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Song Parodies -> "Ali-mony"

Original Song Title:

"Mony Mony"

Original Performer:

Tommy James And The Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Ali-mony"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

boy, am I living this one right now...lol and I have added the Billy Idol accents on the verses
here she comes, wantin alimony
(hey dirty cow, get paid..go work)
payments down, outta town,
(hey dirty cow, get paid, go work)
all she had to do was gimme love all night now
(hey dirty cow, get paid go work)
now the law says malky pay her right if you work all night,
she says yeah (yeah yeah (yeah ) yeah yeah yeah yeah

she made a deal ( alimony) so (alimony) good (alimony)
gotta work all night I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah

she loves her ali-mo-mo-money
she loves her ali-mo-mo-money
she loves her ali-mo-mo-money
she said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah

breakdown, shakedown, alimony
(hey old cow, get paid, go work)
fat bum, now you're gone, alimony
(hey old cow, get paid, go work)
did I say the new one has a size 6 ass now?
(hey old cow, get paid, go work)
but don't feel bad, no don't be sad,
cause I'll pay all right
she said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah

she made a deal ( alimony) so (alimony) good (alimony)
gotta work all night I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah

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Agrimorfee - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Love ya, Malky, but Weird Al did it first and better.(http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/alimony.html)--but i like how you parodied the now internationally known line added by naughty high-school kids and frat boys!
Max - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
So? Someone else can use the same parody title, but as long as they use different words. I can do a parody called "Like A Surgeon" if I want.
Agrimorfee - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Max, I never said no one could use the same titie. People can rise to the challenge of besting Al anytime they want to, and I know titles cannot be copyrighted. But Malky's song just doesn't come up to the same level (and Malky's done better, too).
Mari D - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Malcolm, good luck! I sure took a lot of crap a few months ago for using the same title as Weird Al!
Max - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, Agrim; guess I misunderstood ya.

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