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Song Parodies -> "So Hirsute"

Original Song Title:

"Substitute"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"So Hirsute"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for the man who loves his woman wooly
you think your thighs look good together
that fur protects you from the weather

and you are so hirsute, it's so coarse and black
down your arms, and across your back
depilatoried and medicated
it grows back in and you look frustrated, yeah

so hirsute go shave your back
are your undies wedged in your hairy crack
some are blonde, but most are black
a fine body suit, but I think I'll yak

you were born with a velcro ball on your face
the north side of your face had yeast, and then you just went south

is that blinking thing one of your eyes,
a gorilla suit's a quick disguise
a banana a day stops the doctor guy
jusy pluck it all out, and let it dry, let it dry

so hirsute, when wet look slim,
so hirsute, yes, hair is "in"
so hirsute who was your mum?
scrub my car when your shower's done


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Royce Miller - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
have you been watching re-runs of Harry and the Hendersons?
alvin rhodes - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
funny as hell, malcolm...5s
malcolm higgins - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
no, Royce, old family photos...lol
Adagio - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehehe....DKTOS, but the title looked funny, so I read and it was!
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Malcolm, Why Don't You Comment My Parodies?
Peregrin - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Malcolm.
Agrimorfee - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Someday, when I have lots of time to spare, I will read all 1000+ of your work. But in the meantime, I will stick with recent stuff. Imaginative--I think a lot of us have learned a new word today! ;) 545

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