-> "Redmeat Woman ( Ode to Beef )"
Original Song Title:
"Redneck Woman" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Redmeat Woman ( Ode to Beef )"
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Well I ain't never been the salad bar type .
No I don't crave those celery sticks , I 'd rather eat beef all night .
In a restaurant or at a campsite or at a BBQ at the lake .
Yeah I'd have posters on my wall of Angus , ground and steak .
You might think I'm reckless , all that cholestrol , but I'll compost heap your carrot sticks and flip a finger to you all ...
Cause I'm a redmeat woman I ain't no poultry broad .
I'm just a product of my raising I say " Steaktips and T- Bone !!!"
And I keep my ol' utensils by the grill top all year long , and I know all the words to every single fast food song
So here's to all my sisters out there keping it greasy ....
Let me get a big HELL YEAH! from the redmeat girls like me
Now South Beach Diet ...their stuffs real nice ,
Oh but I would be more satisfied with a ribeye and some fries
And not be hungry ,
never hungry like dieters tend to be .
No I don't need no tofu dog to make my heart love me..
You might think I'm crazy , a little overboard ,
but when your brain has turned to mush I'll be a happy corpse ...
'Cause I'm a redmeat woman I ain't no seafood broad .
I'm just a product of my raising I say " BEEF RIBS and KABOB!!!" and I keep my ol' utensils on the grill top all year long
and I know all the words to every single fast food song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it greasy ..
Let me get a big HELL YEAH from the redmeat girls like me ....
HELL YEAH !!!
HELL YEAH !!!
I SAID HELL YEAH !!!
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