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AreosmithQuotes:
The light at the end of the tunnel could be you. I don't want to preach and say 'don't do it.' I just want everyone to know that I'm a survivor. I don't know if I would be sober if he wasn't sober or if the rest of the band wasn't sober. - Steven Tyler - on substance abuse | These days it's almost like a lot of kids get into bands because they want to get rich and famous, but when we started this band that wasn't really part of it. I never envisioned what I was doing as part of a career. We weren't even aware of all the stuff that came with it. We just looked at the bands that we idolized - like the Yardbirds - and we were blown away by how they could play. All we wanted to do was play like that, to be a great band like that. - Steven Tyler Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Jokes:
Q: Why did Aerosmith almost fall off a cliff? A: Because they're Livin' on The Edge Submitted by: "Odd" Lando
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Band Name Origins:
- Ok, well on an interview with VH1, Steven Tyler stated that at the time Joe Perry was reading a book called "Arrowsmith". Although the book was not present, Perry suggested the name Aerosmith and it stuck. Submitted by: pete
- They named them selves after a book one of them read called Arrow Smith but decided to change the first part to Aero Submitted by: Rachel
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: America's Greatest Rock And Roll Band. Submitted by: Travis
Known informally as: The Bad Boys From Boston. Submitted by: Travis
New Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "American Idol judge" | - STEVE |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Bullitsmith | It's time for these old rockers to get with the time. We now use bullets, not arrows. They still won't be able to spell, though. | rocky |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Linkara's Magic Gun" | "Janie's Got A Gun" | Monstermaster13 |
| "Stink" | "Pink" | Kaylie L |
| "Boys In My Attic (Michael Jackson Song)" | "Toys In The Attic" | Mark |
| "See That Babe" | "Walk This Way" | anonymous john |
| "Janie's Having Fun" | "Janie's Got A Gun" | Star Child |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Sweet Emotion," | Emotions can neither be sweet nor sour | PBJ |
| "Permanent Vacation," | Vacations must end. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Living On The Edge," | If you lived on an edge, you'd probably fall. | Indy Gent |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "I Like Dreamin'," Kenny Nolan | "Dream On," Aerosmith | |
| "Tightrope Ride," The Doors | "Falling Off," Aerosmith | |
| "Pop Singer," John Mellencamp | "Pink," Aerosmith | |
| "Deal Me A Hand," Florence Wright | "Kings And Queens," Aerosmith | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Hat It Takes" originally "What It Takes"
Peter
"Voodoo Medicine Ma" originally "Voodoo Medicine Man"
Peter
"Pin" originally "Pink"
Gigi
"Ink" originally "Pink"
Alina
"Sweet Motion" originally "Sweet Emotion"
Calop
There are additional Aerosmith song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"No Morse No More" originally "No More No More"
Someone's tired of morse code?
Charles
"Clove In An Elevator" originally "Love In An Elevator"
Yvette Bristle
"Glove In An Elevator" originally "Love In An Elevator"
Yvette Bristle
"What Zit Takes" originally "What It Takes"
Peter
"Wheat It Takes" originally "What It Takes"
Not said by someone with gluten sensitivities
Peter
There are additional Aerosmith song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Last Chill" originally "Last Child"
Larry
"Pack In The Saddle" originally "Back In The Saddle"
Jessica Childress
"Uncle Sally" originally "Uncle Salty"
But Sally is a girl's name, not a boy's name!
Ferragamo
"Safe Old Song And Dance" originally "Same Old Song And Dance"
Serafina
"Lore In An Elevator" originally "Love In An Elevator"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional Aerosmith song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Oct 22
a parody of "Ragdoll" by Aerosmith
You might need patience to watch to this one, since there's no instrumental and my background echo was mistimed. From April 4th, 2010. I'll gradually post my newer ones here on amiright too.
YouTube: (wmv)
June 16
a parody of "Amazing" by Aerosmith
This song won for the Aerosmith round and I plan to record any and all songs that have won for something, because they obviously deserve the recording.
