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Song Parodies -> "Betty Crocker Thighs"

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kim Carnes

Parody Song Title:

"Betty Crocker Thighs"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Her fudge is never old
Her chicken satisfies
Her recipes broke the mold
She's got Betty Crocker thighs
She'll give her coupons to you
You won't pay sticker price
She's pure as cookie dough
She's got Betty Crocker thighs.

And she'll knead you
She'll maitre d you
Believe me she wants to feed you
She's ambitious and she wishes
You'd think her food was so delicious
She got turkey gravy and French fries
She's got Betty Crocker thighs.

She wants to take you home
And feed your appetite
Who will get the wishbone
She's got Betty Crocker thighs
She'll turn her oven on too
You'll think its really nice
Until she burns your food
She's got Betty Crocker thighs.

She'll seduce you when she induces you
With a cookbook she introduces to you
She's propitious and she wishes
You'd think her food was so nutritious
All the guys don't notice her eyes
She's got Betty Crocker thighs.

And she'll knead you, she'll maitre d you
Believe me she wants to feed you
She's ambitious and she wishes
You'd think her food was so delicious
All the guys don't notice her eyes
She's got Betty Crocker thighs.

She'll knead you
She'll maitre d you
Just to feed you
She's got Betty Crocker thighs
She'll seduce you
When she induces you
She won't refuse you
She's got Betty Crocket thighs.

I'm hungry.

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Rob Arndt - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Title alone worth 555!
Patrick - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Stick with her and you'll have them, too.
John Lomain - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Cool idea and parody
TW - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Not every parody I write is incredibly funny, but I think this one passes the mustard!
Kneel Die-Man - February 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Here is the same title song, done years ago: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/kimcarnes16.shtml

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