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Song Parodies -> "Fag Doll"

Original Song Title:

"Rag Doll"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Fag Doll"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

fag doll, thinkin he's a cutie,
guys ass, studies that patootie,
says fine, always wants a man to see his back door
new times, now they're gettin married,
I hear the Pope is gettin harried,
fag doll, won't you get back in the closet like you were before

some say he's a bad boy
some say he's a fag boy
singin bout a fag doll
just like a little fairy toy
they're out, and proud,
shouting out loud,
as me if I do care,
I think that it's a nightmare
speakin on the chat line
thinkin that they're real fine
makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"

fag doll, thinkin he's a cutie,
guys ass, studies that patootie,
says fine, always wants a man to see his back door
new times, now they're gettin married,
I hear the Pope is gettin harried,
fag doll, won't you get back in the closet like you were before

left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
they support them always big time
they would give them out our last dime
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"

left side's movin, joined , they're groovin
they support them always big time
they would give them out our last dime
left side's movin, joined , they're groovin

makes me dizzy, George is in a tizzy,
then they dress in wigs and pretend they're all a "missy"


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Guy DiRito's Boy Toy - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Stop making fun of Guy, or you're no longer invited to join us for our game of "Malcolm in the Middle"
Hoeveel - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Is that were the 'Malcolm' get's 'spit-roasted'?
Guy DiRito's Boy Toy - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I see they've told you about it. Loose lips!

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