Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Fun Music Information -> Kim Carnes

This is the most recent information about Kim Carnes that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Kim Carnes, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

 
 

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Invisible Hands,"Wendy Torrance

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Go Insane," Lindsay Buckingham"Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)," Kim Carnes
"Philly Dog," Herbie Mann"Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)," Kim Carnes
"Midnite Maniac," Krokus"Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)," Kim Carnes
"Crazy Crazy Nights," Kiss"Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)," Kim Carnes
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Chin Letter" originally "Chain Letter"
Wendy Torrance
"Cain Letter" originally "Chain Letter"
Wendy Torrance
"Raw Of The Cards" originally "Draw Of The Cards"
Regina Olsen
"Draw Of The Cars" originally "Draw Of The Cards"
Regina Olsen
"Divided Harts" originally "Divided Hearts"
Hart = male deer
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Draw Of The Chards" originally "Draw Of The Cards"
Wendy Torrance
"Draw Off The Cards" originally "Draw Of The Cards"
Wendy Torrance
"My Cold Pals" originally "My Old Pals"
Alex
"My Bold Pals" originally "My Old Pals"
Alex
"My Old Pails" originally "My Old Pals"
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Bette Davis Eves" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Well, Bette Davis starred in "All About Eve".
Peter
"Bette Davis Exes" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Interesting...
Ed
"Betty Davis Eyes" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Pronounced the same way.
Serafina
"Invisible Lands" originally "Invisible Hands"
Jessica Childress
"Invisible Sands" originally "Invisible Hands"
Jessica Childress

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Bette Davis Eyes""Plenty Spacious Size"Plumb Bob
"Bette Davis Eyes""Betty Crocker Thighs"Tony Wiseguy
"Bette Davis Eyes""Shane Macgowan's Teeth"Phil Alexander
"Bettie Davis Eyes""Warwick Davis Thighs"jj lucia-wright
"Bette Davis Eyes""The Walken Eyes"Monstermaster13
"Bette Davis Eyes""UC Davis Eyes"John A. Barry
"Draw of the Cards""Saw Grandpaw's Nards"Porfle Popnecker
"Bette Davis Eyes""Whoopie Goldberg Hair"Fred Snider
"Bette Davis Eyes""Steven Seagal Tits"Porfle Popnecker
"Bette Davis Eyes""Cleopatra's Eyes"Lionel Mertens

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
The Night Santa Went Crazy
   Weird Al Yankovic
Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)
   Kim Carnes
The Night Santa Went Crazy Barking At Airplanes
Edward
Blue Eyes
   Elton John
Bette Davis Eyes
   Kim Carnes
Blue Bette Davis Eyes
Old Man Edgar Winter
Abracadabra
   Steve Miller Band
Abadabadango
   Kim Carnes
Abracadabadabradango
Edward
Abacab
   Genesis
Abadabadango
   Kim Carnes
Abacabadabadango
Edward
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Andy Kim Carnes
Andy Kim combined with Kim Carnes
Submitted By: Dinah Bartilson
Lil' Kim Carnes
Lil' Kim combined with Kim Carnes
Submitted By: Larry
Mel & Kim Carnes
Mel & Kim combined with Kim Carnes
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Kimbra Carnes
Kim Carnes combined with Kimbra
Submitted By: Valerie Cameron

There are additional Kim Carnes Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a problem
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
"Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay ya on the phone
She got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
"Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haul the bathtub just to please you
Original Lyrics:
All the better just to please you
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay ya on the phone
She got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Bette Davis eyes.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Shell

I thought...phone sex!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Bette Davis Eyes"
Better Lyrics:
He'll unease you
He'll dispease you
Can't tell the truth
He tells pretty grievous lies
"Public sector grew"- it ain't true
Thinks we're fools
He tells pretty grievous lies
Original Lyrics:
She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please ya
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you, when she snows you
She knows ya
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Bette Davis Eyes"
Better Lyrics:
All the boys think it's a sty
She's got crusties in her eyes
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Submitted by: Brian

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Bette Davis Eyes"
The Funny Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy,
she's got Bette Davis eyes
Why They're Funny:
So, all the boys mistook her for a *spy* because of her droopy eyes?! 'Hey, Mike, check out that girl in our English class! Look at those eyes! Do you think she's a spy for the kgb or something?' I know cold war hysteria was pretty high in 1982, but that line always struck me as a desperate leap in logic!
Submitted by: Joy
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Bette Davis Eyes"
The Lyrics:
Her hair is Harlow gold
Who They Mention:
Jean Harlow
Submitted by: shepop
"Bette Davis Eyes"
The Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo stand off sighs
Who They Mention:
Greta Garbo
Submitted by: shepop
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"Kim Karnz
Submitted by: Larry

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Love Comes From Unexpected Places"
Opening Lines:
Love comes from the most unexpected places
Comments:
Submitted by: Sutch
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Abadabadango"
The Made Up Words:
Abadabadango
Comments:
"Abadabadango can you hear. It's the rhythm of the heart. That beats for a million years."
Submitted by: shepop
 

Song Title Space Change:

"In Visible Hands" originally "Invisible Hands"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Kim's Crane Submitted by: Alexis
Skim Crane Submitted by: Peggy Pollock
Name's Rick Submitted by: U. Guest It
Minks Care Submitted by: Candy Welty
Scare Mink Submitted by: Candy Welty

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"See Betty Davies" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Submitted by: Larry
"My Sold Lap" originally "My Old Pals"
Submitted by: Peter
"Moldy Pals" originally "My Old Pals"
Submitted by: Peggy Pollock
"My Old Slap" originally "My Old Pals"
Submitted by: Peggy Pollock
"Sedatives By Tee" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Strange, I know. But it's the best I could do.
Submitted by: Ned

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Betty Avis Dies" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Submitted by: She
"Eddie Davis Buys" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Submitted by: MOR
"Betty Avis Dyes " originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Submitted by: She
"Eddie Davis Byes" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Submitted by: She

Names as a Word Bank:

I can make a screen. Submitted by: Ferragamo

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Bette Davis Eyes"
The Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs.
Why:
She's got Greta Garbo sand off sties.
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Cam Kirnes originally "Kim Carnes"
Submitted by: She Lazy

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Skin Cream
Because it's an anagram of her name.
Submitted by: That No-one Candy Nye

Other Artists:

Check the indexes below for other performers on the site, or use google search to search the entire site.

Most Popular | # | A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

Custom Search