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Song Parodies -> "Martha, My Dear"

Original Song Title:

"Martha My Dear"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Martha, My Dear"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Martha, my dear, when you spend your days incarcerated, please,
Securities, Martha, like drugs,
need honesty, Martha my love

watch your stock drop, you silly girl, think what you've done
now you find yourself in the thick of it
you helped yourself just a little bit when someone told you
you silly cow

it's a good thing they found you
take a good look, and you're bound to see
that honesty, a necessity, or take cover,
you silly cow

watch your stock drop, you silly girl, think what you've done
now you find yourself in the thick of it
you helped yourself just a little bit when someone told you
you silly cow

Martha, my dear, you have acted with some desperation, please,
when you get free,
Martha my love,
try honesty, Martha my love


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Pat Carrasco - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, liked it, Malcolm!
Bob Gomez - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good for you, Malc, a worthy followup to "Four Little Rules." I'm going to give this one a try myself. Talk about beating a dead horse, or in this case, cow. d;:^)

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