Fun Music Information -> Gretchen Wilson

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Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Foul-Mouthed Woman""Redneck Woman"Countryboy

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Redneck Roman" originally "Redneck Woman"
Donna Gelpigi

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Redneck Woman""Paycheck Women"Spoof-Man
"Redneck Woman""Redneck Moron"Random Fred
"Redneck Woman""Red Hat Woman"Marilene Sisco
"Redneck Woman""PG Homie"Tom Lennox
"California Girls""New York"Sarah Bell
"Redneck Woman""Spell Check Woman"Arwen
"Redneck Women""Valley Girl"Stooge
"Redneck Woman""Fat Ass Woman"Sarah 'Biggie' Sloan
"All Jacked Up""All Fried Out"Daniel Croxton
"Homewrecker""Chain Smoker"Eric J. Edlund

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
I'm Here For The PartyNight Clubgoola

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
(You Make Me Feel Like A) Natural Woman
   Aretha Franklin
Redneck Woman
   Gretchen Wilson
(You Make Me Feel Like A) Redneck Woman
neptunevsmars
You Are The Woman
   Firefall
Redneck Woman
   Gretchen Wilson
You Are The Redneck Woman
Penelope Beckinsale
Evil Woman
   Electric Light Orchestra
Redneck Woman
   Gretchen Wilson
Evil Redneck Woman
Hot D
Only Women Bleed
   Alice Cooper
Redneck Woman
   Gretchen Wilson
Only Redneck Women Bleed
kookoodee
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Redneck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every--oh! Folks, sing this song!
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Opal Cefus song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just the product of a raisin.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
"Redneck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of skids my s*** has made.
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid, and Strait.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Redneck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll say 'hey y'all' and 'eat hog'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll say 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Katie

My friend didn't realize that she had misheard the lyrics, until she sang it karaoke at the bar one night. She actually said, "Hey y'all and eat hog" the first time it comes up in the song.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Redneck Woman"
Better Lyrics:
That squeezable Charmin,
I've heard tell, is soft.
But I can just use old corn cobs --
They take just as much crap off!
Original Lyrics:
Victoria's Secret,
Well their stuff's real nice.
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing
On a Wal*Mart shelf half price.
Submitted by: Angelica

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Redneck Woman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Whoa, but I can buy the same damn thing
On a Wal-mart shelf half-price.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, Gretchen, if you can buy it on a shelf, I'd like to see that. In every Wal Mart that I've been to, you have to take things to a check-out line to buy them.
Submitted by: Carmen Stanley
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"California Girls"
The Lyrics:
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin. With her big fake smile and her painted on tan, she'd never have a chance at a real man.
Who They Mention:
Paris Hilton
Submitted by: Alexys Young
"California Girls"
The Lyrics:
There ain't nothin wrong with Plastic Surgery
Well Dolly Parton never looked so good to me
Who They Mention:
Dolly Parton
Submitted by: Daniel Croxton
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Skoal Ring"
The Lyrics:
Don't need no diamond ring
Don't wanna bunch of bling-bling
The only thing I really need
Is a man with a Skoal Ring
Product Brand Name:
Skoal
Submitted by: Daniel Croxton
"Redneck Woman"
The Lyrics:
Well I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
Product Brand Name:
Barbie
Submitted by: Hermey
There are additional product lyrics available.

Boasts in Song Lyrics:

"Redneck Woman"
The Boasting Lyrics:
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country.
Let's all give a big "Hell yeah!" for the redneck girls like me.
Comments:
A rather cute song generally, it crosses the line a bit into boasting with these lyrics.
Submitted by: Sheila Evans
 

Band Name Anagrams:

The Clown Singer Submitted by: Lydia Helton
Sort of fits her!

Song Title Anagrams:

"Crown Me Naked" originally "Redneck Woman"
Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Pier For The Hearty" originally "Here For The Party"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Witchen Grelson originally "Gretchen Wilson"
Submitted by: Judy
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Here for the Party at Amazon.com
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All Jacked Up at Amazon.com
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Redneck Woman at Amazon.com
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Here For The Party (Special Edition) at Amazon.com
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Here for the Party at Amazon.com
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Redneck Woman at Amazon.com
 
 
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