Well, I ain't never been into all the wresling hype
No, I can't sing to save my life on a country tune during kaoke all night,
Seeinging a 'Badonkadonk' or a George Stright
on times I've had to get up early, But I stayed out way to late!
Some wemon may discard me, but I don't give a flip
You may thank I have every thing but I'll slip
'Couse I need a 'real' Paycheck Women'
not a cheap pole dancing broad!
I need a women who'll yell 'hey I'll go out and get a job'
So I can keep my butt on the coutch while
I watch my soaps in a four hour long maro-thion

And I know I'll only sing to the theme song

So here's to all the wemon out there keeping her money
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the paycheck wanting guys like me, 'HELL' yeah

Wal-Mart, well their stuff's only have price
But If Wal-Mart and Hoppy Loby had a baby it would be the anti-nice
And still you could buy thier crap, the same crap you'd see on TV
I'm very sure I don't need Wal-Mart to make a girl want me
Well, you might think I'm mutch too insacore, But I do want a little more
So in my life I'll find the right girl next door

I need a 'real' Paycheck Women'
not a cheap pole dancing broad!

I need a women who'll yell 'hey I'll go out and get a job'
So I can keep my butt on the coutch while
I watch my soaps in a four hour long maro-thion

And I know I'll only sing to the theme song

So here's to all the wemon out there keeping her money
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the paycheck wanting guys like me, 'HELL' yeah
I need a 'real' Paycheck Women'
not a cheap pole dancing broad!
I need a women who'll yell 'hey I'll go out and get a job'
So I can keep my butt on the coutch while
I watch my soaps in a four hour long maro-thion

And I know I'll only sing to the theme song

So here's to all the wemon out there keeping her money
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the paycheck wanting guys like me, 'HELL' yeah

Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah!