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Song Parodies -> "Crusty The Doorman"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty The Snowman"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Crusty The Doorman"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

crusty the doorman was a quite unhappy soul
with his pants too tight and a runny nose
and his eyes said "one sad soul"
crusty the doorman never said good day or night
but he seemed to smile every once inn while
when he went out in the night


it must have been so tragic when this little runt was born
cause when they slapped him on the bum,
they used an ear of corn

crusty the doorman never parked my car away
when I tipped him well he said go to hell
and he just looked right away


crusty the doorman was a little nasty dork
so I put ex lax in his mix of flax
that he ate with beans and pork

into the bathroom,
with the paper in his hand
and he sat and shat and he sat and shat
like a wet fart tuba band


we let him frown on the streets of town
and never made him stop
he only ever brightened up
when he seen some person flop

crusty the doorman, well we sent him on his way
a revolving door, don't need him no more
now he's out of work today


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Guy - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I was drinking a Pepsi when I read this final line to the funniest verse in this extremely funny song: "like a wet fart tuba band" and darned near choked. I could just hear the local news trailer this evening. Local man is killed by Christmas parody. Flem at 11 right here on Eye Nitwit News. Instant Classic Malcolm. I'll tip Crusty one nickle.
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-e Ovah 'eah. I wud tib dat crutchy guy or wadevah iz hes called one Canadian 5 cent piece ceptin' um fresh outta dem. I tink yous aut ta jus do a dump on iz head. Dats whud me 'n' my boyz wud do. 2-LOUD Outta 'eah..

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