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Areosmith

Music Quotes:

The light at the end of the tunnel could be you. I don't want to preach and say 'don't do it.' I just want everyone to know that I'm a survivor. I don't know if I would be sober if he wasn't sober or if the rest of the band wasn't sober.
- Steven Tyler - on substance abuse
These days it's almost like a lot of kids get into bands because they want to get rich and famous, but when we started this band that wasn't really part of it. I never envisioned what I was doing as part of a career. We weren't even aware of all the stuff that came with it. We just looked at the bands that we idolized - like the Yardbirds - and we were blown away by how they could play. All we wanted to do was play like that, to be a great band like that.
- Steven Tyler

Submitted by: LucidLupin

Music Jokes:

Q: Why did Aerosmith almost fall off a cliff?
A: Because they're Livin' on The Edge
Submitted by: "Odd" Lando
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Ok, well on an interview with VH1, Steven Tyler stated that at the time Joe Perry was reading a book called "Arrowsmith". Although the book was not present, Perry suggested the name Aerosmith and it stuck. Submitted by: pete
  • They named them selves after a book one of them read called Arrow Smith but decided to change the first part to Aero Submitted by: Rachel

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
BullitsmithIt's time for these old rockers to get with the time. We now use bullets, not arrows. They still won't be able to spell, though.rocky

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Stink""Pink"Kaylie L
"Boys In My Attic (Michael Jackson Song)""Toys In The Attic"Mark
"See That Babe""Walk This Way"anonymous john
"Janie's Having Fun""Janie's Got A Gun"Star Child
"She's Got The Runs""Janie's Got A Gun"bradlover

There are additional Aerosmith new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Miss You Like Crazy""I Don't Want To Miss A Thing," AerosmithKathy
"If I Were a Rich Man""Dream On," AerosmithMartha Hankins
"Miss You Like Crazy""I Don't Want To Miss A Thing," AerosmithKathy
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose""Walk This Way," AerosmithMartha Hankins
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Sweet Motion" originally "Sweet Emotion"
Calop
"Money On My Back" originally "Monkey On My Back"
Alanis More Upset
"Walk His Way" originally "Walk This Way"
James
"Dude Looks Like A Lad" originally "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Rhoda Dohr
"Jade" originally "Jaded"
Now a song about an ornamental stone!
Millie Verst

There are additional Aerosmith song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Livin' On The Hedge" originally "Livin' On The Edge"
Marlene L. Ram
"Beat The Rich" originally "Eat The Rich"
London Tippedoff
"Heat The Rich" originally "Eat The Rich"
Alanis More Upset
"Mama King" originally "Mama Kin"
King Andrew
"Sweet Emoticon" originally "Sweet Emotion"
Ha! Funny
hamburger456

There are additional Aerosmith song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Toes In The Attic" originally "Toys In The Attic"
Rachel Blattington
"Tots In The Attic" originally "Toys In The Attic"
Rachel Blattington
"Joys In The Attic" originally "Toys In The Attic"
Rachel Blattington
"Dove In An Elevator" originally "Love In An Elevator"
Rachel Blattington
"Walk This Pay" originally "Walk This Way"
Dude

There are additional Aerosmith song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

June 17 "Steve's Diner (It's My Cooking)" by Matthias a parody of "Amazing" by Aerosmith
This song won for the Aerosmith round and I plan to record any and all songs that have won for something, because they obviously deserve the recording. Badave.com: (MP3) (Comments)
May 16 "Clear" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Pink" by Aerosmith
Originally written during Artistry, it became a classic among my work. badave.com: (mp3) (Comments)
Dec 8 "King Kong" by Spaff.com a parody of "Dream On" by Aerosmith
There's no bigger monkey to spank. - Robert Lund Spaff.com: (MP3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)""Do (You're F*ckin' Homework)"Robert G. C. III
"Rag Doll""Flag Pin"Wayne A. Schneider
"I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing""I Don't Wanna Miss A Call"M Roosevelt
"Walk This Way""Rock This Way"Invisible Boy
"Janie's Got A Gun""The Gremlins Song"Daniel L
"I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing""I Don't Wanna Miss a Scene"Mattiotto "Tiddles"
"Back In The Saddle""Lack of Little Boys"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Love In An Elevator""Stuck In A Elevator"CR@ZY P3OPL3
"Janie's Got A Gun""Aqua's Got A Dance"Eurodance Starexpress Tours Inc.
"Back In The Saddle""I Suck Playin' Scrabble"Alvin Rhodes

