Song Parodies -> Gravida
| Original Song Title: | "Cecilia" |
| Original Performer: | Simon And Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gravida" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
for those of us who don't know, a "gravida" is a pregnant woman
gravida, a chick who'se knocked up,
expecting a puppy, a baby
oh gravida, hung down to her knees
she's begging it please to come on, oh oh oh
gravida, a chick who'se knocked up,
expecting a puppy, a baby
oh gravida, hung down to her knees
she's begging it please to come on, oh oh oh
making love in the afternoon, now gravida
nailed in the bedroom, (making love)
we did it in every place
when we got back to bed,
the doctor had called our place
gravida, a chick who'se knocked up,
expecting a puppy, a baby
oh gravida, hung down to her knees
she's begging it please to come on, oh oh oh
spermination,
she's pregnant again,
a great big fat cow, she is calfing
spermination,
she's pregnant again,
a great big fat cow, she is calfing
expecting a puppy, a baby
oh gravida, hung down to her knees
she's begging it please to come on, oh oh oh
gravida, a chick who'se knocked up,
expecting a puppy, a baby
oh gravida, hung down to her knees
she's begging it please to come on, oh oh oh
making love in the afternoon, now gravida
nailed in the bedroom, (making love)
we did it in every place
when we got back to bed,
the doctor had called our place
gravida, a chick who'se knocked up,
expecting a puppy, a baby
oh gravida, hung down to her knees
she's begging it please to come on, oh oh oh
spermination,
she's pregnant again,
a great big fat cow, she is calfing
spermination,
she's pregnant again,
a great big fat cow, she is calfing
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Oh Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm! 5's
No gravitas, but lots of laughs.
"Spermination" - funny word! :-D
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