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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Who that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 403 misheard song lyrics for The Who on amIright currently.

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"(This Could Be) The Last Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby the last time.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe the last time.
"1921"
Misheard Lyrics:
It could be good for me and Herbert
You and me -no never.
Original Lyrics:
It could be good for me and her
But you and her, no never.
"5:15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magically born
On a quiet street corner
Original Lyrics:
Magically bored
On a quiet street corner
"5:15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadly ecstatic that the heroes are nude.
Original Lyrics:
Sadly ecstatic that their heroes are news.
"5:15"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ushers are sniffing,
Holy cannoli!
Original Lyrics:
The ushers are sniffing
Eau-de-cologning
"5:15"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ushers are standing Holy baloney!
Original Lyrics:
The ushers are sniffing Eau-de-cologning
"905"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is light on fire.
Original Lyrics:
My name is 905.
"A Legal Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's illegal madam, baby
A illegal madam from now on
Original Lyrics:
It's a legal matter, baby
A legal matter from now on
"A Legal Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've freed my head from your garden rails
Original Lyrics:
Well, I've freed my hand from your garden rails
"Amazing Journey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His eyes are
The eyes that transmit
Ollie North.
Original Lyrics:
His eyes are
The eyes that transmit
All they know.
"Another Tricky Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is no social classes
Just another chicky day for you.
or
This is no social Christ, it's
Just another tricky day for you.
Original Lyrics:
This is no social crisis
Just another tricky day for you.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese curls, cheese balls
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had a stick the size of a sewer pipe driven in his rib cage
Original Lyrics:
He had a snake the size of a sewer pipe living in his rib cage
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a boy
Original Lyrics:
She's a bomb
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a girl, she's a bore.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a whore!
Original Lyrics:
She's a bomb!
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she a whore.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a ho'
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a bomb
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a hog.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl, she's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl
But she's a whore.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She's a boy.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She's a bomb.
"Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's such a girl
He's a bong
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She a bomb
"Baba O'Riley (Teenage Wasteland)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinese waitress
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I retake my hand
The tribal softballs land.
Original Lyrics:
Sally, take my hand
Travel south cross land.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I retake my hand
The tribe of softballs land
Original Lyrics:
Sally, take my hand
Travel south crossland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I retake my hand
Original Lyrics:
Sally, take my hand
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before we go on a boulder.
Original Lyrics:
Before we get much older.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't braise your eye
Original Lyrics:
Don't raise your eye
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only t**ty twistin'.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try to raise your price
It's only teenage Graceland.
Original Lyrics:
Don't try, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need to be Bohemian.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need to be forgiven.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields I fight for my meals
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I farm for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields,
Alfalfa 'round me
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields,
I fight for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
I get my back into my kneebends
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I found all my eels
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I plow for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, alfalfa my meal
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
Alfalfa for meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fart from my meals
Again, my back-end tool
My living
I don't need to fight to prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
Don't cry, don't brace your eye
It's only teenage ways there
Shall we take my hand?
Trouble
South falls land
Put out the fire and don't-look paths
Much older
The Eggs of Deuce is here
The happy walls are near
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I farm for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland
Sally, take my hand
We'll travel south 'cross land
Put out the fire and don't look past my shoulder
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I f*** for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fought for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I farm for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals.
[Editor's note: Anyone who believes that the correct lyrics are 'I farm for their meals' are sadly mistaken. The misheard lyrics may make better sense, but Roger Daltrey clearly sings 'I fight for my meals'. Sorry to anyone who thinks otherwise.]
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I farm for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fart for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals.
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I farm for my meals.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the veal
I copped all my feels
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fought for my meals
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Salutate My Hand
Original Lyrics:
Sally, take my hand
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly, take my hand
Travel subtle lands.
Original Lyrics:
Sally, take my hand
Travel south crossland.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage Whistling
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage spaceman
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage waistband
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage waistline. It's only a teenage waistline
Original Lyrics:
Teen age wasteland. It's only a teenage wasteland.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage waitress
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
or
They're all wasted
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage waitress
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage waitress
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage whispers
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage whistlin'
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten inch waistband
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The accidents is here.
