we always told them no, but to our surprise
we love them in T.O. we keep letting gays inside

they'll set their lawyers on you
and they'll say we're not nice
cause they want to get married
they flock to Toronto, we keep letting gays inside

and the high court, motion carried,
we'll just let these boys get married
it's atrocious, and we all should stand and just blush
in drag , they got garbo's eyes,
we just keep letting gays inside

they'll set up in their home, we all act really nice
christians clutch their chests in, we keep letting gays inside
the towel rack says His..his it still looks kinda nice
lots of well done apartments, we keep letting gays inside

they'll expose you, say you 're so sick
if you act too homophobic
they're ferocious and they know just what it takes to
make us all blush
one of them should shave their thighs
we just keep letting gays inside

they will tease you, and unease you,
turn you round and grease you
it's atrocious and they know just how to make us
all blush deep inside
we just keep letting gays inside