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Album cover parody of Tommy (1969 Original Concept Album) by The Who
Parody album cover
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Music Quotes:

I can't stand rap.... people who can't sing do rap.... you can sing rebellion as well as talk it.... Hitler would have been in a rap band...
- John Entwistle - bass player

Submitted by: LucidLupin
Rock and roll never stood for inspectin' an disectin', cause it don't hold up. So shut up!
- Roger Daltrey
Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Music Jokes:

So The Who was having a problem in their hotel suite. While everyone was trying to get some sleep, the lead singer was starting to freak out, throwing furniture around and threatening the other members of the band. Slowly they came to the realization that he'd gone loco, so they jumped on him, tied him up with the bedsheets to restrain him and then took him down to the hospital for a psychiatric analysis.
'Yep,' said the doctor, 'he's bats, all right.'
'You've got to do something!' exclaimed the other members of the band.
'Check him into the rubber room, innit?'
'I'm afraid I can't do that,' said the doctor with a sad look in his eye.
'But you must!' exclaimed the band, 'Otherwise we'll never get sleep again!'
'I'm afraid a higher power has forbidden it, lads.' The doctor grabbed his Bible and patted it. 'It says explicitly, 'Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey'.'

Submitted by: LucidLupin
What's the difference between a chiropodist and Keith Moon?
A chiropodist bucks up your feet.
Submitted by:
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Band Name Origins:

  • They used to call themselves "The High Numbers". When they turned up for a gig one night, the pub manager said, "What d'yer call yerselves?" Pete Townshend told him, "The High Numbers", to which the manager replied, "The "who"?!" They were "The Who" from that day to this. Submitted by: Nick Bond
  • The Who started out as the detours, and in 1964 discovered a rival band had the same name as them, so they came up with the name the who which the band members liked. Submitted by: big nige

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • Stupid people think it's funny, when they hear the band name, to repeat, "The WHO?" hahaha... Submitted by: Mason Perez

Vain Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Who Are You"Who are we? We're the Who, that's who! - crazydon

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Baba O'Reilly"Until I was corrected by a classmate, I always thought it was called "Teenage Wasteland" - Albert Stadt
"Baba O'Riley"Known as "Teenage Wasteland" because that is the most-repeated line in the song. - crazydon

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
The Who What Where When WhyNow we can use all the 5 W's!Paul Warren

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"My Medication""My Generation"Mickey D.
"My Regeneration (Doctor Who's song)""My Generation"pickle
"Don't Screw Up (The CSI Song)""Who Are You?"britrock
"Blackhawks""Squeeze Box"Dantana
"Vioxx""Squeeze"britrock

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I Can See For Miles,"no...no you can't. I know. I've tried. It hurts.Mikko
"Magic Bus ,"a bus is not magicMikko

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Honey, This Mirror's Not Big Enough For Both Of Us""Smash The Mirror," The WhoHow's that for a pair of obscure songs? - Jonathan S.
"Don't You (Forget About Me)""Who Are You," The WhoSadly, the Alzheimer's has worsened. - Martha Hankins
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?""5:15," The WhoThe Deke
"Who Are You""Baba O'Reilly," The WhoBrandon Barlow
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Squeeze Bo" originally "Squeeze Box"
britrock
"Squeeze Ox" originally "Squeeze Box"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Eminence Font" originally "Eminence Front"
Hot D
"Y Generation" originally "My Generation"
John A. Barry
"The Kids Are Alight" originally "The Kids Are Alright"
britrock

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"You Better You Best" originally "You Better You Bet"
Roger (Daltrey) sounds like a 4-year-old
hamburger456
"Seed Me, Feel Me" originally "See Me, Feel Me"
Regina Haniger
"Magic Bugs" originally "Magic Bus"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"I Can See Four Miles" originally "I Can See For Miles"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"Joint Together" originally "Join Together"
Not advocating anything, the new song seemed well
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Manic Bus" originally "Magic Bus"
oldiesfan
"You Better You Wet" originally "You Better You Bet"
Ed
"Who Ate You?" originally "Who Are You?"
That No-one Candy Nye
"I Can Sew For Miles" originally "I Can See For Miles"
The Incredible Battle Armor Hulk
"Hippy Jack" originally "Happy Jack"
Emmy Kay Butanone

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Won't Get Fooled Again""Won't Get Ghoul'd Again"Rick Duncan
"Pinball Wizard""Football Hero"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"My Generation""My Generation"Stan Hall
"My Generation""My Generation"John A. Barry
"My Generation""My Pre-/Suf- Fixation"John A. Barry
"A Quick One While He's Away""A Quip, Pun While Time Away"John A. Barry
"Pinball Wizard""Guts Man's Butt"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Pinball Wizard""Right-Wing Missy"Stan Hall
"Baba O'Riley (Teenage Wasteland)""Baba Ganoush (Midlife Crisis)"Gianni Parmesiani
"1921""24"Melanie Lee

