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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be Like Mike Haggar"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Love You Forever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jessica Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Like Mike Haggar"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Tribute to one of the Final Fight characters.
This metro city mayor
Was never out of luck
Don't have to say your prayers
He doesn't quite suck, he ain't a muck
Do a pile driver on me
And I'll be crushing you down with my knees

I wanna be like Mike Haggar
And this is all I'm saying to you
I have never been gone too far
Is there too much for me to do?
Cuz from the moment that I'm playing Final Fight
Almost everything will be all right
I swear I knew
I'm gonna be like Mike Haggar

I have learned his spinning punch
Called the "double lariat"
My suplex makes your body
a part of the mat
In seconds flat
His spinning piledriver rules
And I master 360s
I do like Zangief a bunch
Saturday Night Slam Masters was worth playing

I wanna be like Mike Haggar
And this is all I'm saying to you
I have never been gone too far
Is there too much for me to do?
Cuz from the moment that I'm playing Final Fight
Almost everything will be all right
I swear I knew
I'm gonna be like Mike Haggar

In his life, his daughter Jessica's kidnapped, no
Haggar, Guy, and Cody, revenge is quite a snap, though
Cuz next Halloween
I'll dress up like Mike "Macho" Haggar for good
I'm spinning my joystick around
Guess who's cool and who's crude

I wanna be like Mike Haggar
And this is all I'm saying to you
I have never been gone too far
Is there too much for me to do?
Cuz from the moment that I'm playing Final Fight
Almost everything will be all right
I swear I knew
I'm gonna be like Mike Haggar

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Nine Inch Niles - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeh, you wanna be like Mike Haggar, but you're more like Hagar the Horrible.

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