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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dire Straits that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 208 misheard song lyrics for Dire Straits on amIright currently.

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"Brothers In Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the wind did hurt me so bad in the fear and alarm.
Original Lyrics:
And though they did hurt me so bad in the fear and alarm.
"Brothers In Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And with only the heavens above
and the fear in your arms,
you did not deserve it, my brothers in arms
Original Lyrics:
And though they did hurt me so bad
in the fear and alarm,
you did not desert me, my brothers in arms
"Brothers In Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're no longer born to be brothers in arms
Original Lyrics:
And you'll no longer burn to be brothers in arms
"Brothers In Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the sun's gone to Hea-ven
The moon's riding high.
Original Lyrics:
Now the sun's gone to Hell
And the moon's riding high.
"Brothers In Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Mister Colored Man-n-n-n-an
or
These mis-coloured mountains
or
These mis-coloured mountains
Original Lyrics:
These mist-covered mountains
"Brothers In Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These mist-coloured mountains
Are all life for me.
Original Lyrics:
These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me.
"Brothers In Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These mist-coloured mountains
are all life for me
Original Lyrics:
These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me
"Brothers In Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These mist-covered mountains are all there for me.
Original Lyrics:
These mist-covered mountains are a home now for me.
"Brothers In Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the homeless, the lonely
and always will be.
Original Lyrics:
But my home is the lowlands
and always will be.
"Calling Elvis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call Ye Elves'a, - - A Sanitary Ohm?
Call Ye Elves'a - - I'm here on a loan.
Original Lyrics:
Calling Elvis - - is anybody home?
Calling Elvis - - I'm here all alone.
"Calling Elvis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden airwaves
Original Lyrics:
Calling Elvis
"Down To the Waterline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out comes the Coast Guard
Original Lyrics:
Up comes a coaster
"Hand in Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you and me go parallel together in a park
Original Lyrics:
Now you and me go parallel together and apart
"Heavy Fuel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna run cool
You got to have
A very early funeral.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna run cool
You got to run
On heavy, heavy fuel.
"Heavy Fuel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna run cool
You got to run on aviator fuel.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna run cool
You got to run on heavy, heavy fuel.
"Heavy Fuel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to run cool,
you've got to run on radiator fuel.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna run cool
You got to run on heavy, heavy fuel.
"In The Gallery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then he get a knife
Says he doesn't want to bring it down.
Original Lyrics:
And then you get an artist
Says he doesn't want to paint at all.
"Industrial Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know how you came to get the vegitative sneeze.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know how you came to get the Bette Davis knees.
"Industrial Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sombody drew a spaniard,
he drew 'em in the hole
Original Lyrics:
Sombody threw a spanner,
he threw it in a hole
"Industrial Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The magazine of ladders
or
Come back here, Señorita.
Original Lyrics:
Come back and see you later.
"Industrial Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's leaking in the washroom
She's a-stinkin' her smell.
Original Lyrics:
There's leaking in the washroom
There's a sneak in personnel.
"Industrial Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They wanna have a war to stop the spying Japanese
Original Lyrics:
They wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese
"Lady Writer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby white out on the TV.
Original Lyrics:
Lady writer on the TV
"Lady Writer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady writer on the TV
She had all the brains in the putty.
Original Lyrics:
Lady writer on the TV
She had all the brains and the beauty.
"Lady Writer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady writer on the TV
Talk about the birds and marry.
Original Lyrics:
Lady writer on the TV
Talk about the Virgin Mary.
"Lady Writer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady writer on the TV
Talk about the furniture man.
Original Lyrics:
Lady writer on the TV
Talk about the Virgin Mary.
"Lady Writer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady writer on the TV
She had all the brains and a boutique
Original Lyrics:
Lady writer on the TV
She had all the brains and the beauty.
"Lady Writer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay your lighter on the tv
Original Lyrics:
Lady writer on the tv
"Les Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High heel shoes
And a blackberry
Original Lyrics:
High heel shoes
And a black beret
"Man's Too Strong"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just an ancient trillobite
Original Lyrics:
I 'm just an ageing drummer-boy
"Man's Too Strong"
Misheard Lyrics:
They masturbate.
The man's too strong.
Original Lyrics:
The man's too big.
The man's too strong.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't workin', that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the instrument
Original Lyrics:
Ain't workin', that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the Mtv
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't worth it, that's the way you do it
You pay the git on the empty V.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't workin', that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby get a piston on your little finger
Baby get a pistol on your thumb
Original Lyrics:
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, get a Flintstone on your little finger
Baby, get a Flintstone on your thumb
Original Lyrics:
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, quiero queso roñoso.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe get a blister on your thumb.
