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Song Parodies -> "Predictable"

Original Song Title:

"Irresistible"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jessica Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Predictable"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude knows everything other dude will do. Because other dude is not the most original man...
You know that I know what it is
Cause ev'rything about you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Is just so predictable (yeah, yeah-eah)

Whether it's another bad joke about pipes
Or if your tone wi-ill be snide
I always know what shall transpi-ire (shall transpi-ire)
It's easy to tell what you will do, mate (oh)
Not cause of a psychic brai-ain (oh)
Or a cleverly hidden wi-ire (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm afraid that's a big no

It's cause you're predictable
So unoriginal
Plain unremarkable
Nothin's new to me
Your ways are typical
Not individual
Just a tad pitifu-ul
You're predictable to me-e-e-e-e-e-e
Oh-oh, no surprise for me-e-e
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah

I know that you're thinkin' you'll prove me wrong, right
How many fingers? Left hand: fi-ive
Right hand's two, now it's three I'm calli-in' (ca-a-allin')
"This is incredibly stupid and la-a-ame (really stupid)"
And that's exactly what you'll sa-ay (oh)
"Then I won't" You-ou will eventu-ally (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Three, two, one and there you go (I did tell you so-o-o)

See? So predictable (real predictable)
No twists, you're typical
Almost statistical
What you say to me (things you say to me-e-e)
No stand-out visu-als
From your works fictional (oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah)
Hand-drawn or digita-al
You're predictable to me-e-e-e-e-e-e

"How can this be?" said simultaneously
The obvious answer, you see-ee-eee
Is you're that predictable
Best answer, though, it's far from invisible
Could say it's relatabl-le
My bro, you're predictabl-le
(You missed that? So pitifu-u-u-u-u-u-u-ul)

You're so predictable (yeah, yeah-eah)
In all things vegetable (oh yeah-eah)
Animal, mineral
Sing that constantly (no surprises, see-ee-ee-ee)
Two individuals (oh-woah-ooh-yeah-eah-eah)
Grow up together will
Know all the typica-al
Things they always do with glee-ee
You're so predictable
It's not unthinkable (yeah-eah-eah)
We were insep'rable
Can't you predict me (you sure you can't predict me-e)?
No? Inexplicable
I'd thought by principle
I'd be predictable
Kinda like you are to me-e-e-e-e

"You're just so predictable in every way, I want you to know I know your game" - Delta Goodrem

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another OS I know today

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