The happiness is near.
Tell them you need 'er
Before you're on my shoulder
Original Lyrics:
The exodus is here.
The happy ones are near.
Let's get together
Before we get much older
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The accidents is here
The happiness is near
Tell them you're neater
Before you're on my shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
The Exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The excorcist is here
Original Lyrics:
The exodus is here
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The exodus is here. The time we want a beer.
Original Lyrics:
The exodus is here. The happy ones are near.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're all Spacemen!
Original Lyrics:
They're all wasted!
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're all whistling!
Original Lyrics:
They're all Wasted!
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're always dead.
Original Lyrics:
They're all wasted.
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ti*ty twister
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
"Baba O'Riley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Travel south cross France.
Original Lyrics:
Sally, take my hand
Travel south crossland
"Bag O Nails"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lunetta bag of nails ah
Original Lyrics:
Loon at the bag of nails
"Bargain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And like one and one don't make two
One and one make one.
Original Lyrics:
In life, one and one don't make two
One and one make one.
"Bargain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I call that a ballgame.
Original Lyrics:
I'd call that a bargain.
"Bargain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd gladly lose me a banjo
Original Lyrics:
I'd gladly lose me to find you
"Bargain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The breasts I never had
Original Lyrics:
The best I ever had
"Bargain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To find you
I'm gonna to powerslam a young man
Original Lyrics:
To find you
I'm gonna drown an unsung man
"Bargain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To find you
I'm goin' down on some man.
Original Lyrics:
To find you
I'm gonna drown an unsung man.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hate you.
Original Lyrics:
And I blame you.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh, and I start to choke.
Original Lyrics:
And if I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh, and act like a fool.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're blue
Original Lyrics:
Can show through
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I laugh, and I crack a fool.
Original Lyrics:
Before I laugh, and act like a fool.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I laugh, and I crack a joke.
Original Lyrics:
Before I laugh, and act like a fool.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind true lies
Original Lyrics:
Behind blue eyes
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my concerts seem to be.
Original Lyrics:
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my dreams
Are long and empty
Like my showers seem to be
I am hours old and lonely
My love is anxious
Forever free.
Original Lyrics:
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep me warm, but beware your coat.
Original Lyrics:
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep me warm, everywhere do you go.
Original Lyrics:
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's never free.
Original Lyrics:
That's never free.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one back spackles start
Original Lyrics:
No one bites back as hard
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows how hard
the merengue
Original Lyrics:
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows what it's like
To be the bat man
Original Lyrics:
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows what it's like
To be the fat man.
Original Lyrics:
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody knows what it's like to be Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody knows what it's like to be the bad man.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
None of my pain and wound I guess you're through.
Original Lyrics:
None of my pain and woe can show through.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
None of my painted walls can show blue.
Original Lyrics:
None of my pain and woe can show through.
"Behind Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To be faded to telling only lies
Original Lyrics:
To be fated to telling only lies
"Bell Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I work in an hotel all gilt and flash
Remember the gaft where the doors we smashed.
Original Lyrics:
I work in an hotel all gilt and flash
Remember the gaff where the doors were smashed.
"Boris The Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, Mr. Spider!
Original Lyrics:
Boris The Spider
"Boris The Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look he's crawling up my wall
Black and teddy very small.
Original Lyrics:
Look he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy very small.
"Boris The Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is the spider?
Original Lyrics:
Boris the spider
"Cousin Kevin Model Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got up this morning and I did fifty-five press-ups, dad.
Original Lyrics:
I got up this morning and I did fifty press-ups, dad.
"Cousin Kevin Model Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin's a model child, always does good at school.
Original Lyrics:
Kevin's a model child, always as good as gold.
"Cousin Kevin Model Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin's a problem child.
Original Lyrics:
Kevin's a model child.
"Cousin Kevin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the screwed pudding, the fool cheese.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the school bully, the classroom cheat.
