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Fun Music Information -> Jessica Simpson

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This is the most recent information about Jessica Simpson that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Jessica Simpson, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Jessica Simpsons, Jessica Simpson/ (Robbie Williams)

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Jessica Simpleton. Submitted by: Millenium Knight

Known informally as: Yoko Romo. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

Maxwell - I'll bet she was so convinced it was gonna be a boy she gave her a boy's name. That's right--HER. lol Submitted by: flipside

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits	Comments & Submitter Name
"The Dukes of Hazard, Employee Of The Month"	Her acting makes her singing look good. - stefan

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Jessica Simpleton	She thinks buffalo wings are made of buffalo.	Jimmy Krakhorn
Jessica Spears	In her new music clip she looks like an older (long-faced) version of Britney Spears!	Angel
Jokessa Simpson	Why she has a recording contract is a joke to me.	oldtimer

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"These Boots Are Made In Milwaukee"	"These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"	qbc1233
"These Boots Are Made For Stalking"	"These Boots Are Made For Walking"	stormtrooper7777
"Hide By Life Away"	"Take My Breath Away"	Sam
"Is This Chicken Made Of Fish?"	"These Boots Are Made For Walking"	hiuhnhu
"Take My Bread Away"	"Take My Breath Away"	Homeless
There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Let Him Fly,"	Opening line calls subject "man" (not bird or bat)	Karen Smith
"You're My Sunday,"	Unless she's addressing a day, which can't hear.	Idont Havaname

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Swing With Me," Jessica Simpson	"Swingin' Gently," Earl Grant
"Did You Ever Love Somebody?," Jessica Simpson	"Everybody Loves Somebody ," Dean Martin
"I Think I'm In Love With You," Jessica Simpson	"Shut Up!," Simple Plan

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Swig With Me" originally "Swing With Me"

Yvette Bristle

"Wing With Me" originally "Swing With Me"

Yvette Bristle

"Sing With Me" originally "Swing With Me"

Yvette Bristle

"A Little Bi" originally "A Little Bit"

Karen Smith

"A Pubic Affair" originally "A Public Affair"

I guess she's stopped shaving!

Josh

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Swing With Men" originally "Swing With Me"

Tim

"Sawing With Me" originally "Swing With Me"

Yvette Bristle

"Sewing With Me" originally "Swing With Me"

Yvette Bristle

"The Sweetest Sink" originally "The Sweetest Sin"

April Fleming

"Let Him Flay" originally "Let Him Fly"

Marcia Todd

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Sting With Me" originally "Swing With Me"

Way to ask Sting to perform a duet with her?

Peter

"Let Kim Fly" originally "Let Him Fly"

Jessica Childress

"Let Tim Fly" originally "Let Him Fly"

Jessica Childress

"Let Jim Fly" originally "Let Him Fly"

Jessica Childress

"I Wanna Lose You Forever" originally "I Wanna Love You Forever"

Regina Olsen

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"These Boots are Made for Walkin'"	"Debates were Made for Talkin'"	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Take My Breath Away"	"Take My Debt Away"	noname
"I Think I'm In Love"	"2008 Bank of America 500 (Sprint Cup)"	Jay Jianoran
"Sweetest Sin"	"Sweetest Sin"	Nixon Lee
"I Wanna Love You Forever"	"I Wanna Be Like Mike Haggar"	Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"A Public Affair"	"Pubical Hair"	Simpsonite
"Take My Breath Away"	"I Left Nick Lachey"	jbels
"A Little Bit"	"The Little Ditz"	KitKat
"Take My Breath Away"	"I'll Take Your Breath Away"	Weird Alex
"I Wanna Love You Forever"	"I Wanna Eat Your Hamburger"	Jess and Katie
There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
I Wanna Love You Forever	Divorce Court	Lici
Take My Breath Away	Asthma Help Hotline	Derek G.
With You	Marriage Counseling	Puppy Loves Chew Toys
Final Heartbreak	Divorce Lawyers	Varath

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
First Date Blink 182	With You Jessica Simpson	First Date With You	Jennehflish
I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You Alan Parsons Project	With You Jessica Simpson	I Wouldn't Want To Be With You Low blow!	Eddie
Naked Avril Lavigne	With You Jessica Simpson	Naked With You	Andrew Darwitan
How Do I Live? LeAnn Rimes	With You Jessica Simpson	How Do I Live With You? Yikes...I guess divas really don't get along.	Erik
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" Misheard Lyrics: Bush or tush, just like that Original Lyrics: Push your tush, just like that	"I Wanna Love You Forever" Misheard Lyrics: Put yourself all over me And I'll cherish every duck here on my knees Original Lyrics: Pour yourself all over me And I'll cherish every drop here on my knees
"I Have Loved You" Misheard Lyrics: A moment I just can't forget We filled the air with broader sex Original Lyrics: A moment I just can't forget We filled the air with promises	"These Boots Are Made For Walking" Misheard Lyrics: I'm just Jessica. Original Lyrics: Uncle Jesse, he sure.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"A Public Affair"

Misheard Lyrics:

All the camels come out for Jesus and Mary
Who cares about Joseph, 'cuz he's really not the dad?

Original Lyrics:

All the cameras come out for a public affair
Who cares? Let's rock, 'cuz the party don't stop.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Fashion Clown

I thought it was a Christmas song.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"These Boots are Made for Walkin'"

Better Lyrics:

North Korea is talkin'
Relations have improved
Dropping their nuke ambition will for now get them some food!

Original Lyrics:

These boots are made for walkin'
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

"These Boots are Made for Walkin'"

Better Lyrics:

Debates were made for talkin'
Present opposing views
But the REPs have fallen short and still have a lot to prove!

Original Lyrics:

These boots are made for walkin'
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

"With You"

Better Lyrics:

Dumb Me Don't know what a buffalo wing is
I can say everything stupid
Before I fall on my pretty head
Not a brain in my skull
Never felt so blonde at all Baby I'm really dumb
Even without you

Original Lyrics:

With you I can let my hair down
I can say anything crazy
Because you'll catch if I fall and hit the ground
Nothing but a t-shirt on
Never felt so beautiful Baby as I do now
Now that I'm with you

Submitted by: Amy

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"With You"

The Funny Lyrics:

I can say anything crazy
I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground

Why They're Funny:

It's not funny in and of itself, but the bit about saying anything crazy always makes me think of her 'chicken or fish' question. In case anyone doesn't know, she was eating some canned tuna and asked Nick, 'Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?' The brand name Chicken of the Sea mixed her up. Nick stared at her and shook his head, then cleared things up for her fragile brain.

Submitted by: Da Phoenix

"With You"

The Funny Lyrics:

I can say anything crazy

Why They're Funny:

What's Jessica talking about? She says everything crazy!

Submitted by: Amy

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"I Wanna Love You Forever" The Nonsensical Lyrics: I wanna love you forever And this is all I'm asking of you 10,000 lifetimes together Is that so much for you to do? Why They're Nonsensical: Yes 10,000 lifetimes with you is way too much to do. Nobody can stand her screaming...er, singing, for more than five seconds. Submitted by: Jamie B.	"Irresistible" The Nonsensical Lyrics: Where they at (Where they at) Where they at (Where they at) Where they at (Where they at) come on now Why They're Nonsensical: Where (is) who at? This is really nonsense! Submitted by: Tarquin
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"I Think I'm In Love"

The Insincere Lyrics:

I don't know what's gotten into me,
but I kinda think I know what it is...
I think I'm in love

Why They're Insincere:

What? These lyrics are simply retarded, because not only do they not make sense, but they are a complete contradiction to eachother. If you don't know what it is, then you don't also kinda think you know what it is! Think a little harder next time, Jessica, before you sing something so ignorant and typical. This girl has an amazing voice but if she wants to be taken seriously she needs to take herself seriously!

Submitted by: Lindsay

"Irresistible"

The Insincere Lyrics:

I know, I meant to say no
But he's irresistible, up close and personal

Why They're Insincere:

What the hell?! first, she becomes famous for her stance on virginity, then she goes and writes a song about giving in and having sex? Also, she always had a wholesome image until recently, when she became as slutty at brittney- No one's going to believe she's a virgin anymore!

Submitted by: Becky

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"With You"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

You can catch me right before I hit the ground with nothing but a t-shirt on

Why They're Inappropriate:

Eww... are you sure about that, Jess?

Submitted by: Candii

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"I Wanna Love You Forever"

The Dirty Lyrics:

Pour yourself all over me
And I'll cherish every drop here on my knees

Why They're Dirty:

Well think about it...'pour yourself all over me?' ...'cherish every drop hear on MY KNEE'S...'...hmmm drops of what Jess??!!

Submitted by: Kate

"I Wanna Love You Forever"

The Dirty Lyrics:

Pour yourself all over me
and I'll cherish every drop here on my knees

Why They're Dirty:

That's just filthy. We don't need to hear about your bukakke, Jess.

Submitted by: Harpsiccord

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"With You"

The Lyrics:

The real me is a southern girl with my Levis on and a broken heart.

Product Brand Name:

Levis

Submitted by: Alice

Song Title Space Change:

"I'm A G.I. Nation" originally "Imagination"

Submitted by: U. Carrie Oats

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Between You and I"

The Lyrics:

Between you and I.

Why:

The appropriate title of this song should be "Between You and Me." Between is a preposition and the words you and I are the object of the preposition. You can't use the the subjective pronoun "I" as the object of a preposition. You should use the objective pronoun "me." Duh! The writer of the song apparently didn't have Mr. Mann in 9th grade English or this person would've known better.

Submitted by: Debra High

Band Name Anagrams:

Pic Jessi Samson Submitted by: Hank E. Panky

Joins Escapisms Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit

Song Title Anagrams:

"Wined One Beauty" originally "Between You And I"

Submitted by: Flora Rolf

"Weeny Unit Abode" originally "Between You And I"

Submitted by: Flora Rolf

"Yew Debate Union" originally "Between You And I"

Submitted by: Flora Rolf

"Wetness SIte" originally "Sweetest Sin"

Submitted by: Flora Rolf

"Wisest Teens" originally "Sweetest Sin"

Submitted by: Flora Rolf

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

MOW: "My Only Wish"

Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Wake My Beth A Tray" originally "Take My Breath Away"

Beth thinks the trays sleep too much!

Submitted by: Daphne Hughes

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Playing dumb"

She once said on a talk show, "Do buffalo wings really come from a buffallo?" However, is was revealed that Jessica Simpson was tested as a genius and was just playing dumb for the cameras.

Submitted by: Rachel