There are additional Who song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Helpless DancerDancing ClassesThe Deke
Pinball WizardChuck E. CheeseThe Deke
A Legal MatterSainsbury'sPickle
Anyway, Anyhow, AnywhereMetrorover half-price bus passesPickle
The SeekerHarry Potter MoviesRick
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Cousin KevinBabysitterThe Deke
Fiddle AboutChild Abuse HotlineThe Deke
My GenerationSpeech TherapistThe Deke
Bald-Headed WomanBritney Spears' answering serviceKathy
Won't Get Fooled AgainCommunist Party HQBBQ Platypus
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Heart-Shaped Box
   Nirvana
Squeeze Box
   The Who
Heart-Shaped Squeeze Box
Regina Olsen
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
   U2
See Me, Feel Me
   The Who
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me, See Me, Feel Me
Too many things to do to me...@_@
The Deke
Hit The Road, Jack
   Ray Charles
Happy Jack
   The Who
Hit The Road, Happy Jack
Trevor Overt
The Alien
   David Meece
Behind Blue Eyes
   The Who
The Alien Behind Blue Eyes
Hey, it's me! :)
Douglas Bucksworth aka D.B.
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Guess Who's Who
The Guess Who combined with The Who
They all look the same!
Submitted By: B.C.
Who's Killing Heidi
The Who combined with Killing Heidi
A mystery to solve in the title.
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Who Am I?
The Who combined with You Am I
The ultimate in obscurity - a band who don't even know who they are themselves!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Who Said
The Who combined with Right Said Fred
I'm to sexy for Tommy.
Submitted By: Rob

There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Morning. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
"5:15"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ushers are sniffing,
Holy cannoli!
Original Lyrics:
The ushers are sniffing
Eau-de-cologning
"Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip kick, slip kick
Original Lyrics:
Slip kid, slip kid
"I'm A Boy (Studio Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me watch Jean- Marie,
you can't drive Felicity
Original Lyrics:
Help me wash up Jean Marie
You can dry Felicity.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"My Wife"
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's a gentle being
Mother of my children's what she's gonna be
Original Lyrics:
My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood's what I'm gonna be

Story about this misheard lyric by: Mark

This is about the most extreme way possible to get a lyric wrong. For over thirty years, I used to tell all my friends what a great love song "My Wife" was - along the lines of Shakespeare's "Nothing Like The Sun". Then I finally got a hold of the REAL lyrics. Turns out the song is about a guy who's TERRIFIED of his wife, because he stayed out too late and spent the night in the drunk tank, and she's going to kill him when he gets out. My God, it's embarrassing!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Happy Jack"
Better Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man.
He lived in the Islets of Langerhans.
Original Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man.
He lived in the sand on the Isle of Man.
Submitted by: Emmy Kay Butanone
"Pinball WIzard"
Better Lyrics:
Ever since I was a young boy
I played the wooden ball
From state fairs down Chuck E.'s
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In the arcades at the mall
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean ski-ball
Original Lyrics:
Ever since I was young boy
I played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusment hall
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
Submitted by: Freddy Flame
"The Seeeker"
Better Lyrics:
I've looked under stalls
I've looked under tables
I'll sneak a look at you, whenever I am able
They call me the peeker
And I'm gawkin' at your pie
Original Lyrics:
'I've looked under chairs
I've looked under tables
Im trying to find the key, to fifty million fables
They call me the seeker
I've been searching low and high
Submitted by: princejellyfish

Funny Lyrics:

"My Generation"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hope I die before I get old Talkin' 'bout my generation
Why They're Funny:
In one of the episodes from 'The Wonder Years' where Fred Savage was playing the 'My Generation' song on the stereo speakers up too loud, the power goes out by the lyrical effects of 'ill-luh-meh-nuh-meh...ha'. 'Ill-luh-meh-nuh-meh...ha' sounds like reverse-playing special effects on T.V.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Substitute"
The Funny Lyrics:
I look all white but my dad was black
Why They're Funny:
Michael Jackson, anyone?
Submitted by: Miles
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Fiddle About (Entwistle)"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Fiddle about!
Why They're Repetitive:
At least 40% of the song is these two words together as well as fiddle alone 8 times at the end.
Submitted by: The Rev. A. Palgut
"See me Feel me"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
Later: Listening to you I get the music.
Gazing at you I get the heat.
Following you I climb the mountain.
I get excitement at your feet!
Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.
From you I get opinions.
From you I get the story.
Why They're Repetitive:
They sing both parts six individual times. I am a fan of the Who, but this song gives me a headache by the fourth repetition.
Submitted by: d00d
There are additional Who repetitive lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"My Generation"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I hope I'll die before I get old
Why They're Insincere:
Neither Roger D nor Pete T did.
Submitted by: webgnome
 

