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Song Parodies -> "As Long As You're Ugly"

Original Song Title:

"As Long As You Love Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"As Long As You're Ugly"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

although lonliness has always been a friend of mine,
your face still looks like an ass
people stay away from you they run and hide,
you're bigger than mama cass

and now it's just the time for some surgery
a surgeon to fix up your head
I testified you're pretty, it was perjury
the judge threw the book at me

I don't care who you are,
what you've got
what you bid,
as long as you're ugly,
who you are,
what you've got
what you bid,
as long as you're ugly,

even when I'm drunk, a date with you's not fun,
I can't stand the thought that you're mine
your face is just as ugly as old Oprah's bum,
you look like frankenstein

I don't care who you are,
what you've got
what you bid,
as long as you're ugly,
who you are,
what you've got
what you bid,
as long as you're ugly,

I tried to hide you so that no one knows,
how deep ugly goes,
they say beauty's just skin deep
yes it is, look where it's comin from baby
they all stare as long, as you're ugly, baby

I don't care who you are,
what you've got
what you bid,
as long as you're ugly,
who you are,
what you've got
what you bid,
as long as you're ugly,

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Anny - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL
Ashley Villanueva - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Yay!!!! It's a BSB song about Howie D!!!! LOL!!!!

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