Song Parodies -> All My Exes Drive A Lexus
| Original Song Title: | "All My Exes Live In Texas" |
| Original Performer: | George Strait |
| Parody Song Title: | "All My Exes Drive A Lexus" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
all my exes drive a lexus
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century
old eileen's in abilene, wanted be to buy a house
and sweet irene in new orleans wanted cash and wanted it soon
and alison down in Galveston, somehow lost her sanity,
and dimples, who now lives in Temple's
wants a new car from me
that's why all my exes drive a lexus
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century
the returns have come from that mutual fund
that my investment's in
and with cash to burn, and a huge return, the lawsuits sure came in
my legal counsel, says mediation, go there every night
but I always end at the lexus dealer,
to buy another one tonight
that's why all my exes drive a lexus
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century
some folks think I'm drivin
a brand new shiny ride,
but the buick's all I get that's left for me
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century
old eileen's in abilene, wanted be to buy a house
and sweet irene in new orleans wanted cash and wanted it soon
and alison down in Galveston, somehow lost her sanity,
and dimples, who now lives in Temple's
wants a new car from me
that's why all my exes drive a lexus
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century
the returns have come from that mutual fund
that my investment's in
and with cash to burn, and a huge return, the lawsuits sure came in
my legal counsel, says mediation, go there every night
but I always end at the lexus dealer,
to buy another one tonight
that's why all my exes drive a lexus
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century
some folks think I'm drivin
a brand new shiny ride,
but the buick's all I get that's left for me
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OK "Professor" Higgins--someone finally wrote another country parody--mine haven't gotten rave reviews, but maybe you'll do better--good luck
Hey i wrote a new one: All my ex's got blown outta texas send me an e-mail if you'd like to see it! imagemind02@yahoo.com nice version.
It should be: all my exes LIVE IN TEXAS AND TEXAS IS A PLACE I'DE REALLY LOVE TO BE but all my exes LIVE IN TEXAS AND THATS WHY I HANG MY HAT IN TENNESEE
First of all, this is a nice attempt, a very good idea that will go with the song's pacing, but... You cut it awful close to the original. I had to check to make sure I wasn't in the misheard lyrics section. I can understand why Daniel was correcting you there...
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