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Substitute"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You for my mum, at least I'll get my washin' done
Why They're Misrhymed:
Jenny K, sorry but you're wrong. No one in Britain says 'mom' - it's 'mum'. [Ed's note : Australia also! But it still doesn't 'exactly' rhyme hey?]
Submitted by: Annie C.
"Sally Simpson"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Soon the atmosphere was cooler and Tommy gave a lesson
Sally just had to let him know she loved him
And leapt up on the rostrum
Why They're Misrhymed:
I love the album and the song, but Pete, the words 'lesson' and 'rostrum' just do not rhyme!
Submitted by: Quentin Opping
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Dated Lyrics:

"Magic Bus"
The Dated Lyrics:
Thruppence and a sixpence every day
Just to drive to my baby
Why They're Dated:
The threepence and sixpence denominations became obsolete when the UK went decimal on 15 Feb 1971. The cost of riding a bus in the UK has changed since 1968.
Submitted by: Stu in Pittsburgh
"1921"
The Dated Lyrics:
I think '21 is going to be a good year
especially if you and me see it in together
Why They're Dated:
While the Tommy album was recorded in , the story takes place in the 1920s. In this song, the characters are looking forward to the begining of the year 1921.
Submitted by: Garnet

Dirty Lyrics:

"Squeeze Box"
The Dirty Lyrics:
She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
Why They're Dirty:
The first part here, taken from the song's bridge, seems to suggest wanting certain acts of foreplay. The "in and out" part seems like a way of describing a sexual act. Supposedly the "squeeze box" in the song was about a woman's lover she was having an affair with.
Submitted by: Ra'akone
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"You Better You Bet"
The Lyrics:
I got your body
right now on my mind
and I drunk myself blind
to the sound of old T-Rex
To the sound of old T-Rex
Who They Mention:
T-Rex
Submitted by: britrock
"The Seeker"
The Lyrics:
I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked The Beatles
I asked Timothy Leary, but he couldn't help me, either
Who They Mention:
Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Timothy Leary
Submitted by: Timothy

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Sally Simpson"
The Lyrics:
He went on cleaning his blue Rolls Royce
and she ran inside weeping
Product Brand Name:
Rolls Royce, a automobile manufacturer.
Submitted by: The Deke
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Magic Bus"
Opening Lines:
Every day I get in the queue (too much, magic bus).
Comments:
Submitted by: Peter
"My Generation"
Opening Lines:
People try to put us d-down (talkin' 'bout my generation).
Comments:
Submitted by: Peter
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Won't Get Fool Ed Again" originally "Won't Get Fooled Again"
Especially after he was made blind by Manfred Mann
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Anagrams:

"Yo! Babe Lair" originally "Baba O'Riley"
Submitted by: Josh
"Ow! A Def Negating Tool" originally "Won't Get Fooled Again"
Submitted by: Josh
"Lisp kid" originally "Slip Kid"
Submitted by: Sir David Grady III

Songs That Are Banned:

"I Can See For Miles"
Another classic from the Summer of Love. Authorities thought the titular lyric was psychedelic. If these pin heads had even bothered to listen to the entire song, they would have heard that the singer is aware of his sex partner's infidelities while he was out of town.
Submitted by: Royal Pfizbin
"Pictures of Lily"
In 1965 many radio stations refused to play the tune because it has a reference to masturbation.
Submitted by: Peter

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Won't Get Fooled Again" Length: 8:33
The song is from their fifth studio album, Who's Next.
Submitted by: Red Alien
"Won't Get Fooled Again" Length: 8:32
Submitted by: Jake

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Miracle Cure" Length: 0:11
It is on the album "Tommy", and I believe it's The Who's shortest song..."Extra extra read all about it! The pinball wizard in a miracle cure. Extra extra read all about it! EXTRA!"
Submitted by: Timothy
"Miracle Cure" Length: 0:11
By far, the shortest song recorded by any well-known rock band.
Submitted by: Agrimorfee

Song Title Acrostics:

IF: "I'm Free"
On Tommy
Submitted by: Slappy
WAY: "Who Are You?"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"I Can Seymour Files" originally "I Can See for Miles"
Submitted by: crazydon

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"However much I booze"
The Lyrics:
"...I dont care what you say ... there aint no way out."
Why:
"Fighting off his demon's, and suffering from a bad case of self-loathing, Pete sounds very much like he's hit a turning point in his life."
Submitted by: princejellyfish
 
 
 
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