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Original Song Title:

"Smooth Operator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sade

Parody Song Title:

"Bell Operator"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

he wants to stalk another girl
and the phone call's just the start
games he plays nights become days
he asks in seven languages
all uptight, he spells it right
who is this guy?
heaven help her if he calls

get a life, loser boy
she moved her space another place to avoid this boy
asking me, directory
what he requires, will he tire?
information's right

do I call police just for the start
no security left to chance
his jail time is ending, again it all starts

no need to ask,
I'm a Bell operator
a phone dialator
a bell operator
a phone dialator

this guy's toast, calls from chicago, call detailed
follows her north to south just like cargo, heart's derailed

real nut case, head empty space
he needs a box with lid across
and end this chase

the cops on the move, authorities told
hope they can end this, the slammer he goes
his head is deranging, information he calls

no need to ask,
I'm a Bell operator
a phone dialator
a bell operator
a phone dialator


this guy's toast, calls from Chicago, call detailed
follows her north to south just like cargo, heart's derailed

I'm a Bell operator
a phone dialator
a bell operator
a phone dialator

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