"Doctor Jimmy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going back soon
Home to get that bathroom
Original Lyrics:
I'm going back soon
Home to get that baboon
"Dr. Jimmy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling restless cause my lovely store drowned
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling restless. Bring another score around.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal f***
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in funknown
or
Livin' in the Bronx
or
Living on a bus
or
Get on the bus
or
Livin' in a Swamp
or
Baby, Let's F**k
or
Baby, Let's F**k
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, let's f***.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front!
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind an M&M's butt,
M&M's butt--it's a put-on
Original Lyrics:
Behind an eminence front
Eminence front--it's a put-on
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damnit lets f**k
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephant's trunk
Original Lyrics:
Emminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eminent strut, it's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, it's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emma get f*****d
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Evelyn Strunk, it's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, it's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's f***ed.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything's f***ed
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a lemon in his butt
It's a lemon in his butt
It's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a lemon in the front
It's a lemon in the front
It's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a livin', it's work.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a living man's work.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an M&M's front
It's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
It's an emminence front
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick her in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Limited funk, it's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, it's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin in a box
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in Funk
Livin' in Funk
It's a put-on
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
Eminence Front
It's a put-on
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a box!
Livin' in a box!
It's a put-on!
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
Eminence front
It's a put-on!
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a bus
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a font, livin' in a font.
It's a come on.
Come and join the party, Jezabel.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, eminence front.
It's a put on.
Come and join the party dressed to kill.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a funk! Come on!
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front! It's a put on!
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a swamp, livin' in a swamp. It's a puddle.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, eminence front. It's a put-on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a swamp
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a truck!
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a truck
It's a put-on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
It's a put-on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in funk, it's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front, it's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in funk
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in my butt
It's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in slut
It's a put-on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
It's a put-on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in the Funk
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' is fun.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on a bus
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in the front
or
Livin' with a drunk
or
Livin' with a drunk
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a hut
it's a put-on
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
it's a put-on
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a swamp
Livin' in a swamp
It's a good on.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
M & M farts
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
M & M strut
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
M & M's suck
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
M and Ms. Front
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a Funk
or
Millenium Funk
or
Millenium Funk
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neighborhood slut
Original Lyrics:
Emminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nip it in the bud.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in her butt
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhythm and funk, put on
Original Lyrics:
Emminence front, it's a put on
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
The women that squirt
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unlimited Fun
Original Lyrics:
Eminence Front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
We living in front.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're livin' in a swamp.
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's in Eminem's trunk?
What's in Eminem's trunk?
its a foot long.
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front
It's an eminence front
It's a put on.
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women and funk, it's a put on.
Original Lyrics:
Emminence front, it's a put on
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women in front
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women in sports!
Women in sports!
It's a put on!
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front!
Eminence front!
It's a put on!
"Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, Eminem sucks!
Original Lyrics:
It's an eminence front!
Editor's note: Eminem was only a kid when this song was popular, and he was not publicly known... so this mishearing does not make any sense. However, could The Who have made a prediction 17 years in advance?
"Eyesight To The Blind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time she starts to lovin'
She brings eyesight born blind.
Original Lyrics:
Every time she starts to lovin'
She brings eyesight to the blind.
"Fiddle About" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil...
Original Lyrics:
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle, fiddle...
"Go To The Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
He hears the piano answer to your call
Original Lyrics:
He hears but cannot answer to your call
"Go to the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
His eyes react to light, but don't detect it
Original Lyrics:
His eyes react to light, the dials detect it
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a crab.
Original Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't tall but he wasn't fat.
Original Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't old but he was a man.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't told that he was a man.
Original Lyrics:
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lived in the sand on the Taliban.
Original Lyrics:
He lived in the sand on the Isle Of Man.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
So they wrote on his head
I'm a furry donkey
Original Lyrics:
So they rode on his head
in their furry donkey
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids can't annoy Jack
They trot, trot, trot
They blob this and then that
The la-la-la-la-la-la.
Original Lyrics:
The kids couldn't hurt Jack
They tried, tried, tried
They dropped things on his back
They lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids would all say he would shake a donkey.
