please give me information to respect your boundaries
lets just get this started, but it has to work for me
I love some whips and tie downs, and some powdered ovaltine
but I know this is your first time, so set out some boundaries

give me information, is there stuff you will not do,
handing from the ceiling sounds like fun, for me and you
your momma says you're cock eyed, but you like to watch the floor
just as your other eye is looking backwards out the door

when I laid eyes upon you I said that's the girl for me
I really hoped you'd love me and we'll soon make home movies
I loaded up the camera, and the tie her down rope rigs
and bought another memory card with fifty thousand gigs

help me information, did I just call 9-1-1?
my matrimony's over, and I thought it was all in fun
she walked right out the door when I unleashed all the bees
who was I to know that she would soon have boundaries??