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Song Parodies -> "Diabetes Thighs"

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

Original Performer:

Kim Carnes

Parody Song Title:

"Diabetes Thighs"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

Her glucose meter holds
the drop of blood she tries
Her fingers full of holes
She’s got diabetes thighs
She turns the meter on
might have to prick twice
when the blood won’t flow
she’s got diabetes thighs

And the jeans-blue, try to squeeze you
Only come up to her knees due -
to thrombosis, and she sometimes enters
Has vision issues in her eyes, she’s got diabetes thighs

Sneaks a donut home
It whets her appetite
Her special diet blown
She’s got diabetes thighs
She’ll take take a tumble on you
Passes out once or twice
Finger nails turn blue
She’s got diabetes thighs

Now she’s dozing, low glucose-ing
and her feet are decomposing
She is careless and just can’t maintain
what’s lacking from her pancreas
There’s a greater chance she might die
she’s got diabetes thighs

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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CML - July 05, 2019 - Report this comment
Remind me not to contract this disease ..... I'm currently in the gray area where Im not diabetic but where Im also no longer "non-diabetic". Hopefully, if I play it smart, I'll be able to keep this thing at bay, so I can succumb to some other God-awful thing
2Eagle - July 05, 2019 - Report this comment
555 but not for humor. Rather a good warning about diabetes. That was how my sister died.
Patrick - July 06, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, despite the mean spirited title (necessary to make this parody work), I hope it's obvious from the content that I know more about this disease than I wish to and for good reason.
C6H12O6 - July 07, 2019 - Report this comment
Fifteen Type I KitKat kudos!

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