Original Lyrics:
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids would all sing, he would take the monkey.
Original Lyrics:
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
They never had a loving
They tra-nya-nya
They dropped in the monkey
The nya-nya-nya-nya-nya.
Original Lyrics:
The kids couldn't hurt Jack
They tried, tried, tried
They dropped things on his back
And lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
"Happy Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
They tap-danced on his back.
Original Lyrics:
They dropped things on his back.
"Heaven And Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
On top of the sky where you're going to go.
Original Lyrics:
On top of the sky is a place where you go.
"Helpless Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man is running from his boss
Who holds a gun that fires puss
Original Lyrics:
When a man is running from his boss
Who holds a gun that fires "cost"
"Helpless Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man is running from his bus
Original Lyrics:
When a man is running from his boss
"How Many Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's nice to find a woman
Who will stay home late.
Original Lyrics:
But it's nice to find a woman
Who's keen on living.
"I Can See For Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
That you still want me
Well that has me beat
Original Lyrics:
That you still want me
Well, that's as may be
"I Can See For Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well here's a polecat view
You're gonna choke on it too.
Original Lyrics:
Well here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too.
"I Can't Explain"
Misheard Lyrics:
A canned ox spleen
Original Lyrics:
I can't explain.
"I Can't Explain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cabbage Train
Original Lyrics:
I Can't explain
"I Can't Reach You"
Misheard Lyrics:
See feel hear you.
Original Lyrics:
I can't reach you.
"I'm A Boy (Studio Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me watch Jean- Marie,
you can't drive Felicity
Original Lyrics:
Help me wash up Jean Marie
You can dry Felicity.
"I'm A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me wash up Jean Marie
You can drive Felicity.
Original Lyrics:
Put your frock on, Jean Marie
Plait your hair, Felicity.
"I'm A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poet, I'm a poet
Original Lyrics:
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
"I'm A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the swing on, little boys.
Original Lyrics:
Put this wig on, little boy.
"I've Had Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fooling no one but our sons
Original Lyrics:
Fooling no one but ourselves
"I've Had Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bastard are gonna be long gone.
or
My faster days are gonna be long gone.
Original Lyrics:
My passive days are gonna be long gone.
"Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's as deep as Eddy's wife.
Original Lyrics:
It's as deep as it is wide.
"Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a million ways to bed
And every one's a man.
Original Lyrics:
There's a million ways to laugh
And every one's a path.
"Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a million ways to land
And every one's a plan.
Original Lyrics:
There's a million ways to laugh
And ev'ry one's a path.
"Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to bathe.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to play.
"Join Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to pay.
or
You don't have to bathe.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to play.
"Leaving Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, take a train, take a train
By by plane, by by plane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, take a train, take a train
Fly by plane, fly by plane.
"Let's See Action"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pepsi action!
Pepsi people!
Pepsi Free!
Original Lyrics:
Let's see action.
Let's see people.
Let's see freedom.
"Little Billy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their smoking games are reality now, and cancer, see ya soon.
Original Lyrics:
Their smoking games are reality now, and cancer's seed is sown.
"Long Live Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely bra
Original Lyrics:
Long live rock
"Long Live Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely rock
Original Lyrics:
Long live rock
"Love Ain't for Keeping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Layin' on my back in newly morning grass
Original Lyrics:
Layin' on my back
In the newly mown grass
"Love Reign O'er Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love rain on me
Original Lyrics:
Love reign o'er me
"Love Reign O'er Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, rain, or me?
Original Lyrics:
Love reign o'er me.
"Love, Reign o'er Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, reign o'er me! Reign o'er me! Holy! Holy! Oh,
Love, reign o'er me! Oh, me!
Original Lyrics:
Love, reign o'er me! Reign o'er me! O'er me! O'er me! Oh,
Love, reign o'er me! O'er me!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day I get with you
Original Lyrics:
Every day, I get in a queue
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day, I get confused.
Original Lyrics:
Every day, I get in a queue
Louise Hope adds: "Surely I am not the only American who, not being familiar with the word 'queue', made this mistake?"
