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Song Parodies -> "All My Exes Drive A Lexus"

Original Song Title:

"All My Exes Live In Texas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"All My Exes Drive A Lexus"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

all my exes drive a lexus
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century

old eileen's in abilene, wanted be to buy a house
and sweet irene in new orleans wanted cash and wanted it soon
and alison down in Galveston, somehow lost her sanity,
and dimples, who now lives in Temple's
wants a new car from me

that's why all my exes drive a lexus
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century

the returns have come from that mutual fund
that my investment's in
and with cash to burn, and a huge return, the lawsuits sure came in
my legal counsel, says mediation, go there every night
but I always end at the lexus dealer,
to buy another one tonight

that's why all my exes drive a lexus
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century

some folks think I'm drivin
a brand new shiny ride,
but the buick's all I get that's left for me

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 3.9

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Royce Miller - April 11, 2003 - Report this comment
OK "Professor" Higgins--someone finally wrote another country parody--mine haven't gotten rave reviews, but maybe you'll do better--good luck
Leala - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey i wrote a new one: All my ex's got blown outta texas send me an e-mail if you'd like to see it! imagemind02@yahoo.com nice version.
Daniel - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
It should be: all my exes LIVE IN TEXAS AND TEXAS IS A PLACE I'DE REALLY LOVE TO BE but all my exes LIVE IN TEXAS AND THATS WHY I HANG MY HAT IN TENNESEE
Otal - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
First of all, this is a nice attempt, a very good idea that will go with the song's pacing, but... You cut it awful close to the original. I had to check to make sure I wasn't in the misheard lyrics section. I can understand why Daniel was correcting you there...

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