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Song Parodies -> "Hermaphrodite Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hermaphrodite Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Is this surreal life? this is my fantasy
saw in a web site, my escape from reality

open your eyes, it's just a disguise on me

I'm such a poor boy, a transy needs sympathy
so when you see me come, watch me go,
please don't tell, my wife don't know

every day the wind blows, up my skirt of leather through me...

through me..

Mama, I'm still a man,
put this makeup on my head,
want to be a girl instead, was all in fun,
but now it's grown, I'm really blown away

mama ooooooooo Why was I a guy?
I sometimes wish I was never born with balls

come see a pair of black stilettos on a man
and my rouge and my rouge
makes my face a fan dango

panty hose and wiring, make it all exciting, see

I'm a gay- oh
I'm a gay-oh
I'm a gay oh don't you know


I'm just a drag queen nobody loves me
she's such a drag queen, please don't tell her family
sharing his life, its just too bad to see

see me come, see me go,
I'm a transy so, Bismilah NO!
we will not watch you go
(watch me go) Bismilah
we will not watch you go
will not watch you go
nevah nevah nevah watch you go
oh mama mia mama mia
mama mia, watch him go
hermaphrodites well my friends you gotta see
yes seee yes seeeeeeeeee

so you think I been plucking the hairs on my eyes
so you think I need lipo for my big thighs
Oh baby.. I believe I'm a lady
just gotta come out just gotta come out I'm a queer

nothin really matters.....
I'm a girl that's me...
nothing really matters
nothing really matters to me....
damn I wrecked my panty hose......................(crash)

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 22

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DarkDan - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Great! 5-5-5
different sort of freak - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
This was so funny! I love the very last line and the part that's a parody of the heavy bit in the song. Classic!
Michael Pacholek - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Missed a verse, always a risk (as someone told me, "Mama, that's where the fun is"), but that last line went a long way toward redeeming it.
The Masque - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Mama Mia!--lol
I wish I was Bob Geldof - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
MMMM!!!! MIRIAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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