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooters an' a magic fuzz!
Original Lyrics:
Too much, Magic Bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jew bus, magic bus
Original Lyrics:
Too much, Magic Bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magic Paws!
Original Lyrics:
Magic bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magic bugs
Original Lyrics:
Magic bus
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Number seven six bus every day
or
Robbers and six-guns every day
or
Robbers and six-guns every day
Original Lyrics:
Thruppence and sixpence every day
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock it more.
Original Lyrics:
Magic bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
School bus, magic bus!
Original Lyrics:
Too much, Magic Bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, Driver, for gettin' me here,
You're being inspected, have no fear
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, Driver, for gettin' me here,
You'll be an inspector, have no fear
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw me six months severence pay.
Original Lyrics:
Thruppence and sixpence every day.
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too bad it's the Magic Bus!

or

To ride the magic bus
Original Lyrics:
Too much, Magic Bus!
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much country club
Original Lyrics:
Climb aboard the magic bus
"Magic Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much country club
Original Lyrics:
Climb aboard the magic bus
"Music Must Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the high has derived from the low.
Original Lyrics:
But the high has to rise from the low.
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeble traps to put us down,
Talkin' 'bout my generation
Original Lyrics:
People try to put us down,
Talkin' 'bout my generation
Ian Moore...your moment of fame.
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not trying to calm a lamentation
Talkin' 'bout my generation
Original Lyrics:
I'm not tryin to cause a big sensation,
Talkin' 'bout my generation
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
People try to put us down
Talking 'bout my chitty shoes.
Original Lyrics:
People try to put us down
Talking 'bout my generation.
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking 'bout my dream, Horatio.
Original Lyrics:
Talking 'bout my generation.
"My Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking about my geer-issue
or
Talking about my very best shoe
Original Lyrics:
Talking 'bout my generation
"My Wife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's a gentle being
Mother of my children's what she's gonna be
Original Lyrics:
My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood's what I'm gonna be
"New Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
New lamps for old, new lamps for old.
Original Lyrics:
New lines for old, new lines for old.
"Now I'm A Farmer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The right thing to say listen neccessarily what you want to say.
Original Lyrics:
The right thing to say isn't neccessarily what you want to say.
"Pictures Of Lily"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light's out.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep tight.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pinball wizard got such a show-full wrist
Original Lyrics:
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pinball wizard's got such a soulful wrist
Original Lyrics:
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Becomes one with the machine
Original Lyrics:
Becomes part of the machine
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever since I was a young boy
I played the Super Bowl.
Original Lyrics:
Ever since I was a young boy
I played the silver ball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He sure plays a mean steel guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He sure shoots a mean spitball
Original Lyrics:
He sure plays a mean pinball
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a big tall lizard
Original Lyrics:
He's a pinball wizard
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I stepped on the blanket
Show play the beans pinball!
Original Lyrics:
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball!
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I was
The mighty table king
Original Lyrics:
I thought I was
The Bally table king
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just slap his eyeballs in,
and he just does the rest
Original Lyrics:
His disciples lead him in,
and he just does the rest
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Short laser beam pinball
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Short played a meat-pinball
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stepped on a blanket
Original Lyrics:
Deaf dumb and blind kid
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean tune bong.
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure pleased to meet him BONG!
Original Lyrics:
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That dead dummy's bear and pig
Sure plays a mean stickball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That dead lump of slime, kid,
sure plays a mean pinball
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid,
sure plays a mean pinball
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf double black kid
Sure plays the mean pin ball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf dumb and a blanket
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid, Sean plays a mean pinball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blink kid
Sure plays a mean guitar.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb black kid
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blanket
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure is a mean kid, Paul.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, black kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That death of a black kid
Original Lyrics:
That deaf dumb and blind kid
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That deft thumb of lightning
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That depth on the fly kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
Original Lyrics:
The deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That depth on the fly kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
or
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Short, crazy, mean, thin, tall.
Original Lyrics:
The deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That poor little black kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
"Pure And Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the childproof passed me writing in a star.
