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Song Parodies -> "(I Wish They'd Offer Me) California Girls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"(I Wish They'd Offer Me) California Girls"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I called the escort service, and I asked for mountain stuff
they sent montana girls, and they way they doffed
I really liked it all so rough

I called them back for seconds and I said I need 'em soft
but the girls they came from I think Bang'er, Maine
I really felt I got ripped off

I wish they'd offer me California girls
I wish they'd offer me California girls
I wish they'd offer me California girls

The utah mormon ladies, well they always like to share
it's the multi thing, I like to call it swing,
but they're all covered in hair

I done some texas cowgirls, but they felt so weird inside
I gues it could be worse, they coulda sent a horse
when I said I want to ride

I wish they'd offer me California girls
I wish they'd offer me California girls
I wish they'd offer me California girls

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Know 1 can hear you dream - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't you promise your new old lady to give up this kind of stuff, or was that just the whatfreaks material? :-)
malcolm higgins - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
just whatfreaks
Michael Pacholek - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
And starring Malcolm Higgins as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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