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There are 21 misheard song lyrics for George Strait on amIright currently.
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"All My Ex's Live In Texas"
All my ex's are infectious.
All my ex's live in Texas.
"All My Ex's Live in Texas"
All my asses live in Texas
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas"
All my exits live in Texas
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas"
All my sex is left in Texas.
All my ex's live in Texas.
"Amarillo By Morning"
Armadillos in mourning
Out by San Antone.
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
"Carryin' Your Love With Me"
All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own, don't Phillip have.
All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill up half.
"Carrying Your Love With Me"
Baby, all I've got's this Speedo in a bag.
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag.
"Carrying Your Love With Me"
Baby, all I've got's this Speedo in a bag.
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag.
"Check Yes Or No"
Jack Casserole
Check yes or no.
"Check Yes Or No"
Jack Yesser knows.
Check yes or no.
"Check Yes Or No"
Jackass or no?
Check yes or no.
"Gone As A Girl Can Get"
More or less, honey breast, by the tears on my face.
More or less unimpressed by the tears on my face
"I Can Still Make Cheyenne"
I never got a chance to ride a cow.
I never got a chance to write or call.
"Living And Living Well"
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand wrestling sets.
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand red sunsets.
"Living And Living Well"
That's the difference in living and a living will.
That's the difference in living and living well.
"Living And Living Well"
When she said, 'Put on your shorts.'
When she set foot on my shore.
"Love Without End, Amen"
A love without enemies
A love without end, Amen.
"Tell Me Something Bad About Tulsa"
Tell me something bad about salsa.
Tell me something bad about Tulsa.
"The Fireman"
I can cool 'em down when they're smoking pot.
I can cool 'em down when they're smouldering hot.
"Write This Down"
Baby, right this down
Take a little dope to relax you
In case you did elope
Baby, write this down
Take a little note to remind you
In case you didn't know
"Write This Down"
You can find the gism, I can find a stone.
Folks will be eating these words, long after we're gone.
You can find a chisel, I can find a stone.
Folks will be reading these words, long after we're gone.
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