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Song Parodies -> "Come Wail Away"

Original Song Title:

"Come Sail Away"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Come Wail Away"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I'm wailing away... set a little ball, on a birch white tee
cause I've got to shoot three..
three is more than nice, for a par you see
on back of my golf cart, my clubs for sure
I'll search for my golf ball
on every hole...
and I try,oh lord I try.......
to carry on

I look to the green, trees are on the right, and the bunkers, three
don't shank it, hit fat..
I think of all the tips, from the pros I've had
I'll count the score right after, so the story goes,
the foot wedge don't count it.. cause no one knows...
but I still got a bogey, on this damn hole
but I'll try best that I can.. to carry on

a gathering of duffers, bewteen the ears all dead,
they give me tips, they give me hope,and this is what I said, I said..

come wail away come wail away come wail away with me lads
come wail away come wail away come wail away with me lads

I thought that they were golfers but to my surprise,
I saw them taking divots, some a sod roll size....

come wail away come wail away come wail away with me lads
come wail away come wail away come wail away with me lads

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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lebeiw15 - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job
Wild man - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Your best Today 5 chalupas, all around
Chris Bodily TM - June 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm Golf-impaored. You only get a 5 for pacing, and the rest are ones. I guess I need to understand Golf in order to find things funny.
Dennis DeYoung - June 29, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is without any humor. The way you ruined this song makes me wanna come wail away. Is this reality or is it a Grand Illusion?

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