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Song Parodies -> "Suck Me Gently"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Me Gently"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Kim

Parody Song Title:

"Suck Me Gently"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

as performed by the lollipop singers
ain't it good, I'm upright
and you will suck me here tonight
I'm gently swayin,
your tongue is sayin it's fine
( it's fine, it's fine, it's fine)

oh your lips are warm and tender
oh such heat I will surrender
beautiful is the cream that's deep inside

suck me gently suck me slowly
take it easy don't you know,
that ice cream 's better when you can wait some more

baby baby

suck me gently suck me slowly
take it easy don't you know,
that ice cream 's better when you can wait some more


Oh that's charming, was that a nibble?
down your chin I'll slowly dribble
and on your face I see a look of love
( of love, of love, of love)
come take me deep, and take me slow,
an ice cream sandwich..will make you glow
lick my sides, my dripping stuff above


suck me gently suck me slowly
take it easy don't you know,
that ice cream 's better when you can wait some more

baby baby

suck me gently suck me slowly
take it easy don't you know,
that ice cream 's better when you can wait some more

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Lionel Mertens - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
This song blows
Wrong place - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Shouldn't this kind of song belong in whatfreaks.com? ChuckieG--what about it? Will you enforce the rules so this can be a family site?
Phil Alexander - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, Mr Place - why should this be at whatfreaks, then? Isn't it obvious that it's about ice lollies? I mean... what did you *think* it was about?
Nicely done, Malcolm :-)
Agrimorfee - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This song don't suck! Maybe the double-entendre should have been made more explicit at the song's end for the eyes of Wrong Place.
lionel richie - May 01, 2010 - Report this comment
suck me tender!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

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