There are additional Aerosmith song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
I Don't Want To Miss A ThingVideo Recorder (or TiVo)Worawat
Livin' On The EdgeMountain Climbing EquipmentDaniel L
Black Velvet PantsLane BryantChani
Pink"Kirby" video gamesAndrea Huckstep
The Other SideJohn Edward (The psychic guy)Heath
There are additional Aerosmith commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
CrazyPsychiatric hospitalnightrain express
Toys In The AtticAntique ShopRheya
Walk This WayThe American School For The DisabledMikey G
Janie's Got A GunDick Cheney's OfficeKathy
CrazyPsychiatristHeath
There are additional Aerosmith on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Love Gun
   Kiss
Janie's Got A Gun
   Aerosmith
Janie's Got A Love Gun
Rocky
Sweet Transvestite
   Cast of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'
Sweet Emotion
   Aerosmith
Sweet Transvestite Emotion
Transvestites are very emotional.
hybrid
Every Day Is Exactly The Same
   Nine Inch Nails
Same Old Song And Dance
   Aerosmith
Every Day Is Exactly The Same Old Song And Dance
Josh
Put Your Records On
   Corinne Bailey Rae
Big 10 Inch Record
   Aerosmith
Put Your Big 10 Inch Records On
nally
There are additional Aerosmith duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the funky lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
sin women sin for the bills sinful delights and sinful dead bitch sin women its just bored days Malvin Some marron that good love will take you away
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.
"Livin' on the Edge"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can judge a white man
By the color of his skin
Then mister you're a better man than I.
Original Lyrics:
If you can judge a wise man
By the color of his skin
Then mister you're a better man than I.
"Home Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's time, to be too sweet a dude.
Original Lyrics:
Now it's time, to bid you sweet adieu.
There are additional Aerosmith misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
sin women sin for the bills sinful delights and sinful dead bitch sin women its just bored days Malvin Some marron that good love will take you away
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.

Story about this misheard lyric by: mauricio palacios

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There are additional Aerosmith misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
Better Lyrics:
Don't want to dot my i's
I don't want to cross my t's
'Cause I miss Eubanks
And I don't want a Misty, thanks
'Cause even when I drink a few
The sweetest drink was Mountain Dew
I still miss Eubanks
And I don't want a Misty, thanks.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing.
Submitted by: Boy Howdy
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Better Lyrics:
Do the lucky lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
Submitted by: Rhonda Hedlund
"I Dont Wanna Miss A Thing"
Better Lyrics:
And i dont wanna kiss your thing....
Original Lyrics:
and i dont wanna miss a thing....
Submitted by: sum guyz0r

Funny Lyrics:

"Big Ten Inch"
The Funny Lyrics:
my girl don't go for smokin' and liquor just make her flinch seems she don't go for nothin' 'cept for my big 10 inch record of a band that plays the blues band that play the blues
Why They're Funny:
I don't think he was talk about a blues record here. And it sure doesn't sound like he said 'cept on the record. This band wins the double entendre prize.
Submitted by: Laura
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Funny Lyrics:
dude looks like a lady
Why They're Funny:
I beleive the lyrics are in reference to Vince Neil (Motley crue singer), the song was writen back when Vince looked very much like a lady!
Submitted by: acanatane
There are additional Aerosmith Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Jamie's Got A Gun"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Jamie's got a gun
Jamie's got a gun
Why They're Repetitive:
You would think Stephen Tyler gave us ample warning the first time.
Submitted by: rock
 

Insulting Lyrics:

