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Song Parodies -> "Redmeat Woman ( Ode to Beef )"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Redmeat Woman ( Ode to Beef )"

Parody Written by:

Mudlite

The Lyrics

Well I ain't never been the salad bar type .
No I don't crave those celery sticks , I 'd rather eat beef all night .
In a restaurant or at a campsite or at a BBQ at the lake .
Yeah I'd have posters on my wall of Angus , ground and steak .

You might think I'm reckless , all that cholestrol , but I'll compost heap your carrot sticks and flip a finger to you all ...

Cause I'm a redmeat woman I ain't no poultry broad .
I'm just a product of my raising I say " Steaktips and T- Bone !!!"

And I keep my ol' utensils by the grill top all year long , and I know all the words to every single fast food song

So here's to all my sisters out there keping it greasy ....
Let me get a big HELL YEAH! from the redmeat girls like me

HELL YEAH!!!

Now South Beach Diet ...their stuffs real nice ,
Oh but I would be more satisfied with a ribeye and some fries
And not be hungry ,
never hungry like dieters tend to be .
No I don't need no tofu dog to make my heart love me..

You might think I'm crazy , a little overboard ,
but when your brain has turned to mush I'll be a happy corpse ...

'Cause I'm a redmeat woman I ain't no seafood broad .
I'm just a product of my raising I say " BEEF RIBS and KABOB!!!" and I keep my ol' utensils on the grill top all year long
and I know all the words to every single fast food song

So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it greasy ..
Let me get a big HELL YEAH from the redmeat girls like me ....

HELL YEAH!!!

HELL YEAH !!!

HELL YEAH !!!

I SAID HELL YEAH !!!





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G - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG amazing
Rex - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
This looks an awful lot like a parody I saw right after the original song was released....hmmm...a little parody plagiarism perhaps???

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