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Song Parodies -> "Scuds Are My Rockets"

Original Song Title:

"Drugs In My Pocket"

Original Performer:

The Monks

Parody Song Title:

"Scuds Are My Rockets"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I got scud, they're my rockets,
I got al samouds with them
scuds are my rockets
more than just a few of them

I mean I ask allah,
do I really need to run baghdad from the sky
stay down in my bunker, and watch the planes fly by?
cause I got scuds for my rockets,
and I know just what to do with them
(scuds are my rockets scuds are my rockets)
yeah I got scuds for my rockets,
and chemicals to use with them
(scuds are my rocket scuds are my rocket)

they say that I am crazy, they say that I'm insane,
but what about my brother, call him Chemical Hussein!
I got scuds for my rockets and I sure know what to do with them
(scuds are my rocket scuds are my rocket)

spoken: hey what you got for me today mate? anything nasty?

"well I got some ricin, and it's a downer
I got some real anthrax all the way from al basra, some blitz town
try some of this"

"oh allright I'll I'll have a go cool that's what I need

cause I got scuds for my rockets,
and I know just what to do with them
(scuds are my rockets scuds are my rockets)
yeah I got scuds for my rockets,
and chemicals to use with them
(scuds are my rocket scuds are my rocket)

cause I got scuds for my rockets,
and I know just what to do with them
(scuds are my rockets scuds are my rockets)
yeah I got scuds for my rockets,
and chemicals to use with them
(scuds are my rocket scuds are my rocket)

cause I got scuds for my rockets,
and I know just what to do with them
(scuds are my rockets scuds are my rockets)
yeah I got scuds for my rockets,
and chemicals to use with them
(scuds are my rocket scuds are my rocket)

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Phox - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment
The parody is all right but does any1 no where i can here the real song i can't find it on nabster,kazaa or morphious i am going crazy!!!!

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