Fun Music Information -> Kim Carnes

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Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Invisible Hands,"		Drivin 55

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Bette Davis Reyes" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"

would've been BD's name if she married a Mr Reyes

Ack Jabramoff

"Better Davis Eyes" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"

Samantha Wayland

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Crazy In The Night (Barfing At Airplanes)" originally "Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)"

Now that WOULD be crazy (day or night).

Carmen Mistletoe

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Bette Davis Eyes"	"Thirty Days To Die (the Flesh Eating Song)"	Malcolm Higgins
"Bette Davis Eyes"	"Kim Had Better Days With Rhymes"	Red Ant
"Bette Davis Eyes"	"Betty Crocker Thighs"	Dee Range
"Bette Davis Eyes"	"Jan Crouch's Eyes"	Jack & Gretchen Hall
"Bette Davis Eyes"	"Psycho-analysed"	Stuart McArthur
"Bette Davis Eyes"	"Better Dates With Guys"	Malcolm Higgins
"Bette Davis Eyes"	"Better Days With Guys ( The Ugly Cougar Song)"	Malcolm Higgins
"Betty Davis Eyes"	"Marty Feldman Eyes"	Silly Willie
"Bette Davis Eyes"	"Postal Service Guys"	Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Betty Davis Eyes"	"Freshly Lasered Eyes ( The 'ididn't Have Surgery'"	Malcolm Higgins
There are additional song parodies available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
I Can See Clearly Now Johnny Nash	Invisible Hands Kim Carnes	I Can See Invisible Hands Clearly Now	Gretchen Wieners
The Streets Of Baltimore Bobby Bare	More Love Kim Carnes	The Streets Of Baltimore Love	Raphael
I Don't Want You To Go Carolyn Lynn Johnson	Crazy In The Night Kim Carnes	I Don't Want You To Go Crazy In The Night Have you lost your minds?	musicman
The Night Has A Thousand Eyes Bobby Vee	Bette Davis Eyes Kim Carnes	The Night Has A Thousand Bette Davis Eyes	Julia Cox
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Bette Davis Eyes" Misheard Lyrics: Hot the bathtub just to please you She's precocious And she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush She got credit cards stand off sighs She's got better days besides All the boys think she's a spaz She's got better days besides. Original Lyrics: All the better just to please you She's precocious And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush She got Greta Garbo stand off sighs She's got Bette Davis eyes All the boys think she's a spy She's got Bette Davis eyes.	"Bette Davis Eyes" Misheard Lyrics: And she'll tease you, she'll unease you How the bathtub jives to please you Original Lyrics: And she'll tease you, she'll unease you All the better just to please you.
"Bette Davis Eyes" Misheard Lyrics: She's got better days of size. Original Lyrics: She's got Bette Davis eyes.	"Bette Davis Eyes" Misheard Lyrics: And she knows just what it takes to make your blood rush She's got a pair of goggles, standard-size She's got Bette Davis eyes. Original Lyrics: And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush She's got Greta Garbo stand-up sighs She's got Bette Davis eyes.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

Misheard Lyrics:

And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
How the bathtub jives to please you

Original Lyrics:

And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Chris

I was 11 when this came out, and I just loved the sound of this song. But I just couldn't picture a bathtub getting up and jiving to please anyone. That all ended when I read the lyrics on the sleeve inside the record cover.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

Better Lyrics:

All the boys think it's a sty
She's got crusties in her eyes

Original Lyrics:

All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes

Submitted by: Brian

Funny Lyrics:

"Bette Davis"

The Funny Lyrics:

'All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes'

Why They're Funny:

So, all the boys mistook her for a *spy* because of her droopy eyes?! 'Hey, Mike, check out that girl in our English class! Look at those eyes! Do you think she's a spy for the kgb or something?' I know cold war hysteria was pretty high in 1982, but that line always struck me as a desperate leap in logic!

Submitted by: Joy

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Bette Davis Eyes" The Lyrics: Her hair is Harlow gold Who They Mention: Jean Harlow Submitted by: shepop	"Bette Davis Eyes" The Lyrics: She's got Greta Garbo stand off sighs Who They Mention: Greta Garbo Submitted by: shepop
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