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Song Parodies -> "STD"

Original Song Title:

"Respect"

Original Performer:

Urethra Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"STD"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

(oo) you don't want
(oo) what, I got
(oo) you don't need
(oo) now I know I got it
(oo) and I'm achin'
(oo) Is for you to infect when you come home (just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home
(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)


I ain't gonna say it's wrong but you were gone
Ain't gonna do you wrong (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo)
All I'm askin' (oo)
Is for you to infect when you come home (just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

I'm about to give you something funny
And all I'm askin' is for meds honey
Is to give me my wallops
When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

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Ooo, your disses (oo)
needed by honey (oo)
And guess what? (oo)
my thing's runny (oo)
All I want you to do (oo) for me
Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)
give it to me (infect, just a little bit)
When you get home, now (just a little bit)

d-i-s-e-a-s-e-
that is what you gave to me
d-i-s-e-a-s-e
it's an STD

Oh (brought it to me, brought it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
A little infect (brought it to me, brought it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
A little infect (just a little bit)
I get tired (just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
no funnin' you were foolin (just a little bit)
And no I'm dyin' (just a little bit)
(in in in in ) fect
When you come home (re, re, re ,re)
with what you brought in (infect, just a little bit)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little infect (just a little bit)

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Mark Scotti - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Very contagious parody! I know I'm hooked.. LOL!!
mr critic - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
"Urethra" franklin? That's not funny at all. Her first name is ARETHA and it came out in the 60s'. If I could vote 0-0-0 on this I would. I've seen better stuff elsewhere, seriously.
Timmy1000 - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I liked the parody on the name too. Ah, the excitement of getting an STD - this one is even funnier when you sing it - good one, Malcolm.
Christie Marie M - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
"Urethra" Franklin!!! LOL!! Good one! Funny song!
e-bagger - January 24, 2011 - Report this comment
I like how "Urethra" show up in the web address.

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