Song Parodies -> Redmeat Woman ( Ode to Beef )
| Original Song Title: | "Redneck Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Gretchen Wilson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Redmeat Woman ( Ode to Beef )" |
| Parody Written by: | Mudlite |
Well I ain't never been the salad bar type .
No I don't crave those celery sticks , I 'd rather eat beef all night .
In a restaurant or at a campsite or at a BBQ at the lake .
Yeah I'd have posters on my wall of Angus , ground and steak .
You might think I'm reckless , all that cholestrol , but I'll compost heap your carrot sticks and flip a finger to you all ...
Cause I'm a redmeat woman I ain't no poultry broad .
I'm just a product of my raising I say " Steaktips and T- Bone !!!"
And I keep my ol' utensils by the grill top all year long , and I know all the words to every single fast food song
So here's to all my sisters out there keping it greasy ....
Let me get a big HELL YEAH! from the redmeat girls like me
HELL YEAH!!!
Now South Beach Diet ...their stuffs real nice ,
Oh but I would be more satisfied with a ribeye and some fries
And not be hungry ,
never hungry like dieters tend to be .
No I don't need no tofu dog to make my heart love me..
You might think I'm crazy , a little overboard ,
but when your brain has turned to mush I'll be a happy corpse ...
'Cause I'm a redmeat woman I ain't no seafood broad .
I'm just a product of my raising I say " BEEF RIBS and KABOB!!!" and I keep my ol' utensils on the grill top all year long
and I know all the words to every single fast food song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it greasy ..
Let me get a big HELL YEAH from the redmeat girls like me ....
HELL YEAH!!!
HELL YEAH !!!
HELL YEAH !!!
I SAID HELL YEAH !!!
No I don't crave those celery sticks , I 'd rather eat beef all night .
In a restaurant or at a campsite or at a BBQ at the lake .
Yeah I'd have posters on my wall of Angus , ground and steak .
You might think I'm reckless , all that cholestrol , but I'll compost heap your carrot sticks and flip a finger to you all ...
Cause I'm a redmeat woman I ain't no poultry broad .
I'm just a product of my raising I say " Steaktips and T- Bone !!!"
And I keep my ol' utensils by the grill top all year long , and I know all the words to every single fast food song
So here's to all my sisters out there keping it greasy ....
Let me get a big HELL YEAH! from the redmeat girls like me
HELL YEAH!!!
Now South Beach Diet ...their stuffs real nice ,
Oh but I would be more satisfied with a ribeye and some fries
And not be hungry ,
never hungry like dieters tend to be .
No I don't need no tofu dog to make my heart love me..
You might think I'm crazy , a little overboard ,
but when your brain has turned to mush I'll be a happy corpse ...
'Cause I'm a redmeat woman I ain't no seafood broad .
I'm just a product of my raising I say " BEEF RIBS and KABOB!!!" and I keep my ol' utensils on the grill top all year long
and I know all the words to every single fast food song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it greasy ..
Let me get a big HELL YEAH from the redmeat girls like me ....
HELL YEAH!!!
HELL YEAH !!!
HELL YEAH !!!
I SAID HELL YEAH !!!
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OMG amazing
This looks an awful lot like a parody I saw right after the original song was released....hmmm...a little parody plagiarism perhaps???
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