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Fun Music Information -> George Strait
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
George Strait and Alan Jackson, George StraightSingers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Pure Country" | Played "Dusty", a country singer. Spawned the hit, "I Cross My Heart" basically played himself, pretty wooden performance - JJscott |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| George Crookid | The opposite of straight (as in smooth) misspelt. | Joe Kurr |
| George Bi | IF he became a "Switch Hitter"! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| George Fades | He's retiring after 3 decades | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "All my exes are anorexics" | "All my exes live in Texas" | DeenaBabe |
| "All My Exes Change Their Sexes" | "All My Exes Live In Texas" | SMyler |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "4-3=0," | How did you pass math class? | Dylan Arthur |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "I Love My Girl," The Hilltoppers | "She Loves Me," George Strait | |
| "Choice Of Colors," The Impressions | "Baby Blue," George Strait | |
| "Choice Of Colors," The Impressions | "Amarillo By Morning," George Strait | |
| "Who Are You?," The Who | "Adalida," George Strait | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I Ate Everything" originally "I Hate Everything"
Dobbs
"Maria Del Rey" originally "Marina Del Rey"
U. Carrie Oats
"I Hat Everything" originally "I Hate Everything"
You should see the one he got for his house
Edward
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Martina Del Rey" originally "Marina Del Rey"
U. Carrie Oats
"Acer In The Hole" originally "Ace In The Hole"
Acer is scientific name for maple.
Alicia Sturdivant
"Ache In The Hole" originally "Ace In The Hole"
Alicia Sturdivant
"Acme In The Hole" originally "Ace In The Hole"
Alicia Sturdivant
"Acre In The Hole" originally "Ace In The Hole"
Big hole!
Alicia Sturdivant
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"You Look So Food In Love" originally "You Look So Good In Love"
Said the cannibal before he cooked the lovers.
Peter
"Ice In The Hole" originally "Ace In The Hole"
Peter
"Abe In The Hole" originally "Ace In The Hole"
Peter
"Ate In The Hole" originally "Ace In The Hole"
Peter
"I Rate Everything" originally "I Hate Everything"
Regina Haniger
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Aug 19
a parody of "Seashores of Old Mexico" by George Strait
Grabbing a quick bite from a mom and pop convenience store can be a chancy encounter
soundclick: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind?" | "Does Christ’s Birth Even Cross Their Mind?" | Darth8191 |
| "Amarillo By Morning" | "Armed With Dildo This Morning" | Airfarcewon |
| "All My Ex's Live In Texas" | "Wrecked My Lexus Down In Texas" | Airfarcewon |
| "Amarillo By Morning" | "Las Vegas By Morning" | ParodyDude |
| "All My Ex's Live In Texas" | "There's No Costco Here In Moscow" | Kristof Robertson |
| "Amarillo By Morning" | "Amaretto All Morning" | Andria |
| "She'll Leave You With a Smile" | "They'll Tell You a Simile" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Ocean Front Property" | "Ocean Front Property (in Central Asia)" | Melanie Lee |
| "Living and Living Well" | "Living Hell" | Greg Swartzentruber |
| "Troubadour" | "Labrador" | Greg Swartzentruber |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Write This Down | Bic Pens | Edward |
| Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind? | Fort Worth Board of Tourism | Ed |
| Write This Down | Mead Notebooks | Lance Wilson |
| Cowboys Like Us | Dude Ranch Vacations | Ed |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| All My Exes Live In Texas | Texas Tourism Bureau | Big Mark |
| All My Exes Live In Texas | Marriage counselors/Dating services in that state | Ingeborg S. Nordén |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Coconut Harry Nilsson | Milk Cow Blues George Strait | Coconut Milk Cow Blues Coconut milk cow, now THERE'S an enigma! | Alicia Sturdivant |
| Walk On The Ocean Toad The Wet Sprocket | Ocean Front Property George Strait | Walk On The Ocean Front Property | Edward |
| Silly Love Songs Paul McCartney and Wings | Love Without End Amen George Strait | Silly Love Songs Without End Amen Oh someone please make them stop! | Ed |
| Lookin' For Love Johnny Lee | All My Exes (Live In Texas) George Strait | Lookin' For All My Exes In Texas | me |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Boy George Strait
Boy George combined with George Strait
Quite the odd combo!
