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Music Jokes:
Chris Rea is teaming up with Mark Knoffler - the band is going to be called Dire-rea (diaohrea). Submitted by:
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Band Name Origins:
- The brothers from Dire Straits went to the same bording school I did. They were always messing around, and one day they were pulled up by the master in charge, who gave them a big lecture and told them that if they didn't sort themselves out, they would be in dire straits when they were older. They adopted it some years later, when he was proved right, as they were utterly broke, but still chasing the dream! Submitted by: Just Me
- because of their financial situation at the time, most of the group had no money left to their names. Submitted by: ray daley
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Brothers In Arms" | "Brothers With Arms (The Mannings)" | Indy |
| "Curry For Nothing (And Your Chips For Free)" | "Money For Nothing" | stee |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "That Smell" | "Heavy Fuel," Dire Straits | rocky |
| "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore" | "Why Worry?," Dire Straits | FussBudget |
| "Calling Elvis" | "Elvis Is Everywhere," Mojo Nixon | Martha Hankins |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Walk Of Lie" originally "Walk Of Life"
Peter
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Brothers in Farms" originally "Brothers in Arms"
Jellybean
"Monkey For Nothing" originally "Money For Nothing"
he's all yours for free...
mandylee
"Twisting By The Spool" originally "Twisting By The Pool"
Naomi Swanson
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Walk Of Wife" originally "Walk Of Life"
Veronica Krumpfelhagen
"Wall Of Life" originally "Walk Of Life"
Serafina
"Talk Of Life" originally "Walk Of Life"
Serafina
"Calling Elves" originally "Calling Elvis"
Not a holiday band like Mannheim Steamroller
hamburger456
"Brothers In Arts" originally "Brothers In Arms "
Would be less violent and deadly.
Guest
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Money for Nothing" | "Ode to the Gospel Music Channel" | Edward Genereux |
| "Telegraph Road" | "Old River Road" | Michael T. Mondak |
| "Money For Nothing" | "Money For Nothing (Michael T. Mondak Edition)" | Michael T. Mondak |
| "Sultans Of Swing" | "Insultin' The King" | William Tong |
| "So Far Away " | "Sofa Away The Charlie's Angels Song" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Money For Nothing" | "Party For Nothing" | 92 CITI-FM & The Classic Rockers |
| "Heavy Fuel" | "Heavy Stool" | MrMacphisto |
| "Walk of Life" | "Walk of Life (Michael T. Mondak Edition)" | Michael T. Mondak |
| "Sultans of Swing" | "Sulfurous Stink" | John A. Barry |
| "Private Investigations" | "Rectal Examinations (The Proctologists' Lament)" | Merry & Pippin |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Calling Elvis | The Psychic Hotline | Susanna Viljanen |
| Industrial Disease | AFL-CIO | Pikachu732001 |
| Solid Rock | Viagra | ddt |
| Solid Rock | DeBeers-A Diamond Is Forever | oldrock |
| Sultans of Swing | MLB Home Run Derby | SWEETY |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Money For Nothing | Work Harder Seminar | ~Evenni~ |
| Money For Nothing | Donald Trump's office | britrock |
| Money For Nothing | Richard Branson's office | britrock |
| Money For Nothing | George Steinbrenner's office | britrock |
| Money For Nothing | Any Casino | Martha Irvin |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Vienna Calling Falco | Calling Elvis Dire Straits | Vienna Calling Elvis | Martha Hankins |
| She Works Hard For The Money Donna Summer | Money For Nothing Dire Straits | She Works Hard For The Money For Nothing Now that's a contradiction if there ever was one. | Ed |
| London Calling The Clash | Calling Elvis Dire Straits | London Calling Elvis | Martha Irvin |
| Under The Boardwalk The Drifters | Walk Of Life Dire Straits | Under The Boardwalk Of Life Kinda puts things in perspective, huh. | one |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
The Dire Streets
Dire Straits combined with The Streets
No false claims being made there!
Submitted By: Kurt Vile
Dire Rea
Dire Straits combined with Chris Rea
Whatever they called themselves, they've give you the s***s.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Dire George Strait
Dire Straits combined with George Strait
Lord knows he needs the money!
Submitted By: Opium Taylor
Misheard Lyrics:
"Industrial Disease"
Misheard Lyrics: There's leaking in the washroom
She's a-stinkin' her smell. Original Lyrics: There's leaking in the washroom
There's a sneak in personnel. | "Walk of Life"
Misheard Lyrics: And after all the violence and Noah's ark
Original Lyrics: And after all the violence and double talk
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"Money For Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics: I want my own teeth.
Original Lyrics: I want my MTV.
| "Money For Nothin'"
Misheard Lyrics: What's that? How are ya noises?
