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Song Parodies -> "pocket Pool"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"pocket Pool"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I grabbed my bag last night.. real nice
let it go at 9 a.m.
and I'm gonna need baby wipes by then
I miss my girl so much.. I hate my life
I bought jeans with some space
for such endless delight

and I think it's gonna be a long long time
till my hand leaves my little guy behind
I'll never leave that little man alone
oh no no no'
playin pocket pool

pocket pool playin with that thing when I'm alone

this aint the kind of thing to teach your kids
in fact, it's bad as hell
but they will figure it out because I did
and all this hair has grown now on my hands..
I grab my knob five days a week
playin pocket pool......... pocket pool

and I think it's gonna be a long long time
till my hand leaves my little guy behind
I'll never leave that little man alone
oh no no no'
playin pocket pool


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beyond_ugly - June 21, 2003 - Report this comment
dude, that was just wrong! hilarious, but wrong.
Billy Florio - June 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm.....this is something I would never have thought of....wow...when I clicked on it I didnt think that it was a masturbation song...good job
kayla - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i do not like it

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