The misheard line means "I want rusty cheese" in Spanish.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bangin' on the bongos like a gym fest.
Original Lyrics:
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bangin' on them bongos like a Chia Pet
Original Lyrics:
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Banging on the bongos like a ship hands, hee
Original Lyrics:
Banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Banging on the bottles like a chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Banging on the bongos like a chimpanzees
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Checks for free
Original Lyrics:
Chicks for free
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheques for free
Original Lyrics:
Chicks for free
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Custard kitchen deliberated
Original Lyrics:
Custom kitchen delivery
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Custom Bitchn' dish and liver fleas
Original Lyrics:
Custom kitchen deliveries
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Custom kitchen with delivery
Original Lyrics:
Custom kitchen deliveries
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your money for nothing,
and potato chips for free
Original Lyrics:
Get your money for nothing,
and the chicks for free
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some kitchen deliveries
Original Lyrics:
Custom kitchen deliveries
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some kitchens to liberate
Original Lyrics:
Custom kitchens, deliveries
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's bangin' on the bongos like a tin can
or
He's bangin' on the bongos like it's his best friend'
or
He's bangin' on the bongos like a dingbat
or
He's bangin' on the bongos like a dingbat
Original Lyrics:
He's bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's banging on the bongos like a suplex
Original Lyrics:
He's banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's banging on the bongos like a tempest.
Original Lyrics:
He's banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's banging on the bongos like your triplets.
Original Lyrics:
He's banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, want my MTV
Original Lyrics:
I want my MTV
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
History
Original Lyrics:
Chicks for free
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I always thought they said pistol on your little finger
Maybe get a pistol on your thumb
Original Lyrics:
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my ON-TV
Original Lyrics:
I want my MTV
ON-TV was a pay-per-view movie channel (kind of a precursor of HBO) that was in existence during the early and mid 80's. It actually went under at about the same time this song came out, making the misheard lyric seem appropriate.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my antique.
Original Lyrics:
I want my MTV.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my chips for free.
Original Lyrics:
And your chicks for free.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my empty flea.
Original Lyrics:
I want my MTV.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my own TV.
Original Lyrics:
I want my MTV.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my own teeth.
Original Lyrics:
I want my MTV.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at that mama,
she got it stickin' in the camera, man!
Who cares so?
Original Lyrics:
Look at that mama,
she got it stickin' in the camera.
Man, we could have some fun.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at that mama,
she got it sticking in the camera lens,
ooh that's fun.
Original Lyrics:
Look at that mama,
she got it sticking in the camera,
man we could have some fun.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at that mama
She got it stickin' in the camera, man!
I'd like to have some!
Original Lyrics:
Look at that mama
She got it stickin' in the camera
Man, we could have some fun.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe get a Bisco on your little finger
Maybe get a Bisco Yunson.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe get a birthstone on your little finger
Maybe get a birthstone on your thumb.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe get a crystal on your little finger
Maybe get a crystal on your thumb
Original Lyrics:
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe get a pistol on your finger
Maybe get a pistol on your thumb.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe get a blister on your finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe get a pistol on your little finger
Maybe get a pistol on your thumb
Original Lyrics:
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe get a rhinestone on your little finger,
maybe get a rhinestone on your thumb.
or
Maybe get a pistol on your little finger,
maybe get a pistol on your thumb.
or
Maybe get a pistol on your little finger,
maybe get a pistol on your thumb.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe get a blister on your little finger,
maybe get a blister on your thumb.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money for nothin' and you're six foot three.
Original Lyrics:
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money for nothin' and your cheques for free
Original Lyrics:
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money for nothin' and your chips for free.
Original Lyrics:
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money for nothin' and your drinks for free.
Original Lyrics:
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money for nothing and you're six foot three.
Original Lyrics:
Money for nothing and your chicks for free.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money for nothing and your checks for free.
Original Lyrics:
Money for nothing and your chicks for free.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money for nothing and your chips for free.
Original Lyrics:
Money for nothing and your chicks for free.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monkeys for nothing and your chimps for free
Original Lyrics:
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now look at them eating Oreo's, that's the way you do it
Original Lyrics:
Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the fatty with the hearing and the mink coat
Yeah buddy thats his only hair
The little fatty has his own jet airplane
That little fatty is a millionaire
Original Lyrics:
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy thats his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That little f****t, he's a meemy-yummy!
Original Lyrics:
The little f****t, he's a millionaire.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The little faggot with the earing and the mink coat
Original Lyrics:
The little faggot with the earing and the makeup
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The little fathead with the earring and the make-up.
