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Song Parodies -> "Redneck Moron"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Redneck Moron"

Parody Written by:

Random Fred

The Lyrics

Remember that time you were sitting down having a reasonable meal at a fancy restaurant when it was all interrupted by a dude talking about his sister's moles? This goes out to all those people - this is THEIR anthem.
I ain't never been the educated type
No, I can't read them ol' textbooks
I'd rather watch Foxworthy
In my outhouse or on my wooden porch
On my Chevrolet tailgate
I've got posters on my wall
They're hung with duct tape
Well, you might think I'm stupid
Well, I think I'm just fine
'Cause in my neck of the woods
I'm smarter than Einstein

Hey, I'm a redneck moron
I ain't no high-school grad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
I say "Hey y'all" and "yee haw!"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
I don't understand why everyone else thinks it's wrong
So here's to all my rednecks out there
Keepin' it trashy
Let me get a big "YEE HAW!"
From the redneck hicks like me
"YEE HAW!"

Yeah, there's Target, their stuff's real nice
They can kiss my @$$
I'll shop at Wal-Mart all my life
And still look redneck
(Just as redneck)
As I ever looked before
No, I don't need no designer tags
I love looking trashy
You might think I'm landfill
As trashy as they come
But watch what you're a-sayin', son
I've got a .10-gauge gun

Hey, I'm a redneck moron
I ain't no high-school grad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
I say "Hey y'all" and "yee haw!"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
I don't understand why everyone else thinks it's wrong
So here's to all my rednecks out there
Keepin' it trashy
Let me get a big "YEE HAW!"
From the redneck hicks like me
"YEE HAW!"

I'm a redneck moron
I ain't no high-school grad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
I say "Hey y'all" and "yee haw!"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
I don't understand why everyone else thinks it's wrong
So here's to all my rednecks out there
Keepin' it trashy
Let me get a big "YEE HAW!"
From the redneck hicks like me
"YEE HAW!"
"YEE HAW!"
"YEE HAW!"
I said, "YEE HAW!"

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