Original Lyrics:
And a child flew past me riding in a star.
"Pure And Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The simple secret of a note in a song.
Original Lyrics:
The simple secret of the note in us all.
"Pure And Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There once was a note, pyreneesee.
Original Lyrics:
There once was a note, pure and easy.
"Pure And Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There once was note puttin' easy
Playing so free like a fresh whippling sky.
Original Lyrics:
There once was a note, pure and easy
Playing so free like a breath rippling by.
"Pure and Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There once was a note, where is it?
Playing so free like a crick rippling by
Original Lyrics:
There once was a note, pure and easy,
Playing so free like a breath rippling by
"Put The Money Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are men stealing chickens
Original Lyrics:
There are bands killing chicken
"Relay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every dime a solution, pass it on.
Original Lyrics:
Hand me down a solution, pass it on.
"See Me Feel Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get the sirens at your feet.
Right behind you, I see vermilion
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get a billion
From you, I get a story,
Original Lyrics:
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet.
Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get a story.
"See Me, Feel Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get a sideburn at your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet.
"See Me, Feel Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Viva, me!
Original Lyrics:
Feel me.
"Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
No easy way to be green
Original Lyrics:
No easy way to be free
"Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip kick, slip kick
Original Lyrics:
Slip kid, slip kid
"Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
The easy way to be
Original Lyrics:
No easy way to be free
"Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no easy way, there's no easy way
Original Lyrics:
No easy way to be free
"Squeeze Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause she's bagel all night.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause she's playing all night.
"Squeeze Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamma's got a breeze block,
daddy never sleeps at night
Original Lyrics:
Mamma's got a squeeze box,
daddy never sleeps at night
"Squeeze Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamma's gotta squeeze, but Daddy never sleeps at night
Original Lyrics:
Mamma's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least, I'll get my Washington.
Original Lyrics:
At least, I'll get my washing done.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a frost-excluding lighthouse.
Original Lyrics:
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born with a plastic 'shroom in my mouth.
Original Lyrics:
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot, streak, shoot!
Original Lyrics:
Substitute
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silk suede shoes
Original Lyrics:
Substitute
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silk suede shoes
Original Lyrics:
Substitute
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip skin suits!
Original Lyrics:
Sub-sti-tute!
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soup-strips-shoots!
Original Lyrics:
Substitute!
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute my coat for Jim.
Original Lyrics:
Substitute my Coke for gin.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute my coat for Jim.
Original Lyrics:
Substitute my Coke for gin.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute, me for him
Substitute, my cold fur chin
Substitute, you for my mom
At least I'll get to Washington.
Original Lyrics:
Substitute, me for him
Substitute, my Coke for gin
Substitute you for my mom
At least I'll get my washing done.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute, me or him
Substitute, my coat for Jim
Substitute, you fowl my mouth
I'll see this juice might wash it down
Original Lyrics:
Substitute, me for him
Substitute, my Coke for gin
Substitute you for my mom
At least I'll get my washing done.
"Substitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitute
Michael for Jim
Original Lyrics:
Substitute
My coke for gin
"Summertime Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to help you, son
But you're too young to know.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to help you, son
But you're too young to vote.
"The Good's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We should enjoy a f***
The good's gone.
Original Lyrics:
We should enjoy it
But the good's gone.
"The Kids Are Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mind other guys dancing with my girl
That's fine, I know I'm a pretty whale
Original Lyrics:
I don't mind other guys dancing with my girl
That's fine, I know them all pretty well
"The Real Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tanya? Tanya?
Original Lyrics:
Can ya? Can ya?
As in Tanya Tucker or Tanya Memme
"The Seeker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I is Bobby Dylan
I is The Beatles
I is Timothy Leary.
Original Lyrics:
I asked Bobby Dylan
I asked The Beatles
I asked Timothy Leary.
"The Song Is Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching for a note pure and easy playing.
or
Said I don't know pure and easy playing.
or
Said I don't know pure and easy playing.
Original Lyrics:
Except in one note, pure and easy playing
"There's A Doctor"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a man I found, could remove his soul.
