fag doll, thinkin he's a cutie,
guys ass, studies that patootie,
says fine, always wants a man to see his back door
new times, now they're gettin married,
I hear the Pope is gettin harried,
fag doll, won't you get back in the closet like you were before

some say he's a bad boy
some say he's a fag boy
singin bout a fag doll
just like a little fairy toy
they're out, and proud,
shouting out loud,
as me if I do care,
I think that it's a nightmare
speakin on the chat line
thinkin that they're real fine
makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"

fag doll, thinkin he's a cutie,
guys ass, studies that patootie,
says fine, always wants a man to see his back door
new times, now they're gettin married,
I hear the Pope is gettin harried,
fag doll, won't you get back in the closet like you were before

left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
they support them always big time
they would give them out our last dime
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"

left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
they support them always big time
they would give them out our last dime
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin

makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"