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Song Parodies -> "Armadillo and Pickles"

Original Song Title:

"Amarillo by Morning"

Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"Armadillo and Pickles"

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The Lyrics

Armadillo and pickles, that’s my favorite food
Man, I’m rubbing my tummy, that stuff is awfully good
I ain’t high, but if I were, oh my
I’d chow down until I die
Armadillo and pickles, makes a damn fine pie

Right outside of El Paso, walkin’ ‘cross the road
Tried my best to avoid him, and nearly lost my load
In the noon day sun, with no game or gun
I suppose I’ll just make do
Armadillo and pickles, in a Hobo stew

Armadillo and pickles, might seem strange cuisine
Got the recipe last year in the back of Field and Stream
Miles and miles go by, ‘neath a Texas sky
With no H.E.B around
Still, you’ll find what yer needin’, if you just scan the ground
Armadillo and pickles… What’s with that sickly frown?

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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Jonathan - June 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Armadillo and Pickles? never had it I'm the worst southerner ever! I've never had armadillo/possum/roadkill and I don't drink alcohol! 455
Rob Arndt - June 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Onslaught, well done- 555! Your parody inspired me to do a similar one (by topic) for tomorrow.
Onslaught - June 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Jonathan, I suppose that will teach me to rely on my memory. Rob, looking forward to it. thanks

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