Original Lyrics:
There's a man I found, could remove his sorrow.
"Under My Thumb"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**ch is under my thumb.
Original Lyrics:
Babe is under my thumb.
"Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody, Jim Beam!
Original Lyrics:
Somebody, champagne!
"Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
The farmer over there hates the gang.
Original Lyrics:
The foreman over there hates the gang.
"We're Not Gonna Take It"
Misheard Lyrics:
So put in your earplugs, put on your eyeshades
You know where to put the c***.
Original Lyrics:
So put in your earplugs, put on your eyeshades
You know where to put the cork.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
11 hours in the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
11 hours in the tin pan
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
11 hours in the tin can
Original Lyrics:
11 hours in the tin pan
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
11 hours with the Tin Man
Original Lyrics:
11 hours in the tin pan
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Awning, blue blue, blue blue.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you, who who, who who
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Morning. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue awnings, blue blue, blue blue
Original Lyrics:
Who are you, who who, who who
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue marlin, blue, blue, blue, blue.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you, who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue morning!
Oo, oo, oo, oo.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue oink
Blue-blue, blue-blue
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who-who? Who-who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue orange, blue, blue, blue, blue
Original Lyrics:
Who are you, who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue orange
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue water
Blue, blue, blue, blue
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue wine
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool Wally
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool Water, cool cool cool cool
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? who who who who
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool waters
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool water
Original Lyrics:
Who are you
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ewww Ollie, ewww, ewww!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who,who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can I measure up twenty-one miles
In such a love as this?
Original Lyrics:
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying cow
With a streetcar Rin Tin Tin.
Original Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember throwin' punches around
Some freak just stole my chair
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember throwing budgies around and preaching from the stairs
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember throwing couches around and praying for the stars
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember throwing wedgies around
And preachin' to my chair.
Original Lyrics:
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I'm like a sewerhole
And still receive your kiss.
or
I said I live in a sewerhole
And still receive your kiss.
Original Lyrics:
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I slipped out like a sewer hose
Original Lyrics:
I spit out like a sewer hole
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stood back in my pick-up
Original Lyrics:
I stretched back and I hiccupped
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stretch back like a super hole
And still receive your kiss.
Original Lyrics:
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took the Jews back out of town.
Original Lyrics:
I took The Tube back out of town.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took the dude back out of town.
Original Lyrics:
I took The Tube back out of town.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up in Tromso, Norway
Where a policeman know my name.
Original Lyrics:
I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up in a sewer-hole floor
Where a policeman knew my name.
He said, 'You can't go sleep at home tonight
If you don't get off the waterway.'
Original Lyrics:
I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name.
He said, 'You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away.'
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
new new new new
Original Lyrics:
Who are you
who who who who
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
New ooo, new ooo.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
New, new, new new
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who? Who? Who? Who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
Ooh ohh, ooh ooh!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who who, who who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
Woo hoo! Woo hoo!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Orleans
Original Lyrics:
Who are you
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oahu
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, Molly...
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, Rawling
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, Warren.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, wahoo!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooo wahhoo
Eww, eww, eww, eww
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, Oregon
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
I really want to go.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
I really want to know.
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh, Wally!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooo, Wally (ooooo ooooo, ooooo ooooo)
I really wanna know
Ooooo, Wally (ooooo ooooo, ooooo ooooo)
Tell me who are you
Ooooo, Wally (ooooo ooooo, ooooo ooooo)
'Cause I really wanna know
Ooooo, Wally (ooooo ooooo, ooooo ooooo).
Original Lyrics:
Well, who are you? (Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know
Who are you? (Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you?
Who are you? (Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know
Who are you? (Who, who, who, who?)
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poop on it.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roo, Roy
Roo, roo, roo, roo.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you
Who, who, who, who?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, who are you
Oiling?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, who are you?
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, who are you?
Boring?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, who are you
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, who are you?
Audrey?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, who are you?
Who are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who the f*** are you?
Original Lyrics:
Who the heck are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who the hell are you?
