This metro city mayor
Was never out of luck
Don't have to say your prayers
He doesn't quite suck, he ain't a muck
Do a pile driver on me
And I'll be crushing you down with my knees

I wanna be like Mike Haggar
And this is all I'm saying to you
I have never been gone too far
Is there too much for me to do?
Cuz from the moment that I'm playing Final Fight
Almost everything will be all right
I swear I knew
I'm gonna be like Mike Haggar

I have learned his spinning punch
Called the "double lariat"
My suplex makes your body
a part of the mat
In seconds flat
His spinning piledriver rules
And I master 360s
I do like Zangief a bunch
Saturday Night Slam Masters was worth playing

I wanna be like Mike Haggar
And this is all I'm saying to you
I have never been gone too far
Is there too much for me to do?
Cuz from the moment that I'm playing Final Fight
Almost everything will be all right
I swear I knew
I'm gonna be like Mike Haggar

In his life, his daughter Jessica's kidnapped, no
Haggar, Guy, and Cody, revenge is quite a snap, though
Cuz next Halloween
I'll dress up like Mike "Macho" Haggar for good
I'm spinning my joystick around
Guess who's cool and who's crude

I wanna be like Mike Haggar
And this is all I'm saying to you
I have never been gone too far
Is there too much for me to do?
Cuz from the moment that I'm playing Final Fight
Almost everything will be all right
I swear I knew
I'm gonna be like Mike Haggar