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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Aerosmith
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Aerosmith
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Aerosmith's, "Come Together"
The dirty Lyrics:
Come together, right now
Over me.
Over me.
Why They're dirty:
I hope Steven or Joe never have adult minds, but Aerosmith couldn't tell people to come together over him, right now, couldn't they?
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
The dirty Lyrics:
Backstage we're having the time Of our lives until somebody says Forgive me if I seem out of line Then she pulled out a gun and tried to blow me away
Why They're dirty:
Ok. What would a lady pull out to find out she was a he? Not a gun! A d---!
Submitted by: Alyssa
Aerosmith's, "F.I.N.E"
The dirty Lyrics:
Pitch my tent in the pouring rain
She's got a new drop of jelly in her jelly roll
Ain't got no rubberso it's raining all the time, honey!
She's got a new drop of jelly in her jelly roll
Ain't got no rubberso it's raining all the time, honey!
Why They're dirty:
This whole song is a load of really dirty innuendos and stuff, but these are some of the most obvious.
Submitted by: Roo
Aerosmith's, "Girl Keeps Coming Apart"
The dirty Lyrics:
She's just a screamer
A nightmare dreamer
Yeah the girl keeps coming apart
She's like a call girl
Loose ends and all girl
But the girl keeps coming apart
White lace and leather
She's so together
But the girl keeps coming apart
I feel so sedated
Boxed up and crated
'Cause the girl keeps coming apart
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Let it get me down
Don't let it get me down
So there she was
Buns up and kneelin'
I was wheelin' and a dealin'
My ace in the hole so to speak
A nightmare dreamer
Yeah the girl keeps coming apart
She's like a call girl
Loose ends and all girl
But the girl keeps coming apart
White lace and leather
She's so together
But the girl keeps coming apart
I feel so sedated
Boxed up and crated
'Cause the girl keeps coming apart
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Let it get me down
Don't let it get me down
So there she was
Buns up and kneelin'
I was wheelin' and a dealin'
My ace in the hole so to speak
Why They're dirty:
'Screamer' as in orgasms, 'nightmare dreamer' is open to interpretation, and 'keeps coming apart' refers to her spreading her legs open. Other references like 'call girl' aand such tell more of what she is. The 'boxed up and crated' implies that he wants to shag her but he has to wait his turn. Finally, the 'buns up and kneeling' says everything - she's ready for analingus. 'Ace in the hole', what 'hole'? Do the math.
Submitted by: California Cowboy 1987
Aerosmith's, "Girls Of Summer"
The dirty Lyrics:
The best thing about life are free
The pussywillow up your tree
The pussywillow up your tree
Why They're dirty:
Think about sex !
Submitted by: 123
Aerosmith's, "Love In an Elevator"
The dirty Lyrics:
Love in an elevator Livin' it up till I'm goin' down
Why They're dirty:
Actually, it's love IN an elevator, but it's still dirty. I can certainly guess what's going on in there.
Submitted by: Amanda
Aerosmith's, "Love Is An Elevator"
The dirty Lyrics:
Love is an elevator, livin it up when I'm going down
Love is an Elevator, livin it up when I hit the ground
Love is an Elevator, livin it up when I hit the ground
Why They're dirty:
If you didn't get it, read it again slowly out loud 7-30-07
Submitted by: ICP4EVER
Aerosmith's, "Pandora's Box"
The dirty Lyrics:
Now I ain't what You'd call a city slicker Or claim to fame To be a slitty licker
Why They're dirty:
A very obvious reference to cunnilingus. That made it onto the radio back in the day, somehow. Even the song title is dirty (box was and is in itself a well known slang term for something rather unprintable)
Submitted by: Chuck Cochems
Aerosmith's, "Pink"
The dirty Lyrics:
I want to be your lover
I... I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
'cuz pink is my favorite crayon
I... I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
'cuz pink is my favorite crayon
Why They're dirty:
We ALL know what he means by pink... right?
Submitted by: carly_carlz
Aerosmith's, "Walk this Way"
The dirty Lyrics:
The Whole song is Dirty, but here we go.
"backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers" -- never grabbed a tissue and masturbated in bed?
"he said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin then you're sure to
be a-changin' your ways" --- come on it's in yer face :)
"seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school and your feet flyin' up in the air"
"singin' hey diddle diddle with your kitty in the middle of the swing like you just didn't care"
--- close yer eyes and VIS-U-A-LIZE! think of other words synonymous with "KITTY"
and what do you think about when you imagine a young High School Girl in a short skirt?
"backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers" -- never grabbed a tissue and masturbated in bed?
"he said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin then you're sure to
be a-changin' your ways" --- come on it's in yer face :)
"seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school and your feet flyin' up in the air"
"singin' hey diddle diddle with your kitty in the middle of the swing like you just didn't care"
--- close yer eyes and VIS-U-A-LIZE! think of other words synonymous with "KITTY"
and what do you think about when you imagine a young High School Girl in a short skirt?
Why They're dirty:
Ok, Sex in School, Sex with Underage School Girls, maybe even a bit of Non-Consensual Sex
Submitted by: Dave
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