Original Lyrics:
Who the heck are you?
"Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
blue bayou. blue blue, blue blue new orleans. new new, new new
Original Lyrics:
who are you? who who, who who
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven hours with a chicken
(or)
Eleven hours in a chicken
Original Lyrics:
Eleven hours in the tin pan
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying clown, with a cigar in his lips
Original Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying clown, with a streak of Rin Tin Tin
I never would have guessed the real lyrics until I actually read them.
"Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
ooooh, Ollie! Oooo Ooo, ooo ooo!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who who, who who?
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I know that the hippie types never lie.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I know that the hypnotized never lie.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the 'nanners, they all bought in the next store.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beards of thought no longer roll the dice
Original Lyrics:
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the farting on the left is now farting on the right
Original Lyrics:
And the parting on the left is now parting on the right
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the men who spurred the song
Say they've been judgin' all along
And they decided in the shotgun sings the song.
Original Lyrics:
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
And they decide and the Shotguns sings the song.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And tomorrow hippy worship will be gone
Original Lyrics:
And the morals that we worshipped will be gone
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe, the scythe and the shotgun sing the song
Original Lyrics:
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you're hypnotized, mesmerized
Original Lyrics:
I know that the hypnotized never lie
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tip my hat to the nude prostitution.
Original Lyrics:
I tip my hat to the new constitution.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If we happen to be, let's have a lie.
Original Lyrics:
If we happen to be left half-alive
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the party on the left
Is now partying on the right.
Original Lyrics:
Now the parting on the left
Is now parting on the right.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Runnin' free with the chickens all around
Original Lyrics:
Smile and grin at the change all around
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soylent Green and the change all around
Original Lyrics:
Smile and grin at the change all around
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't get food again.
Original Lyrics:
We don't get fooled again.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't get food again
Don't get food again
No, no!
Original Lyrics:
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated barnicles, in a song
And
Now the parking on the left
is now a parking on the right
And the tears of thought no longer overnight.
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold, that's all.
And
And the parting on the left
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer. overnight
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated from the folding song.
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold that's all.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fool, that's all.
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold, that's all.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated from the poet's song!
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold that's all.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated from the poor red Czar.
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold, that's all.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were liberated on a poet's song.
Original Lyrics:
We were liberated from the fold that's all.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't get food again.
Original Lyrics:
We won't get fooled again.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be farting in the street.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be fighting in the street.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children and our meat
And tomorrow Cindy Merchant will be gone
And the men who sang the song
Said the judge-men all are wrong
They decide that the shotgun sings the song.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And tomorrows that we worshiped will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Now sit in judgement of our wrong
They decided the shotgun sings the song.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chewing up all the records
or
Chewing up all the wrappers
Original Lyrics:
And chewing up all those letters.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know only fools have knees, but this one never bets.
Original Lyrics:
I know only fools have needs but this one never begs.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know only fools have needs
But this one never fails.
Original Lyrics:
I know only fools have needs
But this one never begs.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lay on the bed with you
We could make some Bogart records.
Original Lyrics:
I lay on the bed with you
We could make some book of records.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a Visa.
Original Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for an easer.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a pizza.
Original Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for an easer.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light on an easel
Original Lyrics:
I showed up late one night with a neon light for a visa
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
My voice too rough for cigarettes.
or
My voice too rough from cigarettes.
Original Lyrics:
My voice too rough with cigarettes.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only fools have knees, but these ones never bend.
Original Lyrics:
I know only fools have needs, but this one never begs.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tootie sounds and old tee rags
Original Lyrics:
To the sound, of old T. Rex
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could make some Beatle records.
or
We could play some beat-up records.
or
We could play some Beatle records.
Original Lyrics:
We could make a book of records.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dog keeps licking my nose
And chewing up all those records.
Original Lyrics:
Your dog keeps licking my nose
And chewing up all those letters.
"You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love keeps nickin' my nose.
or
Your dog keeps nippin' my nose.
Original Lyrics:
Your dog keeps lickin' my nose.

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