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Song Parodies -> "Gutless Whimper"

Original Song Title:

"Careless Whisper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham

Parody Song Title:

"Gutless Whimper"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

all Ray had to do was say "help" and say he and everyone else has learned a lesson here. a huge tragedy but none so great as a man forced to sell his soul to look "OK" in the face of failure.
Sorry Ray, you blew it.. George did bad things too, but he at least made some changes. you stayed the course. lefty. of course
he was just unsure
all he did was stand and left them there poor
as the fury came, he would look for blame,
sitting on the t.v.screen,
lefty whine sounds the same,

and he's never gonna lead again,
guilty fool, he got no vision
though it's easy to defend,
I know he was a fool,
should've known better tha to blame the feds
waste the chance that you'd been given
and he's never gonna lead again
pain is his gutless kind

he can never mend
fences needed, make George his friend
just a simple mind,
treated bush unkind,
right takes comfort in the truth,
same left commie whines..

and he's never gonna lead again,
guilty fool, he got no vision
though it's easy to defend,
I know he was a fool,
should've known better tha to blame the feds
waste the chance that you'd been given
and he's never gonna lead again
pain is his gutless kind

failed, push came to shove...

and he's never gonna lead again,
guilty fool, he got no vision
though it's easy to defend,
I know he was a fool,
should've known better tha to blame the feds
waste the chance that you'd been given
and he's never gonna lead again
pain is his gutless kind

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Syncronos - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
You missed a verse, but tis cool. Personally, I like Nagin. Bush went to Congress to hold a meeting on whether or not to help- meanwhile people from the directors of the hospitals to the people stuck in the streets are saying "WE NEED HELP!" Nagin may have messed up, but lets be real. Bush can override the world and declare war based on false information, yet he can't round up people to go help his own country? Don't wash. But, good parody, nonetheless. I have missed you, Ms. Higgins!

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