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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kim Carnes that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 103 misheard song lyrics for Kim Carnes on amIright currently.

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"Above the Waterline (alt. Baywatch theme season 1)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some birds in a perfect blue sky
Original Lyrics:
Sunburns and a perfect blue sky
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the boys say she's got style
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the boys think "Jesus Christ"
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spa
She's got Bette Davis ice.
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spaz.
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spice.
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just how to make a cold lunch.
or
And she knows just what it takes to make a cold lunch.
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a clothesbrush
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a goat blush.
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pearl blush
or
And she knows just what it takes to make a good lunch
or
And she knows just what it takes to make a good lunch
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a problem
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a road rush
She's got 'gretty globble' step up sign
She's got better days in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Greta Garbo stand-up sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make your blood rush
She's got a pair of goggles, standard-size
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll teach you, she'll unease you
Hot the bathtub just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro lunch
She's got credit cards standing outside
She's got better Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs,
she's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll adhese you
A bathtub just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the bad stuff just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
Haul a bathtub just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
Have a bad time just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
How the bathtub jives to please you
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you
She'll adhease you
Hop the bathtub just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better days besides
Original Lyrics:
Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better days desired
Original Lyrics:
Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better devil's eyes
Original Lyrics:
Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bren Davicize
Original Lyrics:
Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fifty days to die
Original Lyrics:
Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill the bathub just to please you
Original Lyrics:
All the better just to please you
My so-called friends let me keep singing it that way!!!
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas got better days than I.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Greta Garbo, stand aside
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard to feed with the crumbs she throws you
Original Lyrics:
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Haul the bathtub just to please you
Original Lyrics:
All the better just to please you
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a bad time just to please you
Original Lyrics:
All the better just to please you.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heat the bathtub just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
All the better just to please you.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her hair is heart of gold
Original Lyrics:
Her hair is Harlow gold.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her hair is hollow gold.
Original Lyrics:
Her hair is Harlow gold.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her head's a hollow bowl.
Original Lyrics:
Her hair is Harlow gold.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope you bleed with the crutch she throws you
Original Lyrics:
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot the bathtub just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
She got credit cards stand off sighs
She's got better days besides.
Original Lyrics:
All the better just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Greta Garbo stand off sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, boy! I think she's a spaz!
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Day disguise
Original Lyrics:
Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got better take her time
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
Original Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a problem.
Original Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a program.
Original Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lets her daddy decide.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll adhese you
Original Lyrics:
She'll unease you
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll adhesive
Original Lyrics:
She'll unease you.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll expose you,
when she snores you
Original Lyrics:
She'll expose you,
when she snows you
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll expose you, when she knows you
Original Lyrics:
She'll expose you, when she snows you
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll expose you
When she snows you
Hope you bleed which the crutch she throws you.
Original Lyrics:
She'll expose you
When she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay ya on the phone
She got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
Whets her appetite
She'll lay you on the floor
She got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gor Greta Garbo standard thighs
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got 30 days besides
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got 30 days to die.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She bakes better tastin' pies
or
She has better days besides
or
She's got better taste than I
or
She's got Bette Davis Thighs
or
She's got Bette Davis Thighs
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis thighs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Betty's lazy eye.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo standard size
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes Greta Garbo stand outside
or
She's got Greta Garbo standup thighs
or
She's got Greta Garbo standup thighs
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo still outsized.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo's hand outside
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo's inner thighs.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo's pin-up size.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Patti Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Sammy Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a great toboggan, standard size
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo stand off sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better day visage.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days aside.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days besides
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days inside
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days of size.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days set aside
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis Eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days than nights
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days, besides.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better legs than thighs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better taste than mine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better ways to fly.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got credit card stand-up size
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got credit problems still outside.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got credit problems, stands outside
She's got better days aside
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo stand-up sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got dedicated eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got meditation-itis.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got thirty days to decide.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got very dangerous eyes
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's not kosher,
but she knows just what it takes to make a girl blush.
Original Lyrics:
She's precocious,
and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got, better days an' I
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
"Bette Davis Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll beg her just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
All the better just to please you.
"Better Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days aside.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
"Draw of the Cards"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's all in the drugs of Kim Carnes
Original Lyrics:
And it's all in the draw of the cards
"Draw of the Cards"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do love the small cafe
Can my beers last today?
Original Lyrics:
Boulevard, small cafe
Cavaliers, pass the day
"Draw of the Cards"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lightening strikes,
Paralyze
Original Lyrics:
Lightening strikes,
Breath of life
"Draw of the Cards"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sight of hair, hand and face
Chance you take, like a snake
And it's all in the draw of the cards
Original Lyrics:
Sleight of hand, hand of fate
Chance you take, Life's a snake
And it's all in the draw of the cards
"More Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna give more love and more joy
Than Asian time could ever destroy.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna give you more love and more joy
Than age and time could ever destroy.
"More Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
More love and more toys than the age of time could ever destroy.
Oh, Honeycomb. Our love will be so fine.
It'll take a hungry lifetime to bear down.
Hair down, scare down.
Original Lyrics:
More love and more joy than age or time could ever destroy.
Oh, honey now, my love will be so sound.
It'll take a hundred lifetimes to live it down.
Wear it down and tear it down.
"More Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love will be suicide.
Original Lyrics:
My love will be so sound.
"Room Enough for Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just might be surprised what my heart would desire
Original Lyrics:
You just might be surprised what my heart would design
Theme song from My Sister Sam.
"Voyeur"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foyer, foyer
Are you up tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Voyeur, voyeur
Are ya hot tonight?

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