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Song Parodies -> "Gothic Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Gothic Woman"

Parody Written by:

Gothgal

The Lyrics

A song for my fellow Goth chickys out there. A little bit of stereotyping, but all in good fun.
Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't watch High School Musical
I'd rather watch The Omen all night
In a concert, Marilyn Manson
Or in a big ol' mosh pit
I've got posters on my wall of Evanescence and Emily Strange
Some people think I'm evil
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand outside in a cemetary with Rosemary's Baby on my hip

Cause I'm a Gothic woman
And I ain't no preppy broad
I'm just a product of pure darkness
And I say "Whatever" and "Life Sucks"
And I keep my Halloween lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Sisters Of Mercy song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it creepy
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the Gothic girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Abrecrombie
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy something in all black on the Hot Topic shelf half price
And just look spooky
Just spooky
Like Elvira on TV
No I don't need no girly clothes to make emo boys want me
You might think I'm punk rock
A little too hard core
But back in Translyvania
I'm just the girl next door


Cause I'm a Gothic woman
And I ain't no preppy broad
I'm just a product of pure darkness
And I say "Whatever" and "Life Sucks"
And I keep my Halloween lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Sioxsie And The Banshees song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it creepy
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the Gothic girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I'm a Gothic woman
And I ain't no preppy broad
I'm just a product of pure darkness
And I say "Whatever" and "Life Sucks"
And I keep my Halloween lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Cure and Bauhaus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it creepy
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the Gothic girls like me
Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I Said Hell Yeah

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Flash Flood - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Real good!
Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
VERY well done. One HELL of a parody. Suitably dark, y'know! ;D
2Eagle - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't forget the black tulips.

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