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Song Parodies -> "Debates were Made for Talkin'"

Original Song Title:

"These Boots are Made for Walkin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jessica Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Debates were Made for Talkin'"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Although the Republican debates are pretty much over, all the in-fighting has taken away from attacks on the Obama Administration and left many REPs and Indy's wondering WHO they should vote for. Although it appears that Romney has a strong lead, nothing is over yet and none of the four are bailing. This could possiby cause Romney to fall short of 1144 delegates or lose to someone else depending on Super Tuesday and beyond. This parody is about the frustration over the debates...
Are you ready REPs?
Start talkin’
Live show
C'mon
Let’s go!

They keep saying they will make some progress (duh!)
Obama’s policies they say they will undo
But most of the debating is spent attacking (each other)
Can’t tell (nuthin’) from all the rhetoric they spew!

Debates were made for talkin'
Present opposing views
But the REPs have fallen short and still have a lot to prove!

They believe Obama’s committed treason (duh!)
That his policies have doomed us- everyone
But we can’t understand the plans they’re statin’ (nope)
Better define themselves before the E-lect-ion

Debates were made for talkin'
Present opposing views
But the REPs have fallen short and still have a lot to prove!

They go on about how Obama has caused us harm
Go on to tell us we should be alarmed
But as for viable solutions- well none!

So, which guy?
Can’t make up my mind
More ad attacks (cash war)
Has enough mud slung…???

This fall
There’s a fight worth winning (oh yeah, oh yeah)
It‘s tough, so stop all these televised shout-backs
All the in-fighting, they gotta drop it
Or REPs will lose, fall flat
Can we get a victory?
Can we get the White House?

They keep fighting who they shouldn’t be fighting
Each REP candidate is losing too much ground
Dangerous position with all of this in-fighting
1,144 delegates won’t be found!!!

Debates were made for talkin'
Present opposing views
But the REPs have fallen short and still have a lot to prove!

Debates were made for talkin'
Present opposing views
But the REPs have fallen short and still have a lot to prove!

Come on REPs
Start talkin’
Boost those ratings

This fall
There’s a fight worth winning (oh yeah, oh yeah)
It‘s tough, so stop all these televised shout-backs
All the in-fighting, they gotta drop it
Or REPs will lose, fall flat
Can we get a victory?
Can we get the White House?

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Porfle Popnecker - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one.
Peter Andersson - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
When I was new to this site William Tong was writing a lot of Boot Newt songs, he would have approved of this one methinks.
Dabve W. - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Methinks one could debate who the original artist was..........Hey... enough with all of this debating already...I think the whole thing shoiuld be decided by arm wrestilng,then we'll know who the strongest leader will be....brains are overrated anyway
Rob Arndt - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks guys :) I omitted the last verse with Willie in it due to the fact that this is the JS version of NS' OS from the movie "Dukes of Hazzard". I could have used Romney in the last added verse but it is fine as it is- not needed...

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