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Song Parodies -> "S&M"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Derek & The Dominoes

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

nothing like a good thrashing over your favourite lady's knee is there?
tie you up in every way, and beat you on the floor,
down in the dungeon, and you're payin for more

s&m ... count me in..
slap slap, fill me in, I won't go away
ohh uh uh
you're gonna beat me baby, I have paid..
ooh uh uh
s&m ... count me in..
sha la la la la la la la
la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la
la la la la la

throw tomatoes, throw potatoes, throw me to the floor,
oh I love S&m I want more
now berated I'm sedated beat me with a plate
oh I love s&m it's so great

you can't fight girl
the leather's just right girl
do what you want to
baby I'll let you
might as well face it,
s&m you know I'm gonna beat ya
sha la la la la la la la
la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la
la la la la la

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Johnny D - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5.....Malc, watch for my parody tomorrow of Neil Young's song " Cinnamon Girl ", called " S & M Girl ".
Meriadoc - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, how about you, me and Johnny then? ;-)
malcolm higgins - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
great, Johnny, I'll hold the hobbit down, you determine the sex of it, and we'll either beat it, kiss it, bang it, or kill it...... deal??
Johnny D - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Gee, malc, you're giving me the tough job - sexing the hobbit - I dunno - if they're as furry THERE as they are on their feet, it could be REAL tough......hit-or-miss for a clitoris unless a penis comes between us.....we need to call in a anyone in mind??

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