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Song Parodies -> "It's Still Scientology"

Original Song Title:

"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"It's Still Scientology"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

what's the thinking of this guy Ron Hubbard?
is he whacked on hallucogen drugs?
was he hit with some disease or affliction,
or was he bitten by a poisoned bug?
all you have to do is get on religion
this is not a bad thing or difficult decision,
thetan, cool man, whiz bang, anyway,
it's still scientology...

did they think we are immortal beings,
and our spirit never really dies
tell that theory to that guy tom cruise as
he jumps on a couch too high
why's he go so kook when he sat next to oprah
is he drinking or a secret pill doper?
jump up, mad pup, surf's up, tommy,
it's still scientology...

oh it doesn't matter what they say in the papers
cause they treat you and Katie mean
there's beliefs that abound
but what religion has found can't be read in a magazine
aimed at the younger teens.....

how about a night with five big muslims
abdu, lalla, ali, joat and tom?
one of then was quite a "strapping" young fellow
but underneath the strap's a bomb
what I think is that we're all just crazy
and we all have thoughts that are too foggy, hazy
christian, muslim, buddhist,
mungo jerry's still scientology

what's the matter with the stuff they're preaching,
do you think that they're out of touch.
send your paycheque to the church every sunday
is forty percent too much?
then they tell you that you are just a sinner
send more money, do not eat, just get thinner,
that way, they say, you're great, baby, but
it's still scientology

let's say, no way, get away, baby cause it's still scientology

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TJC - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice! Tom & Ron have been, er, cruisin'... for a bruisin' for sometime and you gave 'em all 5 barrels! (as a side note, Google Ads brought up a picture of 'Piano Man's' cover... Man, *that* face needs its Thetans tweaked...)
Invisible Boy - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I love religion bashes. Also, the title-sub was excellent
littleNUNcakes - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Malcolm, ~Lord o'HiGUNS~, this moves quite well, and . . . " it's still Parody to me". . .
Smeg And The Heads - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant ... I love rewrites that just take the mickey out of something. Great piece of work!
Ann Hammond - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
MrMacphisto - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
A great parody of both Scientology and religion in general...
malcolm higgins - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
awww.. you guys.... *blush*
Peregrin - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
To quote Midnight Oil from "U.S. Forces":

"L Ron Hubbard can't save your life...".

Malcolm, you said it with much more fun, however.
Karin - August 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Haha love it :)

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