when I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the the man that's way ahead of you
when I blow out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man on top and that is true

if some stuff stunk, well it has just gotta be
it's gotta be cause some of these will score some twos
if I catch up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the only one who'll ever catch up wi' you

and I will write 500 songs,
then I will write 500 more
just to be the man who owns
this site, and I will rule the world forever more

when I'm writing, yes I know I'm gonna see
I'm gonna see myself away ahead of you
and if you crumble, yes if you crumble then you'll be
the man who sits there in a spot caled number two

and I'll yell out, yes I'll yell out every night
cause I will rule amiright it's well and true
in a dry spell, I will write some more
because there's always more good ones I gotta do

and I will write 500 songs,
then I will write 500 more
just to be the man who owns
this site, and I will rule the world forever more


Royce and Malcolm ,
and I know you're gonna see, you're gonna see
the best in duet parodies
when we write them, yes I know she's gonna tell
yes she's gonna tell the folk about it's history

and I will write 500 songs,
then I will write 500 more
just to be the man who owns
this site, and I will rule the world forever more