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Song Parodies -> "Paycheck Women"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Paycheck Women"

Parody Written by:

Spoof-Man

The Lyrics

the idea came from the Weird Al of Country of music Cletus T. Judd...who isn't making any new CDs...he really needs to parody Carie Underwood's 'Before he Cheats"
Well, I ain't never been into all the wresling hype
No, I can't sing to save my life on a country tune during kaoke all night,
Seeinging a 'Badonkadonk' or a George Stright
on times I've had to get up early, But I stayed out way to late!
Some wemon may discard me, but I don't give a flip
You may thank I have every thing but I'll slip
'Couse I need a 'real' Paycheck Women'
not a cheap pole dancing broad!
I need a women who'll yell 'hey I'll go out and get a job'
So I can keep my butt on the coutch while
I watch my soaps in a four hour long maro-thion

And I know I'll only sing to the theme song

So here's to all the wemon out there keeping her money
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the paycheck wanting guys like me, 'HELL' yeah

Wal-Mart, well their stuff's only have price
But If Wal-Mart and Hoppy Loby had a baby it would be the anti-nice
And still you could buy thier crap, the same crap you'd see on TV
I'm very sure I don't need Wal-Mart to make a girl want me
Well, you might think I'm mutch too insacore, But I do want a little more
So in my life I'll find the right girl next door

I need a 'real' Paycheck Women'
not a cheap pole dancing broad!

I need a women who'll yell 'hey I'll go out and get a job'
So I can keep my butt on the coutch while
I watch my soaps in a four hour long maro-thion

And I know I'll only sing to the theme song

So here's to all the wemon out there keeping her money
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the paycheck wanting guys like me, 'HELL' yeah
I need a 'real' Paycheck Women'
not a cheap pole dancing broad!
I need a women who'll yell 'hey I'll go out and get a job'
So I can keep my butt on the coutch while
I watch my soaps in a four hour long maro-thion

And I know I'll only sing to the theme song

So here's to all the wemon out there keeping her money
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the paycheck wanting guys like me, 'HELL' yeah

Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah!


hope you like!

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Jason - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good, 444
stooge - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Good attempt but the pacing was off slightly

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