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Song Parodies -> "PG Homie"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"PG Homie"

Parody Written by:

Tom Lennox

The Lyrics

PG County is a ghetto area in Maryland near DC. HoCo stands for Howard County, a snobby area next to PGC that feels like Long Island and Westchester.
Well I ain't never been the frat boy type
I don’t do happy hour at Applebees
I'd rather smoke weed all night
On a park bench, at a bus stop
Or on a trash filled alleyway
I've got posters on my wall of
50 Cent and Kanye West
Some people look down on me but I don't give a shit
I'll stand there right there in the street
With a pistol in my hand

I'm a PG homie I ain't no HoCo wuss
I'm just a product of my raisin' I say whassap and fo shizzle
And I use my Kwanza lights
To light my crack pipe all year long
And I know all the words to every Slim Shady song
So here's to all my niggas out there keeping it ghetto
Let me get a big fuck yeah from the PG dawgs like me
Fuck Yeah (Fuck Yeah)

Banana Republic that joint’s real tight
Oh but I can steal some more damn shit
From a FUBU store downtown
And look gangsta, just as gangsta
As those rappers on BET
No I don't need no white boy brand
To make my bitch fuck me
Bill Cosby says I'm a lowlife, that I should be somebody
But on ma block, in ma hood I'm just the thug next door

I'm a PG homie, I ain’t no HoCo wuss
I'm just a product of my raisin' I say whassap and fo shizzle
I use my Kwanza lights
To light my crack pipe all year long
And I know all the words to every Tupac Shakur song
So here's to all my niggas out there keeping it ghetto
Let me get a big fuck yeah from the PG dawgs like me
Fuck Yeah (Fuck Yeah)


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Stooge - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing was off and the rhyming was terrible, sorry.

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