I clicked on "rhymer" for forty ways
to write the same thing, it lasts several days
screamin Jay hawkins, he's parodied back
a song I don't know and that's a musical fact

Up all night, read Pacholek,
and Guy Di Rito, a man I respect
Mer and Pippin, keep me right
and Arwen, Alvin, and the rest will post tonight

I wrote a couple of grand..
I wrote a couple of grand
I got my tune words down
I make you laugh and then frown
I wrote a couple of grand



Blessranger Sentai is writing with rage,
with the funny hand we all click the next page
but me I'm good, I feel allright, and it's monday night
the content censors they are outta sight

now this man malky, he has a plan
I am gonna write the most in the land
I said, Write those tunes, get distance from John
and I proceeded to write those rhymers down

I wrote a couple of grand..
I wrote a couple of grand
I got my tune words down
I make you laugh and then frown
I wrote a couple of grand


I wrote a couple of grand..
I wrote a couple of grand
I got my tune words down
I make you laugh and then frown
I wrote a couple of grand





--- Lead Guitar ---


I wrote a couple of grand..
I wrote a couple of grand
I got my tune words down
I make you laugh and then frown
I wrote a couple of grand

I wrote a couple of grand.. two-hoo
I wrote a couple of grand two-hoo
I wrote a couple of grand.. two-hoo
I wrote a couple of grand two-hoo