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Song Parodies -> "Topless Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Of Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Topless Wife"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

here comes johnny with his foldies showin,
bee bop a luba baby what are they
here come johnny showin off his woman
big boobies out she gonna make you say
come get some action
watch these in motion,
oh yeah the boy can play
dedication, devotion,
he grabs em in the night
and again every day
she got a big massive pair of bazooka,
he got the lucky break now in his life
she drops the top,
he got a topless wife
he got a topless wife

here comes johnny and he'll tell you the story
when she flashed her wondrous boobs
swished them round with the power and the glory
just loves those pleasure tubes
he got the action, she got the motion,
oh yeah, the boy gets laid
dedication, devotion,
he grabs em in the night
and again in the day
she got a big massive pair of bazooka,
he got the lucky break now in his life
she drops the top,
he got a topless wife
he got a topless wife
here comes johnny with his foldies showin,
bee bop a luba baby what are they
here come johnny showin off his woman
big boobies out she gonna make you say
come get some action
watch these in motion,
oh yeah the boy can play
dedication, devotion,
he grabs em in the night
and again every day
she got a big massive pair of bazooka,
he got the lucky break now in his life
she drops the top,
he got a topless wife
he got a topless wife


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Pacing: 4.5
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Royce Miller - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I like this one-really good pacing
Billy Florio - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Malcolm! Really funny lol
Michael Pacholek - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Absolutely dreadful. The only way it could be worse is if mentioned Sk8er bois or orcs. If the pacing weren't so strong, it would be a total waste.
malcolm higgins - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
thanks Michael... I think I'm with Royce and the Oreo man though....lol
lebeiw15 - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent pacing and rhyming of titles! Good flow of words!
Birgitta - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Lmao---I was checking out "Money For Nothing" in the search area,(didn't want to duplicate a title),when I noticed your title here.ROTF-this is quite good.I gave you the 5's it deserves-just brilliant pacing. Thx for putting it up. TC
kj - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
this is outstandingly funny!!!

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