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Song Parodies -> "Euchre"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I'm playing euchre
and this game is such a bore
ok Sam deal me in,
I guess I'll have to play it some more

if you hear screaming late tonight
somebody crying to take their life
just don't ask me what it was
just don't ask me what it was
just don't ask me what it was

maybe it's because I'm ugly
my picture's posted at the local vet
I sent a snapshot to the lonely hearts
back it came, they're not that lonely yet

I sit and wait around to die
just take a look and you'll know why
you just play cards for ever more
you just play cards for ever more
this euchre game is such a bore

yeah I guess it's ok
my pain will end now very soon,
just lasy week at the beach,
I was swimming and got harpooned

nothing ventured nothing gained
just don't ask me how I am
just don't ask me how I am
deal me in again there sam

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Jess Cully - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL - triple five, but there's a line missing in the last verse.

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