Submitted By: John
Gaye & Strait
Marvin Gaye combined with George Strait
Submitted By: crazydon
Dire George Strait
Dire Straits combined with George Strait
Lord knows he needs the money!
Submitted By: Opium Taylor
George's Bering Strait
George Strait combined with Bering Strait
Submitted By: Dan
Misheard Lyrics:
"Living and Living Well"
Misheard Lyrics: A little routine nightlife
Original Lyrics: A little routine I liked
| "Carryin' Your Love with Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill a path. Original Lyrics: Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill up half. |
"True"
Misheard Lyrics: Sure as a milker in her wagon
Original Lyrics: Sure as a mountain river windin'
| "Oceanfront Property"
Misheard Lyrics: If you'll buy that, I'll throw the goat and gate in free
Original Lyrics: If you'll buy that, I'll throw the Golden Gate in free
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Carryin' Your Love With Me"
Misheard Lyrics: All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own, don't Phillip have. Original Lyrics: All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill up half. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Krysti McCord Spoken by my ex-husband, who calls the glove compartment, the 'glove department,' (in the car). |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Living And Living Well"
Better Lyrics:
There's a difference in living and living well
You can't smoke a bowl all by yourself
You can't smoke a bowl all by yourself
Original Lyrics:
There's a difference in living and living well
You can't have it all all by yourself
You can't have it all all by yourself
Submitted by: Linus Pierce
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Ocean Front Property"
The Funny Lyrics: I've got some ocean front property in arizona from my front porch you can see the sea iõve got some ocean front property in arizona an if youll buy that ill throw the golden gate in free
Why They're Funny: The logic behind seeing the sea in arizona which is in the middle of the u.S. and very very dry. and that he'll throw in the golden gate...Definitely a good line.
Submitted by: Grey Swann
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Run"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Straight in a straight line
Why They're Repetitive: What makes this even more painful is I just realized that this is also sung by George Strait
Submitted by: Bill Dye
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You're in someone else's arms in Dallas
Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind? Why They're Nonsensical: In the whole song, the singer acts as though his ex-girlfriend or whatever is so far away, being in Dallas, and him in Fort Worth. Fort Worth is 20 miles from Dallas!!!
Submitted by: Celeste
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Run"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Find a truck and fire it up
Lean on the gas, lean off the clutch Leave Dallas in the dust I need you in a rush, so baby run Why They're Misrhymed: This is the worst series of lines where the words are close enough to rhyming to just be bad. Truck, up, clutch, dust, and rush are all spoken as if to rhyme. It hurts me.
Submitted by: Bdye44
| "Write This Down"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: You can find a chisel, I can find a stone
Folks will be readin' these words long after we're gone Why They're Misrhymed: No! No, no and no.
Submitted by: Carolee
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| There are additional misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Troubadour"
The Lyrics: Sometimes I feel like Jesse James, still trying to make a name.
Who They Mention: the outlaw Jesse James
Submitted by: Edward
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Adalida"
Opening Lines: Adalida, pretty little Cajun queen
Comments: Submitted by: William Ransom
| "Amarillo By Morning"
Opening Lines: Amarillo by morning, up from San Antone. Everything that I got, is just what I got on.
Comments: great song.
Submitted by: Edward
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Song Title Space Change:
"Star Son The Water" originally "Stars On The Water"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"These Ash Ores Of Old Mexico" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
Band Name Anagrams:
Arise, Tot Greg! Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
Gate Grit Rose Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
Tag Sore Tiger Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
Rotate Egg, Sir Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
I Rest At Gorge Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"He Tore Sashes Of Old Mexico" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
"A Hostess Of Old Mexico Here" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
"The Rose Ashes Of Old Mexico" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
"The Seahorses Of Old Mexico" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
"The Ass Heroes Of Old Mexico" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Baby Blue"
The Lyrics: Baby blue was the color of her eyes,
Baby blue, like the Colorado skies. Why: Refers to the U.S. state of Colorado, or at least to the skies above it.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
| "Carryin' Your Love with Me"
The Lyrics: I'm carryin' your love with me
West Virginia down to Tennessee Why: West Virginia; Tennessee
Submitted by: crazydon
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| There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available. | |
Song Title Acrostics:
GO: "Go On"
The acrostic is also the first word of the title!
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Storage Grate originally "George Strait"
Submitted by: Country
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