Badave.com: (MP3)
Dec 8
a parody of "Dream On" by Aerosmith
There's no bigger monkey to spank. - Robert Lund
Spaff.com: (MP3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Dream On" | "The Jailhouse Prisoners: Part 3 - Planning To Break Free From Prison" | 4Evercdi |
| "Janie's Got a Gun" | "Barry Shot a Gun" | Callmelennie |
| "Dude Looks Like A Lady" | "Would You Pass the Gravy" | Christopher Long |
| "Back in the Saddle" | "Mac-in’ the Cattle" | Merry & Pippin |
| "Pink" | "Ink" | Christopher Long |
| "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" | "Three Men (And a Baby)" | Tony Wiseguy |
| "Dude Looks Like A Lady" | "Dude Is Totally Crazy" | Monstermaster13 |
| "Crazy" | "Cavy" | Benny's Mom |
| "Sweet Emotion" | "A Different View Pt. 9: Sir Robin's Theme" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Love in an Elevator" | "In Love with her Vibrator" | Tony Wiseguy |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Rag Doll | A pet store for rag doll kittens | RandyB123 |
| I Don't Want To Miss A Thing | Video Recorder (or TiVo) | Worawat |
| Livin' On The Edge | Mountain Climbing Equipment | Daniel L |
| Black Velvet Pants | Lane Bryant | Chani |
| Pink | "Kirby" video games | Andrea Huckstep |
| There are additional Aerosmith commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Crazy | Psychiatric hospital | nightrain express |
| Toys In The Attic | Antique Shop | Rheya |
| Walk This Way | The American School For The Disabled | Mikey G |
| Janie's Got A Gun | Dick Cheney's Office | Kathy |
| Crazy | Psychiatrist | Heath |
| There are additional Aerosmith on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| We Found Love Rihanna feat. Calvin Harris | Love In An Elevator Aerosmith | We Found Love In An Elevator | Normile Richardson |
| It's The Same Old Song The Four Tops | Same Old Song And Dance Aerosmith | It's The Same Old Song And Dance | Cassandra |
| What Are We Doin' In Love Dottie West with Kenny Rogers | Love In An Elevator Aerosmith | What Are We Doin' In Love In An Elevator Are y'all actually making out in an elevator? | Isac |
| And She Was Talking Heads | Cryin' Aerosmith | And She Was Cryin' | Roger |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Hodges, James And Aerosmith
Hodges, James And Smith combined with Aerosmith
Submitted By: Phillip "Screw" Driver
Hurricane Aerosmith
Hurricane Smith combined with Aerosmith
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Jimmy Bowen Aerosmith
Jimmy Bowen combined with Aerosmith
Get it? "Bowen Aero" (sounds like "Bow 'n' Arrow")
Submitted By: Liberty Anderson
Poison Aerosmith
Poison combined with Aerosmith
As in, "poison arrow smith"...whatever that is
Submitted By: Bobbi
There are additional Aerosmith Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics: Sweet erosion
Original Lyrics: Sweet emotion
| "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics: dance, dance, do the funky lady
Original Lyrics: (saxophone bleat) (saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
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"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics: See the ocean
Original Lyrics: Sweet emotion
| "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics: Do the fuckin', lady
Original Lyrics: Dude looks like a lady
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics: dance, dance, do the funky lady
Original Lyrics: (saxophone bleat) (saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Pete For years I thought they had invented a dance called "The funky lady" |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
Better Lyrics:
Don't want to dot my i's
I don't want to cross my t's
'Cause I miss Eubanks
And I don't want a Misty, thanks
'Cause even when I drink a few
The sweetest drink was Mountain Dew
I still miss Eubanks
And I don't want a Misty, thanks.
I don't want to cross my t's
'Cause I miss Eubanks
And I don't want a Misty, thanks
'Cause even when I drink a few
The sweetest drink was Mountain Dew
I still miss Eubanks
And I don't want a Misty, thanks.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing.
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing.
Submitted by: Boy Howdy
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Better Lyrics:
Do the lucky lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
Submitted by: Rhonda Hedlund
"I Dont Wanna Miss A Thing"
Better Lyrics:
And i dont wanna kiss your thing....
Original Lyrics:
and i dont wanna miss a thing....
Submitted by: sum guyz0r
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Eat The Rich"
The Funny Lyrics: Then you won't get no bellyache from eatin' humble pie
Why They're Funny: Another classic version of tyler/perry genious
Submitted by: Chris
| "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Funny Lyrics: Dude looks like a lady
Why They're Funny: I beleive the lyrics are in reference to Vince Neil (Motley crue singer), the song was writen back when Vince looked very much like a lady!
Submitted by: acanatane
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Walk This Way"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, talk this way Walk this way, talk this way Walk this way, talk this way Why They're Repetitive: You don't need to say it 4 times, Steven!
Submitted by: dxman
| "Jamie's Got A Gun"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Jamie's got a gun
Jamie's got a gun Why They're Repetitive: You would think Stephen Tyler gave us ample warning the first time.
Submitted by: rock
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Walk This Way"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You ain't seen nothin', till you're down on a muffin
Why They're Nonsensical: What the hell does this mean? And what kind of slang is it?
Submitted by: Roger
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Insulting Lyrics: Dude looks like a lady
Why They're Insulting: What Steve Tyler says this in the song he is referring to vince Neil of Motley Crue because he used to wear makeup in the Eighties like a lot of other hair metal bands (twisted sister, etc.) used to. But Vince Neil really looked like a female with all the makeup on.
Submitted by: Scary9204
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Shut Up And Dance"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Sex is like a gun
You aim, you shoot, hah hah, you run When you're splittin' hairs with Mr. Clean It's like getting head from a guillotine And the night has just begun Why They're Inappropriate: The gun analogy implies that Steven Tyler is singing about rape, which I find disturbing. And "getting head from a guillotine"? I really don't want to think about that.