Original Lyrics:
The little f****t with the earring and the make-up.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The little finger with the eerie little make-up.
Original Lyrics:
The little f****t with the earring and the make-up.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We burnt the fish in the microwave oven.
Original Lyrics:
We got to install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We custom install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got some movies, refrigerators
We got some movies, color TV.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen delivery
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TVs.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go to movies, refrigerators, We go to movies, color TV's
Original Lyrics:
We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TV's.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We going to buy some microwave ovens.
Original Lyrics:
We got to install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got Thermisto microwave ovens.
Original Lyrics:
We got to install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got a keystone microwave oven.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got a pizza, microwave ovens,
Got some kitchens, and Liberace,
We got the movies, refrigerators,
We got the movies, color TV's,
Get your money for nothin', and your sex for free
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens,
custom kitchens, deliveries.
We got to move these refrigerators,
we gotta move these color TV's.
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got an in-store microwave woman.
Original Lyrics:
We got to install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got da restored microwave ovens
Country kitchen delivery
We got da groovy refrigerators
We got da groovy color TV's.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen delivery
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TVs.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got some Bristol microwave ovens.
Custom kitchens, deliveries.
We got some movies, refrigerators.
We got some movies, color TV's
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens,
custom kitchens, deliveries.
We got to move these refrigerators,
we gotta move these color TV's
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got some in-store microwave ovens.
Original Lyrics:
We've got to install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got some mist all like the way mothers.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got some mixed up microwave ovens.
Original Lyrics:
We got to install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got some real strong microwave ovens
Cut the kitchen the liver and eggs
We got some movies refrigerators
We got some movies, color TV.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen delivery
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TVs.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the hits for microwave ovens.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the kicks on microwave ovens.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the movies refrigerators
We got the movies called MTV.
Original Lyrics:
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TVs.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got to diss the microwave moving.
Original Lyrics:
We got to install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got to fix those microwave ovens
Cuss and bittch and deliberate.
Original Lyrics:
We've got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen delivery.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got to get some motherfuck women
Cuz the kitchen delivery
We've got some movies, refresh your rhytm
We've got some movies counting free.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen delivery
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TVs.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got to rinse those microwave ovens.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta install Microsoft Office
Original Lyrics:
We got to install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta pinch those microwave ovens.
Original Lyrics:
We got to install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got some real stole microwave ovens.
Original Lyrics:
We've got to install microwave ovens.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the in-store microwave ovens
Custom kitchen delivery
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the movies refrigerators
Original Lyrics:
We've got to move these refrigerators
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the thrift store microwave ovens
Custom kitchen delivery.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got to moon the refrigerator
We've got to moon the color TV.
Original Lyrics:
We've got to move these refrigerators
We've got to move these color TVs.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got your New Star microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We've got your movies, refrigerators
We've got your movies, color tv's
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color tv's
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's that? Do I hear noises?
Original Lyrics:
What's that? Hawaiian noises.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's that? How are ya noises?
Original Lyrics:
What's that? Hawaiian noises.
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're bangin' on the bottles like you're too bads
Original Lyrics:
You're banging on those bongo's like a chimpanzee
"Money For Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get your money for nothing and your kicks for free
or
You get your money for nothing and your chips for free (I want my mushy peas)
or
Your money's for nothing, and your checks for free.
or
Your money's for nothing, and your checks for free.
Original Lyrics:
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free. (I want my Mtv)
According to the lead singer of the group, he overheard this anthem being muttered by some guys in the back room of an appliance store while watching Mtv one day.
"Money for Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money for nothing and chips for free.
Original Lyrics:
Money for nothing and chicks for free
"Money for Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugarland to play the guitar
Original Lyrics:
I should have learned to play the guitar
"Money for Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got it in store, Michael in office
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
"Money for Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got some boobies, refrigerators
We got some boobies, color TVs
Original Lyrics:
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TVs
"Money for Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got to install a microwave oven
'Cause the kitchen deliberate
We gotta move the refrigerator
Gotta move this colour TV.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen delivery
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TVs.
"Money for Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
Original Lyrics:
Yeah buddy, that's his only care
"One World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find no sleeves for my records
Can't get no lasers for my shoes
Original Lyrics:
Can't find no sleeves for my records
Can't get no laces for my shoes
"One World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get no remedy on my teenage
There's nothing but the same old news.
Original Lyrics:
Can't get no remedy on my TV
There's nothing but the same old news.
"Romeo And Juliet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is kiss you through the bars of Orion.
Original Lyrics:
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme.