Original Lyrics: What's that? Hawaiian noises.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Money For Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics: Cheques for free
Original Lyrics: Chicks for free
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Andrea In my 6 year-old innocence, I asked my mom what the big deal was about getting cheques for free. Exasperated, she explained that the correct lyric was 'chicks'. Puzzled, I asked her if 'chicks' weren't always free. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Money For Nothing"
Better Lyrics:
Who would watch MTV
Original Lyrics:
I want my MTV
Submitted by: Bill S
"Money For Nothing"
Better Lyrics:
I got to play your microgames, Wario
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Submitted by: Andrea Huckstep
"The Man's too strong"
Better Lyrics:
I am a gourmet shoplifter
And in the stores I used to play
And I've stripped the shelves
Of many a delicatessen
Now they say I am a store criminal
Gonna put me away
Your Honour, please hear my confession:
I've nicked the ingredients
To many a feast
Didn't need no money
Just took what I pleased
I'll go down in history
As the greatest of store crooks
I know why Fortnums
Couldn't balance their books
But I'll always remember
That day I went wrong
A Ham's too big
'n' smells too strong
And in the stores I used to play
And I've stripped the shelves
Of many a delicatessen
Now they say I am a store criminal
Gonna put me away
Your Honour, please hear my confession:
I've nicked the ingredients
To many a feast
Didn't need no money
Just took what I pleased
I'll go down in history
As the greatest of store crooks
I know why Fortnums
Couldn't balance their books
But I'll always remember
That day I went wrong
A Ham's too big
'n' smells too strong
Original Lyrics:
I'm just an ageing drummer boy
And in the wars I used to play
And I've called the tune
To many a torture session
Now they say I am a war criminal
And I'm fading away
Father please hear my confession
I have legalised robbery
Called it a belief
I have run with the money
And hid like a theif
I have re-written history
With my armies and my crooks
Invented memories
I did burn all the books
And I can still hear his laughter
And I can still hear his song
The man's too big
The man's too strong
And in the wars I used to play
And I've called the tune
To many a torture session
Now they say I am a war criminal
And I'm fading away
Father please hear my confession
I have legalised robbery
Called it a belief
I have run with the money
And hid like a theif
I have re-written history
With my armies and my crooks
Invented memories
I did burn all the books
And I can still hear his laughter
And I can still hear his song
The man's too big
The man's too strong
Submitted by: Zedsquared
Funny Lyrics:
"Industrial Disease"
The Funny Lyrics: Two men say they're Jesus - one of them must be wrong
Why They're Funny: My parents think this line is so hilarious. It's true there is a certain logic to it.
Submitted by: Sweet Indigo
| "Money For Nothing"
The Funny Lyrics: Money For Nothing
And The Chicks For Free Why They're Funny: If only it were true...
Submitted by: Bryan Thumme
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Insulting Lyrics:
"Money for Nothing"
The Insulting Lyrics: See the little f*gg*t with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair That little f*gg*t got his own jet airplane That little f*gg*t he's a millionaire Why They're Insulting: I think it's an awesome slam to conceited celebrities, who don't do anything.
Submitted by: GiGi
| "Money for Nothing"
The Insulting Lyrics: We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tv’s Why They're Insulting: A true story, and the key to the song. It's one thing for a loading dock foreman to mock overpaid international pop stars. It's quite another for overpaid international pop stars to mock a loading dock foreman for mocking overpaid international pop stars. Sensitive artists, indeed!
Submitted by: Reg Cæsar
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Industrial Disease"
The Lyrics: How come Jesus gets Industrial Disease?
Who They Mention: Jesus Christ
Submitted by: britrock
| "Industrial Disease"
The Lyrics: I don't know how you came to get the Bette Davis knees.
Who They Mention: Bette Davis
Submitted by: britrock
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| There are additional celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Walk of Life"
The Song Lyrics: Here comes Johnny singin' oldies, goldies
Be bop a lula, baby, what'd I say Here comes Johnny singin' I got a woman Song They Mention: "Be Bop a Lula" by Gene Vincent; and "What'd I Say" and "I Got a Woman," both by Ray Charles
Submitted by: crazydon
| "Calling Elvis"
The Song Lyrics: Let me leave my number
Heartbreak hotel Oh love me tender Baby don't be cruel Return to sender Treat me like a fool Song They Mention: I guess this song mentions the most other songs of all. These are of course all Elvis' songs. The fantastic thing is that it even rhymes!
Submitted by: Knopfler fan
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Super Long Pop Songs:
"Tunnel of Love" Length: 8:08
The outro at the end is considered one of the most heartbreaking guitar solos in history
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Money For Nothing" Length: 8 minutes 27 seconds
Long Intro. I was surprised not to find this song on your list, it was relatively popular!
Submitted by: Mep
Song Title Acrostics:
ID: "Industrial Disease"
Submitted by: Peter
SOS: "Sultans Of Swing"
Submitted by: Peter
