-> "So Hirsute"
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you think your thighs look good together
that fur protects you from the weather
and you are so hirsute, it's so coarse and black
down your arms, and across your back
depilatoried and medicated
it grows back in and you look frustrated, yeah
so hirsute go shave your back
are your undies wedged in your hairy crack
some are blonde, but most are black
a fine body suit, but I think I'll yak
you were born with a velcro ball on your face
the north side of your face had yeast, and then you just went south
is that blinking thing one of your eyes,
a gorilla suit's a quick disguise
a banana a day stops the doctor guy
jusy pluck it all out, and let it dry, let it dry
so hirsute, when wet look slim,
so hirsute, yes, hair is "in"
so hirsute who was your mum?
scrub my car when your shower's done
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