"Romeo And Juliet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Juliet when we made love you used a guy
Original Lyrics:
Juliet when we made love you used to cry
"Romeo and Juliet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is chase you through the bars in the rain
Original Lyrics:
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme.
"Skateaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then she let a big Jock grease her up
Original Lyrics:
I swear she let a big truck grease her hip
"Skateaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish let a big truck grease her hip
Original Lyrics:
I swear she let a big truck grease her hip
"Skateaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
In arrears, her folks are tight
And the music's playing loud
Original Lyrics:
In her ears the phones are tight
And the music's playing loud
"Skateaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
No fees, a walnut night
She's sailing through the crowd
In arrears, you don't sleep tight
And the music's playing loud
Original Lyrics:
No fears alone at night
She's sailing through the crowd
In her ears the phones are tight
And the music's playing loud
"Skateaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's making movies on occasion.
Original Lyrics:
She's making movies on location.
"Skateaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's making movies on vacation
Original Lyrics:
She's making movies on location.
"Skateaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's making movies, no gay s***.
Original Lyrics:
She's making movies on location.
"So Far Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in this old town when I have to explain.
Original Lyrics:
And I get so tired when I have to explain.
"So Far Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here in armegedon in this mean ol town,
and your so far away from me
Original Lyrics:
Here I am again in this mean ol town,
and your so far away from me
"So Far Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sofa away from me
Sofa, I just can't see
Sofa away from me
You're sofa away from me.
Original Lyrics:
So far away from me
So far, I just can't see
So far away from me
You're so far away from me.
"So Far Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sofa away from me
Original Lyrics:
So far away from me
"Solid Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitler realized that his chances were slim
Original Lyrics:
If I realized that the chances were slim
"Solid Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How's your car?
Never built a shovel
Original Lyrics:
Well a house of cards
Was never built for shock
"Sultans Of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And says at last just as the tardy bell rings
Original Lyrics:
And says at last just as the time bell rings
"Sultans Of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Chevy in the dark,
It's waiting in the park, but meantime
Original Lyrics:
You get a shiver in the dark
It's been raining in the park but meantime
"Sultans Of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the Sultans, we are the Sultans of Twist.
Original Lyrics:
We're the sultans, we are the Sultans of Swing.
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixon doubled for time
Original Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixie double four time
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A bandit's blowing Dixie double four time
You feel alright when you hear that music thing
Original Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixie double four time
You feel alright when you hear that music ring
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A banner's blowing Dixie
Original Lyrics:
A band is blowing Dixie
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they crowd a young bar and stand, foolin' around in the corner.
Chuckin' chestnuts and sperm baggies in their platform soles
Original Lyrics:
And a crowd of young boys, they're fooling around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles.
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Check out Guitar John
Original Lyrics:
Check out Guitar George
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He doesn't want to make a cryal scene
or
He doesn't want to make a cryal thing
Original Lyrics:
He doesn't want to make it cry or sing
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump and press the big sperm bag he's in his papaw's soul.
Original Lyrics:
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles.
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sound of the rhythm you stop and you hold everything
Original Lyrics:
South of the river you stop and you hold everything
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are consultants, we're the Consultants of Swing
Original Lyrics:
We're the sultans, we are the Sultans of Swing.
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weigh on down in the sound of London town
Original Lyrics:
Way on down south, London town
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's strictly rhythm he doesn't wanna make a cryal scene
Original Lyrics:
Mind he's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing
"Sultans of Swing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You check out guitar charge
He knows all the cards
Original Lyrics:
You check out Guitar George
He knows all the chords
"Telegraph Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A long time ago came a man on a track
Walking thirty miles with a cat on his back
Original Lyrics:
A long time ago came a man on a track
Walking thirty miles with a sack on his back
"Telegraph Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From these rivers of head lice, these rivers of rain
Original Lyrics:
From these rivers of headlights, these rivers of rain
"Telegraph Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Telegram for war
Original Lyrics:
Telegraph road
"The Man's Too Big" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I masturbate
And that's just wrong!
Original Lyrics:
The man's too big
The man's too strong.
"The Man's Too Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And masturbating makes you strong.
Original Lyrics:
The man's too big, the man's too strong.
"The Man's Too Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just an eighteen trouble boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm just an ageing drummer-boy
"The Man's Too Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now they say I am a wild criminal
and I'm fading away
Father, please hear my calm fashion
Original Lyrics:
Now they say I am a war criminal
and I'm fading away
Father, please here my confession
"Tunnel Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been riding on the Gulf Stream.
Original Lyrics:
And I been riding on a ghost train.