"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
Why They're Insulting:
When Steve Tyler says this in the song he is referring to vince Neil of Motley Crue because he used to wear makeup in the Eighties like a lot of other hair metal bands( twisted sister,ect.)use to . but Vince Neil really looked like a girl with the makeup on.
Submitted by: Scary9204
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Shut Up and Dance"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Sex is like a gun
You aim, you shoot, hah hah, you run
When you're splittin' hairs with Mr. Clean
It's like getting head from a guillotine
And the night has just begun
Why They're Inappropriate:
The gun analogy implies that Steven Tyler is singing about rape, which I find disturbing. And "getting head from a guillotine"? I really don't want to think about that.
Submitted by: Monique
"Shut Up and Dance"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
<''Cuz sex...is like...a gun...>
Why They're Inappropriate:
Well...just read it and figure it out. It makes you laugh though.
Submitted by: bohemian_06
There are additional Aerosmith inappropriate lyrics available.

Dated Lyrics:

"Sweet Emotion"
The Dated Lyrics:
I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said i took it just a little to far
You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit gone died
Why They're Dated:
How long has it been since a rabbits ovarian changes indicated pregnancy? Side note: the rabbit always dies, pregnant or not because it had to be disected to inspect the ovaries.
Submitted by: M Hawkins
 

Dirty Lyrics:

"Love In an Elevator"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Love in an elevator Livin' it up till I'm goin' down
Why They're Dirty:
Actually, it's love IN an elevator, but it's still dirty. I can certainly guess what's going on in there.
Submitted by: Amanda
"Love Is An Elevator"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Love is an elevator, livin it up when I'm going down
Love is an Elevator, livin it up when I hit the ground
Why They're Dirty:
If you didn't get it, read it again slowly out loud 7-30-07
Submitted by: ICP4EVER
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Band Name Pronunciation:

"arrow- smith
"IM NOT WORTHY ENOUGH" :)
Submitted by: demon barber of fleet street

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Eat The Rich"
The Lyrics:
Take your Grey Poupon my friend and shove it up your @$$!!!
Product Brand Name:
Grey Poupon
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola
"Come Together"
The Lyrics:
He shoot Coca-Cola
Product Brand Name:
Coca-Cola
Submitted by: Herry

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Monkey On My Back"
The Song Lyrics:
Well, I make believe the devil made me do it
Song They Mention:
'The Devil Made Me Do It' by Golden Earring
Submitted by: Mickey D.
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Walk In The Dog" originally "Walkin' The Dog"
Must be a tight fit!
Submitted by: Roy Or Bison

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Jaded"
The Lyrics:
I'm the one that jaded you
Why:
Same case with the Police submission by that other guy ("Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"): you're supposed to refer to people as "who", not "what/that."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Sweet Emotion"
The Lyrics:
Some sweet-talkin' mama with a face like a gent
Said my get-up-and-go must've got up and went
Why:
The line should have been "must've got up and gone." However, "gone" doesn't rhyme with "gent," therefore the bad grammar.
Submitted by: crazydon

Band Name Anagrams:

Tim's A Hero Submitted by: Rocky
Another clever anagram for Aerosmith
To Mishear Submitted by: Wendy Torrance
Fitting! They're in top 50 misheard on this site!

Song Title Anagrams:

"Weenie Mottos" originally "Sweet Emotion"
Submitted by: Josh

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"Come Together"
The Lyrics:
He come grooving up slowly.
Why:
Slowly is pronounced "slow-la" for no obvious reason. It sounds pretty cool though!
Submitted by: Me
 

Song Title Acrostics:

TIA: "Toys In The Attic"
Submitted by: hamburger456
SO SAD: "Same Old Song And Dance"
it's so sad!
Submitted by: Harry
BITS: "Back In The Saddle"
Submitted by: Peter
TO: "The Otherside"
Submitted by: Peter
DO: "Dream On"
Submitted by: Peter

Names as a Word Bank:

Maharishis' Steamiest Trimester Stammerer's Rotisserie Staterooms' Metathesis Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
Wow, profound!?!
That is sometimes more. Submitted by: Ferragamo

Lyrics Alliteration:

"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
The Lyrics:
Her picture graced the grime on the door.
Why:
Two G's
Submitted by: Rocky
 
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
The Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
Why:
Your phone going off during a conversation with an androgynous-looking man would make for awkwardness.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse

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