Submitted by: Monique
| "Pink"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Pink it was love at first sight,
pink when I turn out the light, pink gets me high as a kite, and I think that everything's going to be alright alright, alright. Why They're Inappropriate: I find that songs about getting high off of paint fumes to be very insulting. That's just my humble opinion.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Sweet Emotion"
The Dated Lyrics: I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said i took it just a little to far You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit gone died Why They're Dated: How long has it been since a rabbits ovarian changes indicated pregnancy? Side note: the rabbit always dies, pregnant or not because it had to be disected to inspect the ovaries.
Submitted by: M Hawkins
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Pink"
The Dirty Lyrics: I want to be your lover
I... I wanna wrap you in rubber As pink as the sheets that we lay on 'cuz pink is my favorite crayon Why They're Dirty: We ALL know what he means by pink... right?
Submitted by: carly_carlz
| "Girls Of Summer"
The Dirty Lyrics: The best thing about life are free
The pussywillow up your tree Why They're Dirty: Think about sex !
Submitted by: 123
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"arrow- smith
Submitted by: demon barber of fleet street
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Eat The Rich"
The Lyrics: Take your Grey Poupon my friend and shove it up your @$$!!!
Product Brand Name: Grey Poupon
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola
| "Come Together"
The Lyrics: He shoot Coca-Cola
Product Brand Name: Coca-Cola
Submitted by: Herry
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Monkey On My Back"
The Song Lyrics: Well, I make believe the devil made me do it
Song They Mention: 'The Devil Made Me Do It' by Golden Earring (1982)
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Back In The Saddle"
Opening Lines: I'm back. I'm back in the saddle again.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Janie's Got A Gun"
Opening Lines: Janie's got a gun janie's got a gun
Comments: Submitted by: Wolfgang59
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Song Title Space Change:
"Come To Get Her" originally "Come Together"
Submitted by: Kellie
"Fall To Get Her" originally "Fall Together"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Cry In" originally "Cryin'"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Toy Sin The Attic" originally "Toys In The Attic"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Walk In The Dog" originally "Walkin' The Dog"
Must be a tight fit!
Submitted by: Roy Or Bison
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Jaded"
The Lyrics: I'm the one that jaded you
Why: Same case with the Police submission by that other guy ("Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"): you're supposed to refer to people as "who", not "what/that."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
| "Sweet Emotion"
The Lyrics: Some sweet-talkin' mama with a face like a gent
Said my get-up-and-go must've got up and went Why: The line should have been "must've got up and gone." However, "gone" doesn't rhyme with "gent," therefore the bad grammar.
Submitted by: crazydon
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Band Name Anagrams:
To Mishear Submitted by: Evan
Shame Trio Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
More a Shit Submitted by: James d
Mister Hao Submitted by: WhyBother
I think he's Asian
A Mother Is Submitted by: Travis
A mother is...what?
There are additional Aerosmith Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Weenie Mottos" originally "Sweet Emotion"
Submitted by: Josh
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Last Child"
The Lyrics: Take me back to a south Tallahassee
Why: Tallahassee, Florida
Submitted by: dxman
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Lyrics Pronunciation:
"Come Together"
The Lyrics: He come grooving up slowly.
Why: Slowly is pronounced "slow-la" for no obvious reason. It sounds pretty cool though!
Submitted by: Me
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Song Title Acrostics:
SOW: "Seasons Of Wither"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
GAG: "Get A Grip"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
CATS: "Chip Away The Stone"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
BITS: "Back In The Saddle"
Submitted by: Travis
WIT: "What It Takes"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional Aerosmith Song Title Acrostics available.
Names as a Word Bank:
Maharishis' Steamiest Trimester Stammerer's Rotisserie Staterooms' Metathesis Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
Wow, profound!?!
That is sometimes more. Submitted by: Ferragamo
Lyrics Alliteration:
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
The Lyrics: Her picture graced the grime on the door.
Why: Two G's
Submitted by: Rocky
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What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Heroin and Alcohol"
In the 1970s Joe Perry and Steven Tyler were known as the "Toxic Twins" because both of them were addicted to heroin and alcohol.
In many interviews Steven describes himself as being a "survivor" not knowing if he would be sober if Joe and the rest of the band weren't sober.
In many interviews Steven describes himself as being a "survivor" not knowing if he would be sober if Joe and the rest of the band weren't sober.
Submitted by: Celeste
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Aero Chocolate Bars
Yum.
Submitted by: Travis
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Love In An Elevator"
The Lyrics: Love in an elevator
Lovin it up when I'm going down Love in an elevator Lovin it up when I hit the ground (In the air, in the air, in the air). Why: I'm sure people would be a tad unnerved if this ringtone went off and you were in an elevator somewhere.
Submitted by: Celeste
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