"Tunnel Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crazy running water but it's the life that I choose
Sing about the sixth place, sing about the sixpack
And a tallship tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
Getting crazy on the waltzers but it's the life that I choose
Sing about the sixblade, sing about the switchback
And a torture tattoo.
"Tunnel Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Neon burnin', Uh oh oh o-h.
Original Lyrics:
Neon burnin' up above.
"Tunnel of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting crazy on the monsters but it's the life that I choose
Original Lyrics:
Getting crazy on the waltzers but it's the life that I choose
"Tunnel of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going crazy on the wall, sir, but it's the life that I choose
Original Lyrics:
Getting crazy on the waltzers but it's the life that I choose
"Twistin By The Pool" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twistin' Podoboo
Original Lyrics:
Twistin' by the pool
"Twisting By The Pool" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Biz day rider cool
Original Lyrics:
Twisting by the pool
"Twisting By The Pool" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Starbuck's on the beach.
Original Lyrics:
There's a call-box on the beach.
"Twisting By The Pool" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twist him by the b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Twisting by the pool.
"Twisting By The Pool" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twistin' rider poo
Original Lyrics:
Twistin' by the pool
"Twisting by the Pool" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tristan by the pool
Original Lyrics:
Twisting by the pool
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And after all the violence and Noah's ark
Original Lyrics:
And after all the violence and double talk
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the walk on by.
Original Lyrics:
Do the walk of life.
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He do the song about the seagull and the woman.
Original Lyrics:
He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman.
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He do the song about the secret of the woman.
Original Lyrics:
He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman.
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He got male action, he got the lotion
Oh yeah, the boy can't wait
Medication and the lotion
He is turning all the night life into a gay.
Original Lyrics:
He got the action, he got the motion
Yeah, the boy can play
Dedication, devotion
Turning all the night time into the day.
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny saying 'Go Leafs Go'
You gotta hear it baby what I say
Here comes Johnny saying I got a woman
Down in the corners trying to make a play
He got the action, he got the motion
Oh yeah, the boy can play
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
Be-Bop-A-Lula, Baby What I Say
Here comes Johnny singing I Gotta Woman
Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing 'Morning Glories'
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here pajamas singing oldies, goldies.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies.
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on jogging singing oldies, goldies
Be-bop-a-lua, baby what I say
Keep on jogging singing I've gotta woman
Down in the valley, trying to make her sway
We got the action, we got the motion
Yeah, the boy can play
Dedication devotion
Turning on the night time in a vacation

Do the song about the seal and the woman
Do the song about the knight
Do the walk, yeah do the walk on light.
or
Keep on jogging singing oldies, goldies
Be-bop-a-lua, baby what I say
Keep on jogging singing I've gotta woman
Down in the valley, trying to make her sway
We got the action, we got the motion
Yeah, the boy can play
Dedication devotion
Turning on the night time in a vacation

Do the song about the seal and the woman
Do the song about the man
Do the walk, yeah do the walk on light.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes johnny singing oldies, goldies
Be-bop-a-lua, baby what I say
Here comes johnny singing I gotta woman
Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay
He got the action, he got the motion
Yeah, the boy can play
Dedication devotion
Turning all the night time into the day

He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
He do the song about the knife
He do the walk, he do the walk of life.
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pecan Johnny
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk on air
Original Lyrics:
Walk of life
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk on fire
Original Lyrics:
Walk of life
"Walk Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the action, you got the moanction
Yeah, the boy Kimberly.
Original Lyrics:
We got the action, we got the motion
Yeah, the boy can play.
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the Wonka bar
Original Lyrics:
Do the walk of life
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He did this summer after nine
Original Lyrics:
He did the song about the knife
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He do the song about the sweet 'n loopy woman.
Original Lyrics:
He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman.
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He do this song about the cigarette woman
He do this song about the night
Hoody, do the walk
Do the walk of light
Yeah, you do the walk of light
Original Lyrics:
He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
He do the song about the knife
He do the walk
Do the walk of life
Yeah, you do the walk of life
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing all these stories
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldies goldies
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing cold meat storage
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing goldfish goldfish
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing hold these goalies
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing old Greek stories
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny
Gonna tell you "I'm sorry"
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny
Gonna tell you a story
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes Journey singing only Cold-Eeze
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldies goldies
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy complained
Original Lyrics:
The boy can play
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the action
We got the lotion
Original Lyrics:
We got the action
We got the motion
"Walk of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the unction, we got the munction
Yeah, the boy can play.
Original Lyrics:
We got the action, we got the motion
Yeah, the boy can play.
"Your Latest Trick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your lips drip.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick.

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