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Song Parodies -> "You'll Be Blessed"

Original Song Title:

"Sos"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"You'll Be Blessed"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Elton sang it for them , I think with this rhyme
he wrote the song of youth, he never had a kid
he needs a girl to breed, not with the men he did
whatever songs he sings of this, it should be understood
you need and egg, and sperm for it to really work

so when you're singing, and your voice is ringing, "you'll be blessed"
the truth is tragic, there's no hidden magic, you'll be blessed
you're just wrong, and the gender mix can't make throngs
you're just wrong, and the only one you'll bless now is your song

you sang or rocket men, and bennie and the jets
I think you need some help, if you have new regrets
just grab a woman, pull her close, and kiss her tenderly
then wash her eggs and see fertility

so when you're singing, and your voice is ringing, "you'll be blessed"
the truth is tragic, there's no hidden magic, you'll be blessed
you're just wrong, and the gender mix can't make throngs
you're just wrong, and the only one you'll bless now is your song

so when you're singing, and your voice is ringing, "you'll be blessed"
the truth is tragic, there's no hidden magic, you'll be blessed
you're just wrong, and the gender mix can't make throngs
you're just wrong, and the only one you'll bless now is your song


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