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Song Parodies -> "Ballad Of Max And Nazis"

Original Song Title:

"Ballad Of John And Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ballad Of Max And Nazis"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

why not dress up like tom jones or something? a nazi? with a hooker? you mean your wife won't let you do this? DIVORCE!! get this man a compromising wife!!! max!!!!!!!!
standing by the podium hiding,
nazi outfit back in the room,
the hookers in bed, keep this quiet he said
or this story's likely to boom
Max, it's making me queasy..
you know how stupid comes off?
but what were you thinking?
dressing up as adolf??

several more trips to Paris
jackboots giving pleasure and pain
the papers all say just go quiet today
or you'll this weekend's race in bahrain,
Max, it's making me queasy..
you know how stupid comes off?
but what were you thinking?
dressing up as adolf??


why not spend a night with miss hilton?
stay in bed with her for a week
the video cam, can show your life as a ham
pretend you're not a german, but greek,
Max, it's making me queasy..
you know how stupid comes off?
but what were you thinking?
dressing up as adolf??

dressing up is funny on a rainy day
give that nazi outfit to charity
last night my wife said..
his career is now dead he did all this with a big ho?
DINK!!!

made a quick denial when running
hiding all his outfits away
the hooker just rung, and she said Steig! Achtung!
and maxie went to see her again,
Max, it's making me queasy..
you know how stupid comes off?
but what were you thinking?
dressing up as adolf??

man what were you thinking?
dressing up as adolf?
what wee you thinking?
you should just take up golf....

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UnKnownVO - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
sir Malcolm, a true UberGent is one that wears . . . . yeah, a Stetson hat, Cowboy boots, tight Levis . . . maybe a black mask ?!?
Peregrin - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent, I've enjoyed both Moseley parodies I have read today!

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